WELCOME ABOARD!
PREPARE FOR THE RIDE OF A LIFETIME!
FUNDAMENTAL CONCEPTS OF THE UNIVERSE. WITHOUT THEM, THERE WOULD BE NOTHING.
NOTORIOUSLY LAZY.
AN INTERGALACTIC MEGACORPORATION WITH ITS HANDS IN EVERY INDUSTRY, FROM CONSUMER ELECTRONICS TO ITS BIGGEST MONEYMAKER, "PEST CONTROL."
SOMEHOW FAR MORE CORRUPT THAN YOUR AVERAGE CORPORATION ALREADY IS.
A SHADOWY ORGANIZATION COMPRISED OF THE MULTIVERSE'S SHARPEST MINDS, DEDICATED TO MAINTAINING THE STATUS QUO AND KEEPING SOCIETY IN FUNCTIONING ORDER.
TORPEDO'S PET PROJECT THAT GOT OUT OF HAND.
ELLY IS A SICK FUCK.
THOSE MIGNYANS (AND UNINFECTED ASSOCIATES) OH-SO DEDICATED TO THE SPREAD OF CRAB CULTURE.
SEEMINGLY A DYING BREED.
ON THE INTERNET, YOU CAN BE ANYONE YOU WANT.
OR, ALTERNATIVELY, ANYTHING.