Funnel Cake
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- 3 years, 11 months ago
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"Cookies and Gentlemen! It's SHOWTIME~!"
Funnel Cake
Spectacular . Great . Charming . Leader
Recipe
- The world's greatest state fair funnel cake
- A few crushed up peanuts
- A generous helping of powdered sugar
- A drizzle of chocolate sauce
- A drizzle of caramel sauce
Just a drip of the witch's brew
About
Funnel Cake is the exuberant and lively ringleader of the wondrous Crackerjack Circus, crowned "The Spectacular Showman" by fans and employees alike! They, alongside the fellow Leaders of the shows, parade their performers underneath (and sometimes outside!) the gigantic big top tent, conducting the show with their magic baton as they're snatched up by the trapeze artists, riding on the backs of elephants, “taming” lions, you name it. They're revered for their charming, borderline flirtatious, demeanor and handsome good-looks, with their smolder of a smile being hailed as "award-winning" by magazines and newspapers. The only thing they want is to see folks smiling, to make them laugh and cheer, if only for a brief moment. If you really wanna see Funnel in action, make sure to catch the Showstopper, the biggest show the Crackerjack Circus has to offer! It’s clear that they loves their show and their circus, possibly more than themself, but the poor folk might be overworking themself behind the scenes to keep everything in working order despite all the help they have...
Outside of the circus, Funnel is known for their incredibly hospitable and sweet attitude, always ready to talk to fans and take pictures. It's a little amazing how patient they are with fans that come up to them, given that they never seek out the attention they receive simply walking on the street. This patience and kindness is all a learned and genuine attitude, an incredibly drastic change from who they used to be before they were known as Mx. Crackerjack. Whether you believe the rumors or not, the sweetheart Funnel Cake used to be a violent and malicious entity, a Witch Cookie dubbed The Ringmaster. Created for the Witch's enjoyment and entertainment, The Ringmaster was the owner of the Sinister Cinnamon Circus, a carousel shaped building that is a lot more terrifying on the inside. Those who trespassed on their area never came out the same, having been riddled with fear by The Ringmasters psychological manipulation and horrific terrorizing. B-But Funnel's not like that now! They're a good person these days, they promise!
Abilities
Funnels main abilities and magic lies in their power to just summon up parts of their circus at will, though these are more like ghosts of parts of their circus, considering they can't just steal their performers from their homes. They don't often do this, however, so don't expect them to suddenly bust out a glowing, orange, see-through copy of someone out of nowhere. There's a set amount of things they can conjure up, a time limit on their existence, and there's only so many types of things they can conjure up, a list of what being featured below:
- Trapeze Artists
- Lava Cake Lions
- Clowns
- Elephants
- Animal Tamers
- "Freak Show" Performers
- "The Ringleader’s Baton" (Summons up a bit from each part of the circus)
Alongside this overarching magic ability, Funnel has several more terrifying abilities that they've retained and regained from their time as The Ringmaster. They don't like using these much either, since they no longer likes scaring people, but that doesn't mean they're opposed to using nor are they limited to:
- Drunken Man's Eyes (Think Kaa from The Jungle Book, can not actually hypnotize people but can make you think that you are)
- Removing their own head (and various other limbs)
- Bending at unnatural angles and rotating their body parts at will
- Sinister Shriek (A demonic, ear-splitting scream that's been described as the sound of an entire audience burning alive)
- Turning on/off lights at will and summoning spotlights in the dark
- Throw their voice anywhere so long as their mouth isn't obscured
Likes
- Performing!
- Rold Gold Honey Wheat Pretzel Sticks
- Beer
- Tending to their hair
Dislikes
- Being Called a "Ringmaster"
- Being Hounded In Public
- Being Touched
- Radicchio
Hobbies
- Reading
- Singing
- Going For Walks
- Juggling
Stats
Trivia
Funnel is lactose intolerant and would sooner die than admit that to anybody.
Funnel enjoys pretending not to understand modern technology or certain words because it irritates the younger members of the circus.
Funnel bought their prized accordion and banjo from a thrift store, claiming that they were the dumbest looking instruments they had ever seen and that they wanted them immediately.
No, they can't help showing their gums that way every time they opens their mouth. They know that they do it and they're sorry if it freaks you out...
Funnel's has many, many big dreams but the biggest of them all is to own one of those one man band contraptions and they will achieve this.
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Friends/Idolizes
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