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Iona is TRULY batshit fucking INSANE. What can I even say about her that hasn't been said before?
Uh, I'm in her band, obviously, I play drums with them. Iona, I'd class her as a friend. She's... a blast, to be honest. It's nice to hang out with someone more fucked up than myself. Complete and utter crackhead.
Okay, I'll stop talking now. Before she decides to order a hit. Or something, be fucked if I know.
Matts! He's a riot! Plays drums in my band. He's good at it, too. Oh, and he's fun to have around, most of the time. Miserable bastard when he's sober, but luckily, that ain't too often nowadays, right? (She laughs.)
Ahah... awwww, drummer boy... he ain't as complicated as he thinks. I know him, I can read him. I know what he wants. Pssssh.
Iona is an important part of my life. She's a complicated woman who isn't perfect, but she's always been there for me. Maybe she doesn't always make the best decisions. Maybe she gets me in bad situations sometimes.
(He sighs) But that's just...Ionas way. I don't know. I just need to protect her. Who else will?
KL! KL - my man! Ah, my guy... he's good.
He's so good. Love the dude. What a guitarist! Plucks out straight FIRE. He's important to me. Soft as shit - but he's loyal. Big, big part of my life.
*Grins* Aw yeah, lil Dakota. She's adorable. Like a nervous little bunny rabbit. Awww. I feel like I make her a little uncomfortable. So I usually try and tone myself down when she's around. I want her to feel safe around me, y'know?
Charlie...he's sweet. I think he likes me. He always goes out of his way to talk to me and to make sure I'm okay. He's like the sibling I never had...I love him.
Dakota is an absolute sweetheart, and she deserves the absolute best. Lovely little lady. She used to be shy, but she's more comfortable nowadays. I guess I've been shy, too. But, y'know, I don't want to intimidate. I know how I can come across. Her and Matthew both have a difficult time of it, sometimes. ...A lot of the time. But I really do think they're meant to be.
Kai's such a lovely man. I'll... I'll be upfront, I used to be a little scared of him. He was just so big, and so stoic. But he's lovely. He's really so incredibly nice.
(Chuckles) Well, what can I say about Charlie?
This guy...I've known him since he was 12 years old and I don't think he's changed one bit since then. What can I really say about Charlie that hasn't already been said? He's a sweet guy. Everyone likes him. Yes, that includes Matthew. He's not fooling anyone.
Kaiiiiii... (laughs)
He's great. Big dude. Pretty eyelashes.
I wouldn't say I'm especially close with Sylvi. Obviously, I mean, we're in the same friendship group and everything. We used to hang out at her parents house a lot when we were younger, even.
But... we're just acquaintances. I mean, don't get me wrong, she's lovely! Very eager to help, opinionated, strong - all great qualities. I just feel like I don't know her that well.
A dreamboat for a high percentage of the population. Attractive, kind, thoughtful, talented. There's not a bad thing you could say about Kai. But I'm going to. Sorry!
He's a pushover to a frustrating extent. He's too modest, and his doormat tendencies are going to get him badly hurt in the future if he's not careful. Kai is great, genuinely though. Lives up to the hype!
That's Matthews girlfriend. Not quite what I pictured his type to be, but, hey. Stranger things have happened.
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Scary. I don't think she likes me. Sorry.
Hm. That's Matthews brother. He should shower more often.
*Laughs nervously* Uh, yeah. Sylvi. She's cool. Last time I spoke to her I got locked in a pretty fuckin' intense conversation about Denman's paranormal activity for a couple hours. Was kinda scary, lookin' back. Girl's spooky n' shit.
(He looks irritated.) Sylvi... she's - well, she's a friend. Martha's girlfriend. Really, really fuckin' pushy. We haven't really been speaking recently.
(Sylvi sighs.) There's a LOT I could say about Matthew, but to be honest with you, I'm sick of even thinking about it. We've always been good friends, but he has a very serious problem that he won't address and it created a lot of friction between us. I won't sit back and be complacent as he destroys his life. Stop deflecting with humour, Matt, and get some fucking help.
Kai... aw. Uh, fuck, this dude's been my best friend since I was a kid. Miracle how he's tolerated me this long.
Kai, well he's a great big fuckin' baby.
I don't know how he got his rock hard reputation. He cries at soap operas.
But, nah...Kai's kind of everyone's rock, I think. I know that he's mine. I don't know how the fuck he does it.
(He chuckles.) Matthew...he's my best friend. We've been through a lot, the two of us. I wouldn't even know where to start, just, talking about the pair of us, you know? (Sighs)
He means a lot to me. Like, a hell of a lot. I'd do anything for the dude, but it's impossible to help him, sometimes. I do try, though. I do.
(He smiles) She's my girlfriend. She's perfect. She's adorable and cute and smokin' hot. Oh my god, I love her so much. (He looks like he's about to cry)
(He sniffs, and then, smirks) Shame that she's a yank, though.
(She grins) Matthew's my boyfriend!
I uh, well I really never thought I'd meet someone this special to me. He's special. He's funny. There's something a bit magic in him. I've always thought that.
Everything we went through... I think it worked out in the end. All of that. I think it was all worth it.
...My bro.
What is he, exactly? We still don't know. Scientists are debating it fervently and they will be for years, yet.
He's like... if a heap of rubbish became sentient, fused with garfield the cat, and smoked far too much pot. He's a disgusting cretin and I'd recommend a wide fucking berth.
Ayyyyyy... That's my baby brother!! I love him. I love the little guy. Fiesty little dude.
Pretends to hate the things he loves, aye, because he's such a fuckin' cool kid. Wish he spoke to me about stuff more. Love 'im. Love him so much. ...Didja know that one time he cried after he flushed his favourite socks down the loo? Dunno why he did it. But I laughed at him and he stomped on my toes. Was bonkers.
Sylvi is Martha's girlfriend and she's a stubborn bitch with an inflated ego. I've known her a long time. She can be hard to get on with. But we're friends, I think.
Hm. Addison's got issues. It would be a lot easier for them and everyone around them if they just let me help them. They won't do that, though, because they have THE worst case of stubborn pride I've ever seen.
So much of a fucking edgelord they make me seem like a care bear. God damn. We're friends.
Enemies, sometimes.
Probably lovers, someday. You hear that, babygirl? ;)
He's...
He's... just... Matthew. I don't know what to tell you.
*Smiles* He's my boyfriend. He's a very good man.
Addison is my partner... (laughs shyly) It's safe to say that there's nobody quite like them. I'm very much in love with Addison. There's nothing I wouldn't do for them.
We're friends. She's an interesting person.
Addison is...okay, they're a little bit scary. It's hard to believe but... I think they like me? I dunno. I really like them? Sometimes we play videogames together! They're one of a kind, that's for sure.
Mm. Charlie. (They smile.) He's something. He's very obviously Matthews brother, isn't he?
Addison... *Laughs nervously* Uh, yeah. I dunno man. They're cool. I don't think they're as scary as they seem. But yea. Can tell they got a soft side like mash taters. Uh, I think.
Sylvi is my girlfriend!!! My baby!! My sweetie! What is it... my kjære?
She's a strange one for sure, but, I'm a bit weird too. So I'd say we're pretty dang well-matched!
I'm in love with her, her and all her funny little quirks. There's nobody in the world...quite like Sylvi. She's unique! She's gorgeous, aw man, how do I even... (shakes head) What can I say, I love her to bits.
Martha. (Sylvi grins in sheer delight) My girlfriend, and an absolute shining star in this world. She brings so much happiness to people's lives. She's everything, honestly.
Wow! Look at me, getting all emotional.
Whatever - fuck it. That girl's my sun, she's my moon, and she's all my shining stars.
Oh...! This Fucking guy. This fucking guy! Ha!
Me and Matthew, we're really good friends! So many absolutely crazy memories with this dude, let me tell you. There's a LOT. A LOT. So much I could say. Man...
We've... gone through too much together to NOT be attached at the hip. I worry about him a lot.
Okay, yeah, Martha. (laughs a little) She's unironically a legend. Mad times, we've had.
Martha, uh, she tends to bring out the best in everyone whether they like it or not. She made me a slightly less garbage person. I hate it... I want my awful trash personality back. Please.
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Kai! Oh my god, this bloke. Absolute LEGEND. Me and Kai, we're really good friends! Weekend gym buddies, occasional basketball bros. He's like a really, really, REALLY solid guy. Like, REALLY. GREAT dude.
I think things get on top of Kai, sometimes. I can't say I blame him - guy's got a lot on his plate. I hope he knows I'm here if he needs me.
Oh, Martha! I admire her so, so much. She's an amazing person, a wonderful friend, a very skilled athlete... I doubt there's anything she can't do, in all honesty! (laughs)
Dakota is... oh, she's such a sweetheart. She's, ah, well... she has her troubles, doesn't she, huh?
It, well it breaks my heart, to be honest with you. But yeah, I'd class us as good friends!
Dakota used to be really, really shy. But she's come out of her shell more nowadays, and I'd consider us good friends! She deserves the best, her and Matthew. I'll help them both get their happy ending.
Martha... she's like the big sister I never had. I don't think I've ever met someone so altruistic and selfless. She's always been there for me. She goes far out of her way. I hope she knows how much I appreciate it all.
Charlie! What a guy! What a character! He's Matthew's brother, and he's an absolute gem. Bit of an oddbod, but ain't we all around here, right? He's a softie and an all-round real sweet person. I'd like to see him more often!
Martha! (he giggles) Aw. She's cute. Ain't she? Ray of sunshine, reckons.
Addison!! Oh man, Addison, Addison. Addison is my BEST friend! I've known 'em, what, 10 years by this point? Wow. They've come so far since then, evolved, and grown, so much, and I am endlessly, endlessly proud of them! We've been through so much by each others side. We're basically... platonic soulmates.
Connected by the old string of fate, y'know? I absolutely love them to bits, and I always will.
Martha is my best friend. We are very... connected.