Jake

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  • FULL NAME Jacob Mintinsky
  • NICKNAMES Jake (All), Spazz (Alex), The Jakeman (Urban Legend)
  • AGE 22 Years
  • GENDER Male
  • HEIGHT/BUILD 5'6"/skinny
  • ORIENTATION Straight
  • REL STATUS It's Complicated

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THE LUNATIC

  • STORYLINE/SETTING Modern Cleanrooms
  • OCCUPATION Unemployed
  • MENTOR None
  • TRADEMARK ITEM Red hat
  • THEME Exploration with a side of Pilfering
  • VOICE ACTOR Jello Biafra
  • INSTRUMENT(S) Electric Guitar

SUMMARY


Jake is an off-kilter kleptomaniac who's stayed sane enough to learn some history.

PERSONALITY


Excitable, neurotic, curious, friendly and a spaz. Aside from the inclusion of Chloe, Jake is routinely the only upbeat person in the club. Jimmy is there but he's not genuine like Jake is. Jake is naturally drawn to meeting new people is the most welcoming of the club. He felt that he's found a home with fellow lucid people here and would want to extend that to as many people as possible. Jake is prone to random mumblings and outbursts about odd things.

His main issues reside with how boring everything is. Whereas Alex internalizes it and it contributes to his depression, the silence and emptiness causes Jake to go a bit nutty. And in order to entertain himself, he will go on small trips around The City finding, breaking, or stealing things to bring back. He's become a kleptomaniac as there's no reason not to be. He's not going to be arrested and the non-lucid folks wont do anything. He'll usually suss a place out to find if someone lives there. Usually no one does, so he'll steal. If there is someone there, he'll likely just spoke them for a bit of fun. Most of the time they dont notice. His most common spot are large commercial structures which have been vacant since time immemorial. He also likes to walk around and look at the large statues to the scientists that created the Age of Lights.

And, he'll join Alex in The Mind Haven. Though, unlike battling angry denizens or wandering aimlessly, he likes to revisit old memories of Age of Lights denizens, accessible through old archives he's found while exploring. He's grown a fascination with the past, likely the youngest person in The City to actually know what's going on and what's happened. Alex only moderately pays attention when Jake comes back telling all of these stories. Mostly tunes in when the rockstars of old are mentioned. Jake has also attended long ago digital concerts.

HISTORY


Jake, like Alex and more recently, Mullet and his class, come from suburbia south of The City. He was not born in The City. But unlike Mullet and the rest, he and Alex are fugitives, that actively searched for a new life. A life that wasnt drab and mundane like their parents. A place in the fascinating, large, endless City. They weren't however aware of the sheer level of existentialism that City would bring them.

Simply, one day, he and his bud had decided long ago to just skip school and run away. They had grown tired of the life of existing in a nice house with one car, a family and an easy job. They wanted more from life. More from life that their rock songs promised. Rock songs that told of a life that hadnt existed for centuries. But they didnt know that. They were, well are, dumb and young. So they figured life must be way more fun up north. Unfortunately, they only found this out after running away. After vandalizing school property one last time, one last final "fuck you." After they stole a car, got chased by police. After they had traveled miles from home, getting lost. After they crashed it some place down town and hid out for a few weeks. And after they discovered denizens. And their existences. So now they seek refuge with Jimmy, and soon Mullet.

TRIVIA


  • Jake suffers from anxiety. He hides it by running away when it acts up. Or writing songs about it.
  • He loves cats, needless to say. He's broken into the pet store and tried taking one but inevitably surrenders when he sees them being scared.
  • He is DISGUSTINGLY good on guitar, a complete rock and metal protegy.
  • As such, he serves as the lead guitarist for Electrocution Highway, a punk rock band he founded with Alex, Mullet, and Chloe.
  • His takes solos often, making them often emotional, powerful, and a combination of fast and slow phrases.
  • In EH, he is a primary lyricist and lead hypeman for audiences.
  • He usually plays a Gibson Les Paul or a Fender Strat.
  • He rocks out to music so hard, he breaks a sweat and gets his heart pounding nearly every night.
  • He has a lisp and tries to avoid words that emphasizes it.
  • He and Chloe get along well and moderately okay with Mullet
  • He is a crackhead idiot but he does try in his own way to get Alex to not be... Alex
  • His guitar idols are Slash, Jimmy Page, East Bay Ray, Steve Jones, Mike McCready, and Joe Perry
  • He does random voices for no reason like Luis
  • He pops in people's open windows and screeches just to scare the shit outta them.
  • He will take a nearly broken vacuum to suck in flies that are around the apartment. He giggles like a fool while doing it.
  • He is frightened easily and has a very high pitched shriek when frightened.

LIKES


  • Playing guitar and writing music
  • The Cleanrooms
  • Rock, metal and punk music, specifically 60s to 90s stuff
  • Acting like a dumbfuck and little shit. Teasing and stuff
  • Junk food/fast food
  • Crazy girls.
  • Discovering interesting things around the city
  • Cats
  • Talking
  • Getting Mullet angry.
  • Breaking the law

DISLIKES


  • Dogs
  • Conformists
  • Hip hop or RB
  • Veggies and citrus fruit
  • The Mind Haven
  • The police

STRENGTHS


  • Ability to maintain a positive outlook on things.
  • His guitar playing ability.
  • His sneaking ability.
  • Photographic memory.

WEAKNESSES


  • Invasion of personal space of innocent people
  • Home invaisons
  • Cannot take anyone seriously

QUOTES


Constant chattering. Lisp and goofy sounding. Can say some smart shit too.

  • "Greeeeeetiiiings! Hee-hee!"
  • "My problem?? Whatsth your problem!?"
  • "It's not sthealing if they don't remember it mithsing!"
  • "AAAAAAAAAHEEEHEEEEHEEEEHEEEEEE!!"
  • "Ah, quite ya bitchin'!"
  • -some random rock song lyric-
  • "That'sth pretty fucking hilariousth"
  • "D-Don't make fun of my lispth! I can't help it, you cretin!"
  • "But what are they playing!!? I ain't goin' if the muthic is thshit."
  • "Get that synth crap-shit outta here before I go feral."
  • "You got the brain of a denizen."
  • "I'm thsuper cute tho~"
  • "Try being neurotic for a day! It'll open your eyes!"
  • -blowing raspberry-
  • "Posthersth! The lot of you! Haven't left high thschool"
  • "This is Shangri-la-ha-HA!"

APPEARANCE


Small and has an "outfit". He is ALWAYS with his red hat.

  • To reiterate: his hat is always a must and it is NEVER worn forward.
  • Less required is his red tie-short sleeve collared shirt.
  • He's got quite tanner skin than Alex.
  • Messier hair the better!
  • He wears pretty standard colors for a punk dude.
  • Rarely in shorts, that's Alex's thing.
  • He has a stupid shit-eating grin almost all the time.
  • Big incisor fangs! Those aren't props, he's shaved them to make them sharp.
  • Has a knack for raising one lower eyelid because he's a weirdo.

COLORS


HAIR
EYES BASE
EYES HL1
EYES HL2
SKIN
SHOE 1
SHOE 2
HAT/TIE

MUSICAL AESTHETIC


Punk. Hard Rock. Intimidating. Highly sarcastic.

  • "Holiday in Cambodia"/"Police Truck"/"Man With The Dogs"/"Pull My Strings"/"Insight"/"I Fought The Law"/"California Uber Alles" - Dead Kennedys
  • "Fear of the Dark" - Iron Maiden
  • "Basketcase" - Green Day
  • "Old Maid" (he's the burglar) - The Big Bopper
  • "Sucker Train Blues"/"Slither" - Velvet Revolver
  • "Walk on Water"/"Love in a Elevator"/"Livin' on the Edge" - Aerosmith
  • "God Save the Queen"/"Anarchy in the U.K." - Sex Pistols
  • "Welcome to the Jungle"/"Bad Apples"/"14 Years"/"Paradise City" - Guns N' Roses
  • "When the Levee Breaks"/"Houses of the Holy" - Led Zeppelin
  • "Siva"/"Cherub Rock" - The Smashing Pumpkins
  • "Paranoid" - Black Sabbath
  • "Rock & Roll Band"/"Foreplay/Long Time"/"Peace of Mind" - Boston
  • "Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard" - Paul Simon
  • "The Ballroom Blitz" - Sweet
  • "People Are Strange" - The Doors
  • "Brain Damage" - Pink Floyd
  • "Screaming for Vengeance"/"Breaking the Law"/"Revolution"/"Living After Midnight"/"Exciter" - Judas Priest
  • "Department of Youth" - Alice Cooper
  • "Twist" - Korn
  • "Holy Roller"/"This is Shangrila"/"Capricorn Sister" - Mother Love Bone
  • "Be My Lover" - Alice Cooper
  • "Climbing Up The Walls" - Radiohead
  • "Livin' on a Prayer" - Bon Jovi
  • "Jammin' Me" - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
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RELATIONSHIPS


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ALEX BEST FRIEND

"You uh... dropped your ear, Jake."

His best friend since they were 8 years old. Jake and Alex have a special connection that's just unbreakable. While they seem like complete opposites, they've been through so much shit together that being apart is unthinkable. They're a joint packaged deal.

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MARIA FRIEND

Probably the only person he doesn't tease. As someone who defends those who can't speak for himself, he is very soft to Maria. She still he's a freak. Harmless, but still a freak. He doesn't disagree

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JIMMY IDOL

"Well aren't we...excited today, cat boy?"

Jake has a rather unhealthy obsession with Jimmy. He does see Jimmy as the idol that Jimmy believes he is. Jake encourages Jimmy's shitty behavior subconsciously. And Jimmy does subtly also encourages Jake's kleptomania and breaking and entering. Jimmy doesn't respect Jake at all. He thinks he's an immature child.

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MULLET FRIEND

"Jake, I swear to god, if you steal any more of my shit, I'm going to neuter you."

Mullet and Jake are the true rebels of the group. Jake teases him incessantly but they do get each other. Jake appreciates having someone who does give a shit abou the state of the world.

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CHLOE FRIEND

"SHRED DUDE! FUCK YEAHHH MAN!"

Chloe and Jake really get each other. Two idiots of the same dumbshit kinda deal. They like making loud noises and their attention spans together make a goldfish's. They're the most talented members of the band and form its backbone. Mullet gets jealous~.

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CHRIS FRIEND

"Here's your milk platter, Jake. Ya freak."

Chris doesn't mind Jake, she'd rather he not randomly break the bar bottles for fun. Jake thinks Chris is pretty cool and different. He admires her transition, as confusing for him as it is.