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[Friend!! She's told them what she knows about the Silly Meter's construction! She's a bit mysterious to them, but that's fine by them!]
Can't say I know anyone with that name, sorry.
He's...? I dunno. The doc never let me see much of him.
Hmm... Haven't heard the name before! Say, did I ever tell you about the Surlee doppelganger I made a few years ago? It ran away on me just a few days after I made it... the ingrateful little chimp. Just like the Toon I had to model it after.
Hate him. So. Much. I hope he stays cooped up in his stupid little house forever.
...Telephone. His name is TELEPHONE? What a stupid name! Fits an idiot who doesn't know how to WATCH WHERE HE'S GOING well!
[Strangers. Never wants to encounter him ever again.]
Roxy Weaselteeth? Uh... Who's that? ...Oh, THAT'S who she is? I've seen her, yeah. Accidentally bumped into her while she was fighting a Cog. Wasn't too happy. I've been careful to stay on the footpaths ever since.
[Strangers. Never wants to encounter her ever again.]
Last recorded message: Tele...phone...? OHHHH, THAT deer! That *bwap* deer. No matter how many "loans" I offer him, he always refuses! And he's not even SCARED or running away crying or ANYTHING, he's just like, "Uh, no thanks"! What's WITH that guy?? I'm gonna get that *bwah* deer to fall for my loan scam one way or another, mark my words!
[Rivals. 11PM hated that Telephone isn't as outwardly expressive as most Toons, and he hated that he never took one of his loans.]
Uh, who's Leonardo Laffencrash? ...Wait, he's THAT guy! I know that guy! He keeps trying to get me to make jellybean loans. I'm not interested in that kind of thing, though. That and he was kinda scary. I haven't seen him in a while, though, I wonder where he is...
[Aware of the other. Only really wanted to be left alone by him. Never started to suspect that he's a Cog.]
Of all of Crescenn's knights, Lance is the most talented, and by extension, the most annoying to deal with. Not even sending them to the future is enough to slow them down. If it turns out they're almost perfectly immortal too, I'm going to burn all the kingdoms down instead.
Jekyll and Hyde are... a handful. Well, Jekyll mostly, but Hyde can have his moments. I keep telling them that they can find another suit of armour somewhere and have one of them pilot that, but they're very set on sharing and I don't understand why. It annoys me. Well, they ARE my first attempts at making sapient life, so I suppose they would have more than their fair share of faults. ...Strangely, though, I wouldn't have them any other way.
Crescenn is, for a lack of better terms, a dweeb and a nuisance. With how many knights are going out to battle my creatures, you'd think he was preparing for war against me as soon as he ascended to the throne. It wouldn't be any fun to conquer The Kingdom if it was easy, but he makes it a whole lot tougher than I'd prefer it. As for the dweeb part... you don't want to know how much stupid Crescenn trivia I've amassed over the years.
God, that idiot... The Blight was a terrible dictator. That thing just sat around the castle all day monologuing about how everyone should fear the damn thing and how "conquest was inevitable" for the other kingdoms or whatever. Probably couldn't even conquer The Kingdom's own farmlands. ...Well, The Blight COULD, physically, have conquered the farmlands. Just didn't. Glad I got that thing out of the way.
[Friend!!! Since she moved in just before the Silly Meter maxed, it was very excited and ordered a bunch of stuff from the Cattlelog for her. Very excitedly introduced themself to her when they got the chance, too!]
If it weren't for the laws of Cog Nation I would have turned him TO SCRAP by now.
[Co-workers. 2AM hates 3AM with a seething passion and avoids him whenever possible.]
Well, I invited her to go golfing with me along with the rest of our fellow Spybots... and she was just as terrifying. I actually feel like she hates me even more now. Maybe she just isn't a golfing Cog? Perhaps we should do something in her sector of Cog Nation instead...
[Co-workers. 3AM's trying to get her to warm up to him at least a little, but it's not working and he knows it. That's not going to stop him from giving up, though!]
Octavia tilts their head as they look at you with brows furrowed in confusion. Seems they don't know...
1AM, the Spybot who decided to live with the Toons. I've heard a lot about them. Especially from 10PM. A shame they decided to defect, but it's not important anymore. I'm here, after all!
[Replacement. 3AM's curious to know more about them, but he's not about to sabotage himself to sate it.]
3AM seems to be a fine replacement for 1AM. Let's hope Corporate Raiders don't have a habit of going rogue.
[Co-workers. She has high hopes for him, albeit with a low bar to jump.]
He's... fine. Not quite as efficient as 1AM was, but doubly strict to make up for it.
[Co-workers. They're friendly with one another, but 10PM can't help but compare him to Octavia whenever they meet.]
Of all of my fellow Spybots, 10PM is the one I know the best. She's as menacing as a Legal Eagle needs to be, but she's actually rather nice once you get to know her! That said... she sometimes has a faraway look in her eye when we talk. I don't think I want to know why.
[Co-workers. They're friendly with one another, but 3AM can't help but feel he wouldn't be her first contact choice if he hadn't been constructed.]
Quite the sourpuss, isn't she? At least she's not an idiot like 11PM was. We'll see if she gets demoted for her anger issues, though.
[Co-workers. Is low-key waiting for 2AM to get demoted.]
...She might know how to do her job WHILE hiding something. And I hate to give her credit now, but she is DANG good at it. Plus she's rude to 3AM and I like that. ...Ughhh, investigating her is gonna hard, isn't it?
[Co-workers. Respects 12AM's scathing rudeness and he ability to hide whatever she's up to, but she's still picked up the scent of a scheme and she's not going to let that respect get in the way of her investigations.]
ERROR 404: 11PM-CBLS NOT FOUND
He was kind of an idiot, sure! 10PM and 12AM were right about that. But he was right about them, too. And I swear I'm gonna find out what they're up to. No matter what.
[Replacement. 2AM sees 11PM as an idiot, but she still wants to see his suspicions confirmed.]