Bluey DeLobb's Links
"Redward's my oldest brother. He's always been popular with everyone. I wish I could be more like him..."
"Bluey's my littlest baby brother! He never EVER talks, but I'm cool doing all the talking for him. He's also a whiz at 3D art!"
"Yelliot's kinda boring... but he's very practical. Maybe it's a middle-brother thing? He designs and maintains machines, and I've created 3D models for some of his prototypes."
"My youngest brother Bluey has been totally mute since... ever. Me and Redward grew up translating his sign language to everyone else. He's pretty shy and stays in his office working on the Gene Beauregarde case."
"Everyone was so nice and patient with my social anxiety and sign language. I miss them..."
"I hated Hans so much. I never want to hear about him ever again!"
"Bluey vas Ella's autistic 'diversity hire' and zhe most useless of zhe DeLobb brothers. Communicating vith him vas a nightmare."
"I keep getting into forum flame wars with this one psychotic woman from Canvasville! She keeps trolling and posting fake news about Hugh Forric. Nobody is a bigger Hugh Forric fan than me! NOBODY!"
"Hey, nerd! If you're gonna live rent-free in my mind, I'm gonna live rent-free in YOURS!"
"I'm so grateful that she let me join her organization. Although... I'm sure having Redward and Yelliot as agents probably helped. I think Ella has a nepotism weakness."
"He's Redward's and Yelliots little brother. I could tell Bluey anything since he's mute. I know he'll become a great, observant detective someday."
"I swear, Brainstorm Software's programs used to run better before Cain started programming on it. There's a really obvious 'rounding error' on this one... keeps giving inaccurate file sizes."
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1. "upgrade subscription for 3D Model Maker Pro"
2. "best shaders for round surfaces"
3. "jiggle physics"
4. "stomach growling noises"
5. "gene beauregarde candy incident 1972"
"It's my life's mission to track down Gene Beauregarde and bring him to justice! We'll see who gets their just desserts!"
"I've been hiding for so long that a little online community is obsessed with finding me. Out of everyone in this hide-and-seek game, Bluey has been the closest..."
"I'll have to lock your forum thread because it breaks Rule 4: No talk of popping or bursting outside of it's designated board. Placing it in spoiler tags is not sufficient as this text can be triggering for some individuals. I will be forced to temporarily suspend your account if you do it again."
"I like posting on the 'Expansion Mansion' message board, but... there's this one admin who's a huge pain! Why bother running our Gene Beauregarde fan club if you're just gonna scare everyone off with your nerd-rage text walls?!?"
"Mr. Forric visited the Headquarters a while ago... we were so desperate for money. I had no choice but to sell our last Idea Bulb to him! He shook my hand, and I'm never washing it again! He's SO hot!!!"
"This well-rounded gentleman sold me a rare Idea Bulb! He could stand to be a little more presentable... does his species normally wear clothing?"
"Wayne's a JPS junior agent, and the only one in history to get 100-percent on the written exam! But... how did he pass Redward's physical exam?"
"Bluey does not know how to clear his internet history. Does his brothers know about what he has on his computer?"
"Wow! Cat Canada is both a superhero and a JPS junior agent! I hear she can blast lake water from her hands... is the water infinite, or is there a limit? Is it drinkable?"
"When I went through JPS agent training, Bluey was in charge of the written exam. He was hella distracted... looking at pictures of circles on his tablet. What's up with THAT, eh?"
"I heard Jaycee temporarily stopped talking after she moved away from Sillycon Valley. Poor kid. Is that how she picked up learning sign language? I'm grateful that she can understand me!"
"Bluey's really quiet... but that's okay! Sometimes I want to be quiet too. Plus, I get to practice new signs!"
"I had to ban someone for posting creepshots of his guy. I understand that it's rare to see a living inflatable toy outside of Floatilland, but that's NO excuse for breaking forum-wide rules! Still... this one's pretty big... I wonder what his capacity limit is..."
"Boss told me he worked with a dumb ugly nerd named Bluey DeLobb a long time ago! He kinda looks like me!"
"Madison got to try Gene Beauregarde's blueberry candy! He's squandering such a gift. I wish I went on that mission instead of him..."
"Bluey never paid much attention to me... until he found out about my mishap with Gene's secret weapon. Bluey kept putting sticky notes inside my office with questions about the blueberry candy. Leave me alone!"
“Grey was a victim of Gene Beauregarde’s experimental candy. I contacted Grey and asked him about the ‘blueberry incident’. Grey was… uncooperative. Just very rude and he didn’t respond to my questions. He BLEW UP on me! It’s important detective work! I’m NOT being weird about it, HE’S the one being weird about it!”
"I've heard of these weirdos who find joy in 'that incident' as well as people of larger figures. Its unhealthy. Of course this blue round uuuh... thing, would be asking about my experiences after cursed dragons candy. I don't need to be reminded of that experience, I don't want to think about being so ridiculously round and helpless, worried about if I was going to burst. Who would ever want to be in that predicament!?"