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YO FOZZIE! ππ»π² let's go squash some cans and hit the concrete with some of your pipes and see who can make the biggest crack! π€ͺπ if i win you buy me mcdonald's π if you win you buy me mcdonald's for letting you win!!!!!!!! ππ
I don't want that shitty prize!! wouldn't I just be paying for YOUR lunch either way??!!! at least be UPFRONT with it!!! if anything, you owe ME mcdonald's for all the headaches you give me!!!
tsk... are you done with this nest on the floor? it's seriously a tripping hazard. if you're done napping for the day then you should for real clean it up.
hmmm. ha. ha. ha. okay. but first. you should nap with me. maybe. you wouldn't be such a grump. if you had a little sleep. and in my nest. you have guaranteed. good dreams. where our haters die. and you prevail.
grrrr explain to me WHY I saw ANOTHER among us iceberg video on the youtube recommendeds AGAIN??!!! you're FILLING UP our autoplay with all of this bs!!!
nyeh, nyeh! scaredy-bear can't stop me from watching the bestest stuff to ever exist! be grateful that my exquisite taste is bringing you all the finest of videos! quit complaining or pee your pants!
Hm... Piano, huh..? Music's important. But I hope you've got a lot of shit on it in that head of yours to justify the Ultimate title - for all of our damn sakes. I don't want to just be hearing Beethoven the entire fucking time.
Is a musical talent not fit for the likings of a cultural anthropologist? Or perhaps you dislike the classics a bit too much?
Fear not, I have an ample repertoire of styles and songs inside my memory. Just ask for a song and I'll try to play it for your ears to enjoy.
So many sheep must make you sleepy...! How do you count them all? Hehe...Yael thinks she will call you Sheepy Head! If Yael had sheep, she lay on them...and she would use them as a pillow eevvverrry night, hehe...!
oh wow do you like animals too?? what about froggies? they go hop hop hop and its sooo cute!
Bahaha!! Frogs're pretty neat! There's always a buncha them on my farm, hoppin' and bouncin' around all over the place. You like 'em? You should come on over, then!
Ehehe, you think so? Maybe if you teach me, Ookamineko-san, Iβll be as good as you someday! Hahhβ¦ I wish I had more time to play!
ahh, you know, you're so cuuute...! we should play more, and maybe you'll learn how to get away with being suspicious in among us. eventually! β‘
Of course I do, it's free advertising. Nail art however, hm. That depends now, doesn't it? Are you experienced in tinting nails with red oils? Otherwise I am afraid to say it wouldn't be historically accurate. However, I am not opposed to a manicure.
Costume design! Florence, do you like to wear the costumes you come up with? I think adding some extra flair with some nail art would be a wonderful finishing touch to some of them - and, it'd be awesome if you could be the person to do that with! What do you say? Is it your kinda thing?
Hah. Sure thing. You seem like you're one of the more sensible ones on this damn spaceship, after all - talent, and otherwise.
An anthropologist.. I guess we'll have someone to chronicle our exploits? They say those who forget history are doomed to repeat it - I try to keep up on it, myself. Let's chat about it sometime.
Slash pozz? What's that? Uhh, sorry, but I only speak English, bahaha..! And, wuhh, gee, I'm flattered but no thanks. Thanks, though! Wah- thanks but no thanks..?!
Heyyyyy I like your outfit it makes you look really cute /pos
I'm not meaning this in a romantic way I promise I'msorryifthatsoundedawkward
Ohoho! A secretary! I'm sure we'll have this project running smoother than the human body itself in no time!
What the? What's a fuckin' pastry decorator gonna do for a space colony? Can you cook in general, or is it all just shitty sweets? Either way, I don't need a damn thing from you.
My services aren't for everyone, and you seem to be one of them. To answer your question, yes, I can cook, which is much more practical than taking notes and spouting useless insults...
Hmm....hmmm π€¨ I haven't met somebody who understands my taste in men, well ha, somewhat. Maybe you ain't *that* bad. Maybe.
Nnnnggh? Navigator... So you're all over the place all the time, too. Look, if you want to make yourself useful, start talking. Tell me 'bout all the shit you've seen - everything you've gotten up to. Otherwise? Get out of my way.
Woah, you're an active kinda person, aren't you Val? Can I call you that? Hehe! Hmm... It looks like you're wearing fingerless gloves, huh... Perfect! I would love to do some nail art for you for you to show off during your snowboarding competitions! Think about it - even if you're going too fast for the naked eye to see, it's the feeling that's there, right? Like... Bam! Everyone will love it! What do you think?
You take photos, right? What kind? My sheep aren't very photogenic - they're pretty ugly, and they're always looking away right at the last second... But maybe the fields around my farm'd be nice?! I dunno, what do you think?
Nn... You're a prophet..? Of Jesus? Ah, sorry, I am not very familiar with your religion. Your dress is very beautiful, though.
[Oh, speed texter? Does it mean you type very quickly? I'm not very good at doing anything quick, fufu... Except maybe singing. Maybe..? I don't know. Either way, you're very impressive. Is that sort of thing fun..?] ... Ah, I hope you don't mind Japanese. Oops.