CRISPIN
Male | 19 | Published Author
Rollercoaster Enthusiast | 70 Creds
"Oblivion's not actually my favourite rollercoaster, he's just orange and therefore my mascot."
INTRODUCTION
Crispin Ashe is a UK-Based Young Adult novelist who primarily writes about the mundane, relatable lives not-so-normal people. His writing combines the autistic wit of Charlie Brooker and all the cheeky humour of an Unintentionally Funny Story He Wrote When He Was 15.
Crispin's primary active series are:
- The Biscuit Club, a trilogy of novels about a metallic, socially-stunted man with a drinking problem;
- Oblivionce, a webcomic about a metallic, socially-stunted man with a drinking problem.
One of Crispin's future series fortunately does not feature a main character with a drinking problem. Administrator is (hopefully) a novel trilogy following a Univeristy Student, Bramble, as she struggles to not accidentally forget to add a semi-colon to a line of code that really needs one, because doing so would cause the whole world to fall into the abyss. So you know, something a tad bit different.
You can recieve Crispin's books (by buying them with £ OR through drawing his OCs) by clicking the links in the blurb.
AVALIABLE
UPCOMING
The Monthly Flip-Flop - Issue #19
09:22 Tuesday 28th November 2023 - Crispin Ashe
Well, well, well. Look who still doesn't have a job.
With Crispin no officially being out of school and work for 6 months now, he finds himself incredibly bored.
Hi! Sorry the (actual) November issue is a week late, I'm just... So unmotivated, guys. Sorry, sorry, I know, you're probably sick to death of me complaining about how unmotivated I am when I literally have 0 responsibilities whatsoever (besides making sure all the housechores are done before my Mum gets home from work), but like... The fact that my Mum's child benefit is gonna run out soon and I'm not pulling my own weight in my family is really eating away at my psyche. Anyway, I'll keep my whining brief.
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In other news, I have been... Let's say, preparing. I might open NSFW commissions soon. However, I've never drawn anything remotely NSFW before, I mean hell I never even draw characters kissing or hugging now that I think about it, so to slowly ease myself into it I've practised by drawing Bliv. Don't worry, I know I have a couple of minors following me, so any NSFW I've drawn of characters are secured tightly in their own little vault (a seperate tab) that requires an 18+ account to access. I don't really understand the appeal of NSFW art myself since I'm ace, but y'know. I wanna fill as many market niches as possible. Even if they are... A bit weird, in my own little opinion. No judgement though. Anywho! We got an interview with the silly little model in question!
Us: What's your opinion on this?
Oblivion: Pretty rad, dawg. Sweet gig!
Us: Fair enough then.
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That's it. That's the only news. Nothing really happens in my life anymore. It's so boring, lol.
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Changelog December
- Coming Soon!
NOTICES
- I have diagnosed Autism Spectrum Disorder. Sometimes I'm a little bit socially inept and say the wrong thing. If I do, please just give me a gentle nudge. While I don't blame any of my shortcomings on my Autism, it does explain why I do mess up occasionally.
- If we're friends and I say or do something that makes you uncomfortable, please say! Even if you're scared you'll be coming across as rude, do it anyway. All good relationships, platonic or otherwise, are built on trust and communication.
- While I do have ASD, please do not use tonetags for me. It makes me feel talked down to. If you want me to use tonetags for you, I will, but please be aware I don't actually know what most of the /letter ones mean so instead I just put "(sarcasm)" or what-have-you at the end of messages.
- Occasionally there may be macambre or distressing themes within my work or showcased on my page. Warnings are offered within folders (content shown within a series as a whole) within characters (content relevant to that character), and within tabs. Distressing content is also explained with how it manifests within the narrative/profile (with spoiler blocks, to those who do not require content warnings and want to go in completely blind.)
DO NOT INTERACT
- People who harm/manipulate children &/ animals get blocked. And reported!
- If you're disciminatory or judgemental towards someone due to a factor they cannot control, (IE gender, sexuality, race, class, religion, disability, etc etc) you will likely get blocked.
- If you're blocked, please DNI. Please do not block evade me. I don't have a public blacklist, but if you're blocked it means you're on my private one.
- I'm 19. While you may interact if you're a minor, please do not try to befriend me unless you're 16+. I accidentally befriended someone who's 15 year old, but absolutely no more please. I'd rather keep my friends older. 16+ only. (This will go up as I get older, obviously.) I try to limit my interactions with minors as much as possible.
UPCOMING
All Caught Up!