Rita: Queen Of Speed's Links
Oh yeah, I could kick Nemesis' ass.
Rita's not a Secret Weapon, but she might as well be. Girl packs a punch!
Oblivion thinks he's a tough boy, but deep down he's just a lil mummy's boy who would probably whimper if I kicked him.
Rita thinks she's All That. Her whole theme is that she's Super Fast and stuff. Not! I'm actually 8mph faster than her, so... Yeah.
Oh-Em-Gee, Galactica is like... My Brother-From-Another-Manufacturer! He's so slay.
Rita's my long distance bestie! Go Queen, Go!
Her sense of fashion is so slay, honestly. Her seats could use some work though...
Stealth could show Rita who's boss, but that's just my hot take. That's just the tea, sis.
I wish I had multiple laps!
Lots of people say Nemesis is the most intimidating Coaster at Alton. But honestly? I'd rather get on Nemesis' bad side than Rita's. Girl is forceful! You annoy her, and that's it. Say hello to the Scrapyard.
Yass queen! Non-Secret-Weapon Coasters unite!
Rita likes that I'm unapologetic about my cringe interests. She's probably my only friend at this park.
Oh? She wants to marmalise me? I'd like to see her try.
I'm nearly as fast as Rita, actually.
If Nemesis looked like Inferno in his youth... I dunno guys..! He's kind of a twink!
I don't know what a twink is, but I DO know that Rita lives in a forest. A forest which is highly flammable. She should watch what she says about me.
He's literally homophobic, ew.
Homosexual activity caused the alien invasion! Open your eyes, sheeple!