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Feels good to unwind between adventures. Especially with someone so beautiful ;0)
Sounds like the dog's looking to bone, hehe! Down, fido!
Tricks!?! I traversed the dangerous depths of your realm, and you're asking me if i do tricks?
Oh my. You are so cute... do you know tricks?
Every time I think i've found the trail... the terrain changes. What is this nightmarish realm?!
The Realm of Fantasy, silly!
Got any gear I can use to explore your realm?
Yes, and please stay safe. I can't protect you from what lurks beyond my cabin.
Dear... gods...this realm smells atrocious... I can't even sniff my way out... I'm gonna be sick
Why don't I show you to the door, fleabag?
Just the natural charm of a Casanova like me! Don't worry, I'll give 'em back to you when i'm done with them ;0)
youse attractin' all my moth girls like you're a flame! they're gonna become your angels by the end of your journey!! goddamn!
Oh damn. I hate to have put you through so much trouble! You could've whistled real loud and I probably would've come running.
I've got a message for you! It took me ages to find you! A mortal's prayer must reach you!
YOU. SAW. NOTHING. GRRRRR! (runs off into the night)
By Gods! You didn't need to dig through my trashcan! There's no food in there, dog! I have a restaurant down the road in my realm!!
That's funny, one time I wrestled BigFoot for my last slim jim...
And that's when I told Big Foot to take a hike! Nobody's gonna steal my favorite sandwich when I'm picnic'ing, not even the cryptid ever!!!
You're right, I'm not a dream god. But I AM an exploration god... and dreams can be explored. Therefore I am perfectly justified in exploring all the dreams I want!
Exploring dreams? What an interesting idea to have. But you're no dream god.
(drool dripping from jowls) Go on. Im all ears.
Infinite jungle! It's amazing! You just get very parched out here. I do have a solution to that.
Woof! This realm is certainly not for the faint of heart. But it was worth it to find a face as beautiful as yours!
Aren't you charming?
I wasn't expecting to see the most gorgeous cow in the entire universe today, but I guess fate had other plans.
Teehee! You're cute!
For a detective you don't have very good sleuthing skills
Your scent is strangely familiar...
Im taking that as a compliment
Oh, you're quite... concupiscent...
Eh... you've got a pretty face, but I'm not a fan of your scent
.........................Hm.
I'm not seeking anything in particular... that's what adventuring is. If I was seeking something, I'd be on a quest. And I'm NOT a quester.
What is it that you seek to find here? Believe me when I say nothing kind roams the City of Rest.
Hey, maybe I'm look to repent, baby. Should I get on my knees and pray?
Usually I'd preach the saying "all dogs go to heaven" but you've definitely proved it otherwise.