Swallowtail's Links
Grandpa, he's literally the best...
I don't blame you for my father, he was an irrational asshole who despite it all I wished more than anything that he gave a shit about me. I really don't see how he came from you.
My grandson! Please, if you need anything, you can always come to me! I'm still struggling to understand what happened to Robin... he was the sweetest kid I'd ever met, and a total softie until he became the SolarClan leader.
Auntie. She's really kind. I appreciate her so much and I think she was the right choice to lead Lunarclan.
My nephew... I wish life were kinder to him. He's a good kid, it's too bad my brother couldn't see that in a way that mattered. TempestClan took down the rogue that attacked him... it's nice to know we have some things we agree on.
Great-grandma, seemed like she was alright
Great-grandson. Just be yourself, hun.
Great-great-uncle, I heard he's pretty
Great-great nephew. Handsome lad. No, I mean it!
Great-grandfather. I wish I could have met some of these relatives...
Great-grandson. If I were alive... well, an eye for an eye, I suppose.
Auntie. She seems sweet but I have so many relatives its hard to keep track of them all.
Nephew! I never knew my big sister, she died before I was born, but he's her son. He left after a fight with his leader dad. I hope I NEVER fight with my leader dad, that would be so epic but like in the sad way, and I don't want to be sad!
Step-dad, I don't know what he saw in my father and I feel like he might have been abused just like I was. I worry about him now that Dad is gone but honestly I bet things will get better for him.
And since we are in the realm of thoughts, you don't have to apologise. You had more faith in my father than I ever did and that takes a lot of resilience. Thank you for being there for my siblings, I couldn't stay, he didn't care about me or Fledgling but from what I know about you, I'm sure you did.
My step-son. I... I don't know. I guess... I'm sorry? I must look like an idiot to you. Look, since we're in my mind-space right now avoiding the appraisal of the spoken words, I am proud of you for leaving. I couldn't do it, after all.
Step-sister, I don't know her at all... which I guess is a shame. If she's anything like Troutstrike I'm sure she's alright.
Step-brother. He left, so I don't really know him... well... I don't know the ones who stayed either... He... was smart to leave. Dad never got better. If you were going to try and avoid more... you made the right decision.
Step-aunt, she's definitely a wild card. She had to go to Solarclan to make sure her babies were being fed but she took off even before her kits went missing... I guess I don't blame her too much, I don't know if I could handle being a parent myself.
Step-nephew. Oooo, that has gotta hurt. He came here from SolarClan cuz his dad was that shitty, which doesn't check out at all. Why would Trout put up with that much shit? I get the feeling that if I asked something like that I'd get my ass kicked.
Step-grandfather. He always is so sad and looks like he has something to say sometimes when he looks at me. I'm an open book when it comes to Robintuft-
Step-grandson. I don't know what happened with his dad... well... it's over now, I guess. I wonder though... I shouldn't ask, right? I don't like thinking about my son being caught in a bad marriage. I had two divorces, Trout, please learn from me.
Second cousin, he seems to worry a lot, don't blame him, he's lost a lot of family- I mean we all have but I'm sure he was much closer to his siblings than I ever was to my own.... I also hear he likes bugs.
Second cousin. He used to be in SolarClan, but got in a fight with his dad. I guess... I kinda did the same thing in a way. His dad was a friend of my mom's, and her cousin, but that's kind of odd because of this prophecy thing that happened?
Second cousin, he's got a lovely voice and is the complete opposite of his mom. He was also run off by his mother. We both had bad parents. Shame we didn't really get to know each other.
Second cousin. Man... does anything turn out right for him? My mom and his dad were against each other in the prophecy, but come the time they each have a young son, they're both running him out of camp by being an arse.
First cousin once removed. Doesn't know about him
First cousin once removed. Who? So apparently, there's this thing called prophecies, and it's when StarClan tells you something's gonna happen, and everyone gets all worried about it, even though you can't do anything about it?
First cousin once removed. Trust me kid it did hurt like heck
First cousin once removed. I haven't met him either. I hear he's got half his face all gone. What's under your face? I wanna know but no one's lettin' me peel em for a peek. Probably cuz it'd hurt like absolute HECK.
First cousin once removed.... She murdered Stormglare and was bad enough to run Vireoheart out of Lunarclan- yet somehow I find her much more tolerable than my own father. Thats fucked up but at least its all in my own brain.
First cousin once removed. No worries, we got that guy who attacked your face. He's fish food now. Ahh. Nothing makes me feel righteous like remembering how unanimously we all hated that prick. ... Who are you again?
Great-uncle. Timberstar killed him, her own dad. I don't remember every hearing about him being shitty to her. He also died saving Vireoheart- I am sad about that even though I didn't really know the guy personally.
Grandnephew. He seems like an unhappy guy, but hey, there's time. He too, lost a lot of face, we even got the same teeth showing. Well, even if it takes a while, maybe you'll find your happiness when you're older. Never know.
Adoptive step-second cousin once removed. Father tried to make Harrier and Grouse warriors after fighting them and loosing. Not their fault my father was a moron.
Adoptive step-second cousin once removed. He's a warrior of the clan, and a decent one at that. Apparently he joined because his father tried to make his siblings warriors for... failing to win a fight against me. I am... flattered.
Adoptive step-first cousin three time removed. Titalfang is an odd guy.
Adoptive step-first cousin three times removed. Wow, okay! So glad the meta is doing the math on these cousin links for me, cuz I don't think I could do it on my own. By the time I count to three, I forget what I was tryin' to figure out.
Adoptive step-great-great-uncle. I agree with him. I barely count the adoptive relatives honestly. I DON'T KNOW YOU. I do know OF you though.
Adoptive step-great-great-nephew. Are you even reading this? Are you kidding me?? At that point, are you even related anymore?! Who is this kid?!
Second cousin once removed. Honestly its ok, I'm just glad the man is dead and gone. Doesn't stop the nightmares but- it does make my days less terrifying.
Second cousin once removed. I saw the guy that hurt his face! He's dead now! Junco got him good, it was magnificent. Sorry if you wanted to gut him yourself; I know I would have. It's so dissatisfying otherwise, really.
First cousin thrice removed. I don't know her well, but I know she's lost a lot of family too.
First cousin thrice removed. I don't really talk to him... there's a general disconnect with Owlfur's side of the family, and they weren't particularly close-knit to begin with. I think Swallowtail's here because he fought with his dad too.
Adoptive step-great-uncle. We are friends too. I didn't want him to stay out in the sands so I retrieved him. And I brought him food too during all the crazy shit. I can't believe he's a dad now.
Adoptive step-grandnephew. He's a friend! We SUPPORT each other! He went and got me out of the SANDS when the DRAMA had ended and I was so GRATEFUL because I'd FORGOTTEN that I was not supposed to live in the sand,
Step-great-grandmother. She was a fascinating leader to say the least. I am grateful she let me stay in Lunarclan, she did a better job than my father thats for certain.
Step-great-grandson. I hope he can be comfortable here... Robintuft's leadership was not very consistent. ... What? So was mine? Well, mine was still better. They put his body to rest in our territory like they were giving him back.
Step-uncle. We do have a bit over two faces. I bet you do got some eyes-
Step-nephew. Between the two of us, we have a little over two faces! I'd share ya some of mine, but I don't think that's how it works. I never tried it though! I wonder if I gotta third eye in here, or if there's just two.