ahhh, frat parties! this brings me back to my college days!

...you were a part of a fraternity?

yeah! can't you tell?

NO?????

?!?!?! WHY IS EVERYTHING WE LEARN ABOUT YOU DERANGED

this is reminding me of the time i was at a frat party and apparently this gal was hitting on me but i didn't even realize until it was too late

,,,what's "too late"

oh yeah. she led me into a room and i thought she wanted to show me something cool but it turns out she wanted to have sex. i didn't want to make her feel bad so i just kind of went along with it?

WHAT

ohh, so that's what you meant earlier, huh...

[grabbing austin by the shoulders] OK IGNORING THE DERANGED LOREDROP FOR A SECOND. AUSTIN. WHAT THE FUCK. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SEX IF YOU AREN'T ABSOULTELY SURE ABOUT IT! YOU GOTTA REMEMBER YOUR F.R.I.E.S.

no no don't worry! there was consent! it was freely given. it was reversible. she told me what she wanted so i was informed. i was enthusiastic. she was specific. see? F.R.I.E.S.!

"going along with it" is NOT enthusiastic

i was enthusastic to help her out! what did you expect me to do, start cheering and jumping at the notion of having sex???

yeah um austin has a good point actually. what constitutes as "enthusiastic." is there a threshold orrrrrr

[facepalm] i don't know it's just -- i guess??? it's wanting??? to partake in it ????? were you pressured into it or anything? by her or your friends?

no she was very nice about it actually! and my friends were too busy getting wasted to notice i was gone

well... were you at least into her at all?

hmm... not really? she was pretty though but i didnt feel attracted to her or anything

i am so fucking confused literally why would you have sex with her if you weren't interested in her or having sex

um maybe this is because austin is reverse bisexual? where he isn’t into girls or guys? maybe he just did it because it was something that happened in the moment

ohhh you're right! that might be it!

OKAY. SURE. you seem to be sure about it so it's fine whatever. but seriously austin my man next time you gotta make sure you’re 100% down for it even if you don’t feel quote unquote "enthusiastic" in the dictionary defintion

thanks, but i'm never having sex again! it's a waste of time. there are better things in life. like jazz. and whiskey. and you guys!

[confused clapping]

i'm not sure about the moral of the story here but ok

actually now that i think about it the time with that dude probably wasn’t enthusiastic though. i got bored. i think he was trying too hard. man it's really hard to pretend that sex is actually fun

AUSTIN