A Collection of Aimless Tidbits
"One-liners"
Lor'Lire returning Qyii's staff after [The Cult Leader] takes over Jurrica.
Lor'Lire: "I will give but you one chance, [Mage]; help us rid Jurrica of this vile intruder, and then never return, for if after Jurrica is freed I see you again, I will have to kill you, or die trying."
Theo's reaction to a... questionable bit of leftovers in the fridge that everyone's too stubborn/ curious/ amused to throw out for themselves.
Theo: “Give it long enough and I bet Tzion’ll be able to talk to it.”
Tsoras: "They ask questions that I never would have thought of, and I love it! Really Nect, I recommend that you chat with them, at least on occasion. It can be a wonderful inspiration."
Greg: "All the magic in the world couldn't get me out of this damned traffic jam... *Sigh* I hate this city sometimes."
Greg: "For the last time, we are not the Illuminati!"
Kael: "Dude!! This really is like Men in Black! I'm the men in black!! I-I mean man, man in black."
Kiron, after screwing up some sort of artificial telepathy thing.
Kiron: "It's like my ears are ringing, only it's in my fucking head!"
Theo questioning Tsaimkuu's role, mostly as a joke.
Theo: "Soo, she's like a paid wife."
Jirous: "Ah-... I-... Hah!, that's, a good way of putting it. She essentially keeps me relatively on track, as I, well... can be a tad scattered and impulsive, and... not at all organized in the slightest. She claims to enjoy the variety that working for me offers, and it is just a little bit of everything! Not quite just a maid, or secretary, or adviser..."
Ayhn: “We thought we was only gonna have ta deal with one pixie, but now we got two 'a tha phase-y motha’fuckers on our hands!”
Lylith: “Hey, first rule of time travel: don’t abuse it.”
Allison: That’s the first rule? Really?? I figured it’d be, like, ‘don’t make paradoxes’ or something.”
Lylith: “Let’s call that rule number two then.”
Eryx: “Spice in moderation is acceptable. Vena’s death-chili is not.”