what's an adventure without a cursed artifact
convo transcript with the sol gang after tam gets a cursed ass ring and wears it
Austin
wait you’re actually putting that cursed ring on? shouldn’t you listen to your future self?
Tam
i don’t even trust my current self and my future self isn’t much smarter. plus this thing is fucking BUSTED! duplicating all my move sets? we’ll win battles in seconds!
Austin
i don’t know. any ultra strong item given for free always has a drawback. didn’t she say you’d “find out?”
Tam
what if i want to find out tho
Austin
...as much as i'd like to argue against that, it's clear you're not changing your mind
Tam
[slipping the ring on] you're just jealous that i got a cool ring and you didn't
LATER, AT S.I.T...
Leah
woah! is that a ghost fighting with us?
Tam
that’s my future self who basically duplicates all my skills!
Leah
wow, that looks really useful--
Austin
that she got from a probably cursed ring and was told explicitly by her future self to not use
Leah
WHAT
Tam
don't worry. it'll be just fiiiiine
it was not fine.
Tam
shut your idiot mouth