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Hello! Nice to meet you! My name is Florian! And you? Oh, oh. You do music! I enjoy music. I listen to it all the time. Do you like music too? You probably do, since it's your work, ha ha ha. It would be kind of weird to not like your work, right? If you're an Ultimate, that is. You don't look weird! I think you are quite normal. Hey, what are your hobbies? Do you only do music? Forever? Do you like spiders? I like spiders. Don't tell anyone else, please. You look like you like spiders, so that's why I'm telling you. Please message back soon, okay? - From, Florian.
Dear mortal. Greetings. You are to be commended for daring to approach me in a manner such as this. Many other humans have been bold enough to do the same... however, with the title you appear to possess, you have piqued one's interest. Therefore, you will be graced with a response from the one who lurks in the darkest depths of your nightmares... it is I, Count Kanda. You will address me as such, yes? Of course, one has dedicated itself to writing, recording, and performing metal music. It is a marvelous art form, is it not? You seem to agree, as you have stated you listen to music quite often. Are you a more casual listener, hm? Or are there particular artists or genres that you favor above anything else? Ah, you are an artist yourself... cut from a different cloth, but a creative type nonetheless. Tell me, is painting something that you enjoy? Does finishing pieces and sharing them with the world satisfy you? Does it make your fleeting time on this planet worth living at all? You have a peculiar standard for what is "normal" - vampires have always been the polar opposite of the norm. Were you unaware of that, mortal? You will know by now, surely. One's pastimes primarily revolve around various horror media, but also music, as well. What is it you enjoy doing in your spare time? Or is every waking moment taken up by your art? Spiders... yes, your assumption about me is correct. I am rather fond of tarantulas, in particular. They are pleasant creatures and make for delightful companions. Much better than human beings, I must say. Do you have a favorite type of spider, then? There is no need to fear, for I will not utter a word of this to another soul. Who is there to tell, hm? Should there still be courage within yourself and not an ounce of fear, perhaps you may feel inclined to reply to this. Take all the time you need... for one is capable of waiting for an eternity. Sincerely, Count Kanda.
Hey I think I've seen you around the store a couple of times, yeah? From what I can tell you do a pretty good job moppin' those floors I can almost see my reflection sometimes, heh. I can see you bein' there for a long while, maybe even becoming a manager one day? You got a good thing goin' on there.
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Wh-? "asshole"? I think we got off on the wrong foot here, haha my bad, I wasn't tryna imply that's all your good for. Y'know it ain't all bad bein' a manager sometimes it's the only option for people like us y'know? But if you think somethin' is wrong with it that seems like a personal problem. Haha.
manager????? are you fucking insane?? i'd rather eat rocks than-- actually, wait. noooo, no. i see what you're doing - you think i'm an idiot!!! i see right through you, asshole!!!!!
A real estate agent. Do you pride yourself on restricting access to a basic human necessity? Does it make you happy to tell people they can't buy a house if it means you'll get a bigger commission from a richer buyer? I can't wait for the institution of private property to burn. People like you make me sick.
… Nn? Sorry. If you can’t buy, that’s not my fault. Just go look someplace else… There’s always going to be a home for you. Are you homeless? Here, I have contacts… It’ll be okay — don’t cry, don’t cry.
I don't think American is a language. But... A pretty lady like you is popular, right? Do your best with all of that. You can find work somewhere.
I never really had a job before! Do you think I could work as an assistant for you? Oh em gee! I have sooo many skills, I know like so many languages too! I know American, English, New Yorken.. and others!
Hello, Ms. Hanada. I'm afraid I'm not very familiar with your work, but singing is such a lovely talent. I have always admired those with the courage to step up on stage. I suppose... I can do my part in helping to make sure you eat healthy meals...? Lemon, honey, and osha root are good for vocal chords, I believe... It's an honor to be able to work with you.
I am delighted to have a face such as yours aboard the train, Hanada. Your work brings joy to many across the world already.
Oh, oh, a detective! I had to dress up as a detective for an MV once! I know that being the real thing must be very hard, though..! Ehehe. Thank you for everything you do!
Globetrotter, huh… That sort of talent sounds really helpful for this trip! You already know a lot about the world, right? I look forward to your help! (^^)
Haha... Well, I'll do my best to rise to the standard! I do try to leave behind a positive effect while I'm travelling around, so this kind of thing seems right up my alley. Let's do our best to help each other out, yeah?