The Warden (Monkey)
Scary eyes, that one.
I hate any animal that's larger than a rat, but this one's pretty tolerable.
Well, not the WORST guy I could be spending my time with.
Actually pretty cool, but he needs to learn how to lighten up a little!
I like this guy because he knows when to shut the hell up.
I like this guy! I think we could be friends.
Jeez! And I thought *I* had problems!
Woah! Your nose is so bright! Is it hard to sleep at night? Do moths try to fly into it? Why are your horns black? I love your eyeshadow.
Wow! You're so sparkly and colorful and your wings are so pretty! I love your beard! Can you do magic tricks? I know a couple magic tricks but they're not actually magic. Do you paint your own nails?
This creature is so small and so loud.
Violent! Crass! A horrible mongrel of an ungulate! And yet strangely charming.
I hate that Randy has given me feelings like empathy and morals because otherwise I could just kill the unicorn and be done with this stupid fetch quest.
A kindred soul on this weary path.
WHEE! PRETTY HORSE!
I just want him to shut up. That is all I want at this point. I will basically do anything.
Please stop breaking into my house at night just to rearrange my furniture condescendingly.
A shameful excuse for a unicorn. May Rainstar have pity upon you.
I have never met this person before.
Grandfather I Would Slay A Thousand Elves If It Meant Your Approval
WE ARE BEST FRIENDS!
Every time I see this man it fills me with death
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