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If you're gonna be kissing porcelain all night keep it down I'm tryina sleep
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Why so sour, Howie? Lose a couple grand on the roulette wheel?
Despite how you act I know you're no good, so drop the act, Matthews, and tell me what's really going on.
I need to see this man’s insides in 12 different interpretations of the phrase
He tried to give me a thoracotomy but I’m just kinda going with it atp he foine asf
If it isn't my absolutely INNOCENT client, Tex Matthews! As long as you stay outta trouble I can get you off, scott-free!
Thanks Aces, I’ll behave. Cross my heart ;~]
You’re not being straight with me (multiple interpretations of the phrase)
Thank GOODNESS, finally someone with common sense here!
Oh! Justice comes in two flavors, ey? Dumb and Dumber?
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH YOU—-YOU DEGENERATE!!!
Thank you kindly! You've clearly got great taste in movies!
I admire your work greatly, Ms. Bailly! It's truly a pleasure to speak with you
Ain't you just as sweet as your name, mmm mmh! ;~]
Oh you--!! You scoundrel! This is a press interview!!
It was funny when he cried in my lap
Boy, who shoved the gavel up your ass?
I wonder if you'll still carry that smug demeanor when you're behind bars.
Geez alright kid take it easy…you’ve been shaking my hand so hard it’s gonna fall off if you don’t stop! 8 am SHARP tomorrow, I don’t want any stragglers.
Thank you Mr Matthews! Thank you! You don’t understand the importance this means to me! I won’t let you down, I can promise you that!! I’ll make sure to put on my very best act! I won’t ever miss a day, I swear to it! Thank you, thank you!!
Kinda hard to with the newfound need to chase the mailman...
What a cad, will you ever learn?
I HATE YOU I CANT STAND YOU I HATE YOU SO INCREDIBLY MUCH IT PHYSICALLY PAINS ME
Why does he look like and act like a rabid chihuahua, who let this dog behind the wheel. A Klet. I do not like him.
I FUCKING HATE YOU
Carlitoo! Come out of the garage ey? Hang out with us!
I don't care for poetry but you are my good friend, I can....manage...
Just about one of the most barmy lads I've EVER met. Never a dull moment
More people should be like you....they don't get it
Carlo!! Carlito!! Thank you for workshopping with me! You are so smart and I have so much to learn!
AYE Nini we have fun! I still need my wrench back though
This guy and his poetry. It’s an interest taste that’s for sure. I like him though. He’s alright for as alright as they can come.
Haha you're a cube for sure, but I'm hip to be square 😘
Poetry was arse, I say it as a friend though
Weird egg this guy, fun man to be around, great for a joke and some pool. Miss you
The only one that understands me
HAHAHA man I love this guy like my brother lets cafe hop
Wear less cologne it smells on my clothes
Bloody love this git, talking to him’s like opening pandoras box