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"Little Johnny"...? I am.. average size I believe..hhh.. b-bah-bottom of the food chain? That's a wah.. way of looking at it.. but without us what would the www-world do.. hah... so... someone needs to.. be at.. the b-bah-bottom.. so.. the predators can.. pick at our meat..hhhh
I would st-stick with you... I would stick with you as long as... you let me.. I would let you bl-bleed me dry.. if that meant I-I can be.. useful t-t-to you.. hhh.. was th-that the right th-thing to say...?
It's a dog-eat-dog world, little Johnny, and us Lab Techies are at the bottom of the food chain. Or something like that! Ugh, you're a cute thing. Rats are uglier than mice, but you're not so bad. Tell me, tell me! Why the name? Are you, like, an experiment? A dead body brought back to life? I don't believe in shit like that, but baby, I'll start believing it for you. You can make me see God, or whatever! You know, John Doe cases are some of my favorites. They're always the most mangled. Seriously! Just... Red smears, usually! Are you red inside, John? Can I see? We Lab Techies have to stick together... Right?
H-hhhh... Questions. That's ah-ah a lot of questions..
Take care of mmm-me? Hh...Hhhh..
John Doe. Oho. I do not work in a lab. You look sick. You sweat a lot. Are you ill? Do you have a fever? Oho. Ho. I could take care of you. Oho.
What's up...? Th-The sky... is up.. o-or the ceiling..de-depending on where you are...
I'm.. I'm... like this..s-s-so..sorry,... John... Johnny is.. o..okay.. you can.. call me whatever you would...prefer..?
Best...Best friends..? Best... best.. best.......friends...?
Heyo! What's up? You're lookin' kinda nervous. Somethin' wrong? Didn't get enough sleep last night, maybe? Well hey, don't sweat it Johnny! Can I call you Johnny? I don't bite, I promise! I think we're gonna be best friends, you and me!
I kn-know I am the future... th-that's why I do wha-what I do... For.. the future..
Goodness me, you remind me of my Daniel. [A soft laugh]. My apologies if that was odd to say, you just seem similar... Sure, you're older than he is, but... I do hope that he grows up with some interest in medicine or technology, you know? The youth are our future, after all-- you are our future. :)
J-John.. J-J-John.. that’s my name.. It’s a.. common name… is.. is it not..?
So... S-So many ways people can.. die... even you c-can.. die.. car...crash.. heart diseases... being crushed... stabbed.. shot.. s-s-so.. many ways.. it's... unfortunate.. why can't we live forever...? Hhh... My family would... be sad... if I died.. very sss-sad..
Death... d-d-death.. murder.. is a game...? that's a way to look at... things.. interesting... interesting... th-th-thank you... for telling me your...wah-ways.... i will be sure to... mmm-make it up to you... I-I-I promise...
hello, john doe. john doe, john doe, john doe -- hehe. what an interesting name you have! let's hope that you don't live up to it. you remind me of games unbeaten. i hate being a loser, but i've already imagined thirty different ways for you to die unknown and unidentifiable. i don't want to play that game, so don't let it happen. if you showed up dead tomorrow, do you have any family members or loved ones that would pay me to solve your murder? please say that you don't. unless they're incredibly wealthy, then i would take the other answer. i like being compensated for the games i play.
Ta-Ta-Technology.. Lab.. Technology...? You think I'm... important..? Hhhh... th-that's nnn-nice to... hear? You have been in a.. a lab...? wh-whhhh.. what kind...? I.. hhh.. work.. in a.. hospital..hah... my.. colleague.. are.. hhh
You're a teacher..? that's.. nice.. very.. v-very nice..
a lab tech! you know, without people like you, I don't think anyone would be able to get anything done at all. I've spent my fair share of time in the lab--but, probably not much like yours, if I had to guess? more... lasers, maybe. though, we might both work with stuff that's pretty small. anyway--I'm sure the people working with you appreciate what you do. that's all I mean to say.
Squirrels is part of the SS-S..Sciuridae family.... They are also a-a- a part of the scientific order Rah-Rodentia. So...Um... yes... Squirrels are rodents.. hah..hhh.. b-but they are v-very.. different from rats..
…john doe…? Huh.
I, uh, I like the rat…? Yeah, yeah. It’s cute! Rodents are all kinda cute little guys, I think. Except maybe squirrels. Chewing on the powerlines and frying the neighborhood. I think.
…are… squirrels rodents…?
Eee--! I.. didn't get... these from a lab..ah...ahahaha.. the labs I work in are.. safe.. testing medications and...vaccines.. would not.. hurt me.. Y-You think I'm smart..? hhh... I don't get called that often so.. t-thank you... what can I do.. to repay you for such.. kindness..? I'll give you anything I have...
Pretty smart, huh. Must be, to work in a lab. Least that's what I think. Your lab seems dangerous though--with all the scars all over you. If you mind me noticing, sorry that it's too late, because I already talked about it. But if you're smart enough to be in a lab and to survive your scars, you must be a pretty cool guy. Smart guys are always cool.