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I'm getting a bit tired of cleaning up after you.
Then stop?? You're not my damn mom, even if you get off acting like you are.
Oh, Ira. Thank you for being so patient with me...
...You make it easy. Heather.
*Quietly watching him color from a distance*
*Coloring, trying to pretend he doesn't see Denver, because if Denver realizes he can see him he'll leave*
shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup
Can you please clean up a bit :) and try to act normal :) I have some friends coming over soon :) and if they see how you live, they're going to call the ASPCA :) because you are living like an animal :) and if people find out my adult son who hasn't moved out yet is indistinguishable from a feral cat, I'm never going to hear the end of it :))) I'm saying this because I love you :)))))))
YOU CAN HEAR THAT-?!
Quit slamming doors and crying so loud in the goddamn shower, I've got a fucking migraine.
Aww, cranky because I'm more fuckable than you?
How come *you've* got a girlfriend?!
No flamerz <3 I'm gonna write a hit piece about you. Don't like? Don't read!
While I am impressed with your tenacity, Dayson, I am disgusted by the person before me. Who let you think it was okay to be this genre of dweeb in public.
................................................... o-oka.y *starved for attention and a bit overwhelmed but entranced by the absolute freak before him*
...You look like The Guy from Modern Baseball. Why on earth do you hang out with my second cousin. I have a lot of follow up questions. Do you want to talk about the upcoming election? I prommy I have good takes.
I… don’t think that means what you think it means.
Had an ABSOLUTE gamer moment earlier today!!
I don’t really miss anything about high school…
I’m glad we’re friends, I am. But don’t you miss what we had in high school?
… I know.
Hey, Jack…? I’m not scared of you, you know. I think you’re kind of pathetic.
Whaaat? Don’t say shit like that. I know EXACTLY when to stop talking, which is exactly why I don’t. Life’s more fun on the edge. Dipshit. What, got bad balance?
Man, you’re cool - most of the time, I fuck with you. But you do NOT know when to shut up, and I won’t be surprised or that sorry when someone decides to catch hands with you over it.
Hi, Gomer :) Did you sleep better last night...?
Hey, Ahmed. Ready for class?
HI FAILBOY. YOUR PEEBRAIN WON'T BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND THE EPIC PWNAGE ABOUT TO BEFALL YOU AND YOUR TROOPS. *is friends*
OH PLEASE. I MIGHT AS WELL TYPE OUT A GG RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOUR N00B SQUAD HAS THE SAME CHANCE OF SWEEPING AS YOU DO AT AS PASSING AS A NORMIE. *is friends*
*quietly seething, on the verge of angry, anxious tears*
snort snort... snuffle... oink.... sniff snuff sniff snuufff snoff snoff sniff sniff... oink...