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“If ANYONE, harms you or thinks of harming you I will tear them apart into a pile of mush with my bare hands and use their skull as a cup and their spine as a belt and their remains will be used as my food for the next week..”
*Purring loudly rolling around on the carpet while their antennas vibrate*
Mreow meowww!!
“Nick, my love, you’re honestly just as beautiful and I just love you even more, now come here..I promised I would help care for you💕”
*Opening his arms out for a hug”
“Sorry for looking not as attractive as before and that my anger issues are worse..”
“Yea please hurry the contestants are on fire including the curtains-”
*Picks up phone*
“Let me guess, studio is on fire again?”
*Being sprayed with water* “ABBAUSJSKCKKSSKDJDJAJAAAAAJAKSKSAAAAAAABABAAAAA!!!!!!!!!”
*Struggling to control the hose* “Oops! My bad sir!”
“I know you’re famous but I’m literally in history books and I’m from thousands of years so between us I’m kinda a larger celebrity than you-”
“Im a literal celebrity, how are you not freaking out.?”
“Sorry no can do, you gotta wait to be saved you silly human :)”
“Uh e-excuse me.. could you stop grabbing me with those spiky vines of yours? I get you’re evil but this kinda hurts~”
*Swiftly swinging down to catch them again*
SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT DONT WORRY MY LOVE I GOT YOU ITS OKAY-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *falling off a building trying to 'web sling'*
so what are ya thinking on having for dinner tonight babe? ooou im already craving chicken can we have chicken?? :D
“Of course my love! I’ll get the cooking supplies out :}”
i want you🥺
“Leave me the fuck alone you greedy ass fake pirate! Find someone else to love.”
“Sir please get out of the backstage before I call security-”
“But I’m more yellow than that stinky banana, therefore you work for me now!”
“I bet I can make her straight so leave me be sheriff.”
“Get your ugly ass away from my best friend! She’s a lesbian and has zero interest in you. Now fuck off you brown tampon.”
“Hey there gorgeous. I may be married but come sit on my lap hot stuff!~” ;)
“Excuse me?! What the hell is wrong with you.! Leave me alone or I’ll report you to the police you perv! And besides you look like an uncut toe nail!”
“Holy shit i can die in peace now”-
*takes photo with him* “There’s your photo cutie~” ;)