Solar's Links
My sister. Ohhhh isn't she just perfect. So self-righteous! I can't be the only one who sees that, right? She's been annoying since we were kits, and she was just as interested in conquest as me, she just did it for a "cause!"
My brother. We never got along. He's been a pain in the ass his whole life... and death. He created a whole clan with the mind to spite me, and hurt the son he'd wronged. I was so relieved when he was finally gone.
Son. Something screwy about that kid. He thinks he can make it out there - he's gotta be kidding! He's a freak. I don't really care about what is and isn't right. From the moment he was born, he's been mine to employ as I please.
He just haaad to push and push and push, didn't he? I was never anything more than a tool to you. Nothing in my interest ever mattered to him, oh no! It took me a while, but I realized something! Everyone dies someday, papa.
Mate! Look at her! That's what hardworking toms get around here. She's pretty and can keep herself clean! That's about all we need around here. And look, she even had the good sense to not get in the way of what I have planned for her son.
Mate. He knows that I'm in this for an easy ride. He is a fool for training his son to be so capable. One of these days he's going to realize that you can die too. Then what are you going to do? He'll kill you... then what will I do?
Grandchild. What were the odds of my son finding someone stupid enough to birth his kits?
Grandpa. Nooooobody liked him, from what I've gathered. Some kind of 'super' villain. Sure. I get those alllll the time. The worst thing he ever did was whatever the fuck he did to my dad to make him... the way that he was. There's some dark shit hidden there.
Nephew. His dad choked me??
He was my uncle, I guess. I was born after he died, but I heard he BLEW. APPARENTLY my dad killed him by feeding him GRASS which I am aware is not FOOD, but dad never fed ME, so, I mean, pretty lame of you to get killed by something he never DOES.
Great-niece. Who knows, maybe we would have gotten along.
Great-uncle. He probably thought he was a big deal, getting someone to name a clan after him and all that shit. As it turns out, the best way to be important is to be strong, and, oh what's this? Alive! Ha. What a phony.
Adoptive great-nephew. Is he gay?
Adoptive great-uncle. Pain in the ass, he tried to mess up the clans just because he didn't like his sister. Petty bitch. My clan's named after him, in a way, but we've decided now we just mean the sun, because fuck you.
Niece. I think she's gonna grow up to be annoying. She's Lunar's kit, so she has to be.
Uncle, my mom says he's a bitch and I believe it. I mean, when you look at the whole plot of things, a lot of bullshit could have been avoided if Solar were not a bitch, mainly everything involved in founding SolarClan, and how bonkers Tidalfang is.
Huh, my sister took the neighbor's kit? Slippery kid from what I remember. I guess that makes you my nephew now. Isn't that funny, after I killed your brother. He died for you, you know. And I let him hold me off, by taking my time with it.
Adoptive uncle, but also, not, because I hate him. He killed my brother. I bet he doesn't even remember him, but I do. Nobody mattered to Solar but himself. I don't know if his soul is out there, but I hope it is and suffering.
Adoptive great-niece. I cannot tell what her intentions are, ever.
Adoptive great-uncle. Don't tell anyone, but his evil plan was pretty fun. I love fights! Is that so bad? What does it all really matter anyway, wouldn't it get boring if no one ever caused conflict? Get rid of Solar, get rid of half the shit that's happened!
Adoptive great-nephew. What's his deal?
Adoptive great-uncle. He was like, the evil guy who did a bunch of stuff I mostly couldn't see cuz he was in the other afterlife I'm not allowed to go into. Anyway. He can't dance. Do with that information what you will.
Adoptive great-great-niece. I am not alive and if I was, I would not care about this cat.
Adoptive great-granduncle. Oh, the clan's named after him. Which is... kind of problematic, I guess. Though... if you really think about it... all the supposed namesakes are kind of problematic... I wonder if there's anyone who wasn't...
My sister's kid. And the guy who killed my ghost's kid. You know what? Fuck you. This is all I get to say to you, and it's not even canon.
Dumbass Uncle. Can't dance according to mom
Adoptive grand-nephew. I literally do not care if you are my nephew, I would have drowned you.
Adoptive great-uncle, lame
Fuckin uuuhhh... adoptive... great, great... nephew, yeah. Having to figure all this out is hell. No, literally, I am in literal hell, and Satan is making me figure all this out. Please help.
Adoptive great great uncle. Lame
Adoptive step-great-great-nephew. Are you even reading this? Are you kidding me?? At that point, are you even related anymore?! Who is this kid?!
Adoptive step-great-great-uncle. I agree with him. I barely count the adoptive relatives honestly. I DON'T KNOW YOU. I do know OF you though.
Granddaughter. Hm. Same facial expression. Huh? What am I talking about? It's meta, you wouldn't get it.
Grandfather. Weird
Great-grandson. Man, what has evolution done to the face of this family?
Great-grandfather... not all of heritage is nice, I suppose.
Adoptive great-great-nephew. Gross, why does that exist?
Adoptive great-great-uncle. A villain best known for getting a place named after him and choking to death.