Grey Faux's Links
"I've heard of these weirdos who find joy in 'that incident' as well as people of larger figures. Its unhealthy. Of course this blue round uuuh... thing, would be asking about my experiences after cursed dragons candy. I don't need to be reminded of that experience, I don't want to think about being so ridiculously round and helpless, worried about if I was going to burst. Who would ever want to be in that predicament!?"
“Grey was a victim of Gene Beauregarde’s experimental candy. I contacted Grey and asked him about the ‘blueberry incident’. Grey was… uncooperative. Just very rude and he didn’t respond to my questions. He BLEW UP on me! It’s important detective work! I’m NOT being weird about it, HE’S the one being weird about it!”
"He ruined me!!! I was told in good faith that his products were safe for consumption, Normal candy doesn't make you feel funny, and blow up like a balloon... no like a blueberry. Why would he think that it was a good idea, why would he think that people would love being round, why would he do this to me? It took them 2 whole hours to get me back to normal. I have... nightmares about that day, where instead I blow up, or I never stop growing with him taunting me as I helplessly flail at his mercy...
I uh... I hate it"
“He RUINED me!!! I’ll never forget all of Grey Faux’s lies printed in the newspapers! I’ll never forget the face he had after eating my blueberry candy! Grey Faux keeps me up at night… perhaps he deserves his ‘just desserts’ after all these years.”
Diana is a lovely model for my female range of attire. Whilst I generally specialize in men's fashion, that does not mean I stray away from the female figure, and she does have the perfect figure. I do wish she would stop talking about her bloated glutton of an Ex-Husband. It's none of my business how greedy it is. And how much food he wolves down. I don't need to hear about him living such a selfish lifestyle, its unhealthy.
“Oh yeah, I’ve collaborated with Grey before. I posed with a few of his male models for his ‘Faux Fashion’ magazine. After the shoot, Grey and I went out for coffee, and we were laughing about my ex-husband being a fat disgusting pig! Like, I talked for hours about how much of a greedy black hole Hugh was, and Grey was laughing so hard he literally CRIED!”