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Okay, yeah, Martha. (laughs a little) She's unironically a legend. Mad times, we've had.
Martha, uh, she tends to bring out the best in everyone whether they like it or not. She made me a slightly less garbage person. I hate it... I want my awful trash personality back. Please.
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Oh...! This Fucking guy. This fucking guy! Ha!
Me and Matthew, we're really good friends! So many absolutely crazy memories with this dude, let me tell you. There's a LOT. A LOT. So much I could say. Man...
We've... gone through too much together to NOT be attached at the hip. I worry about him a lot.
So much of a fucking edgelord they make me seem like a care bear. God damn. We're friends.
Enemies, sometimes.
Probably lovers, someday. You hear that, babygirl? ;)
He's...
He's... just... Matthew. I don't know what to tell you.
...My bro.
What is he, exactly? We still don't know. Scientists are debating it fervently and they will be for years, yet.
He's like... if a heap of rubbish became sentient, fused with garfield the cat, and smoked far too much pot. He's a disgusting cretin and I'd recommend a wide fucking berth.
Ayyyyyy... That's my baby brother!! I love him. I love the little guy. Fiesty little dude.
Pretends to hate the things he loves, aye, because he's such a fuckin' cool kid. Wish he spoke to me about stuff more. Love 'im. Love him so much. ...Didja know that one time he cried after he flushed his favourite socks down the loo? Dunno why he did it. But I laughed at him and he stomped on my toes. Was bonkers.
(He smiles) She's my girlfriend. She's perfect. She's adorable and cute and smokin' hot. Oh my god, I love her so much. (He looks like he's about to cry)
(He sniffs, and then, smirks) Shame that she's a yank, though.
(She grins) Matthew's my boyfriend!
I uh, well I really never thought I'd meet someone this special to me. He's special. He's funny. There's something a bit magic in him. I've always thought that.
Everything we went through... I think it worked out in the end. All of that. I think it was all worth it.
Kai... aw. Uh, fuck, this dude's been my best friend since I was a kid. Miracle how he's tolerated me this long.
Kai, well he's a great big fuckin' baby.
I don't know how he got his rock hard reputation. He cries at soap operas.
But, nah...Kai's kind of everyone's rock, I think. I know that he's mine. I don't know how the fuck he does it.
(He chuckles.) Matthew...he's my best friend. We've been through a lot, the two of us. I wouldn't even know where to start, just, talking about the pair of us, you know? (Sighs)
He means a lot to me. Like, a hell of a lot. I'd do anything for the dude, but it's impossible to help him, sometimes. I do try, though. I do.
(He looks irritated.) Sylvi... she's - well, she's a friend. Martha's girlfriend. Really, really fuckin' pushy. We haven't really been speaking recently.
(Sylvi sighs.) There's a LOT I could say about Matthew, but to be honest with you, I'm sick of even thinking about it. We've always been good friends, but he has a very serious problem that he won't address and it created a lot of friction between us. I won't sit back and be complacent as he destroys his life. Stop deflecting with humour, Matt, and get some fucking help.
Iona is TRULY batshit fucking INSANE. What can I even say about her that hasn't been said before?
Uh, I'm in her band, obviously, I play drums with them. Iona, I'd class her as a friend. She's... a blast, to be honest. It's nice to hang out with someone more fucked up than myself. Complete and utter crackhead.
Okay, I'll stop talking now. Before she decides to order a hit. Or something, be fucked if I know.
Matts! He's a riot! Plays drums in my band. He's good at it, too. Oh, and he's fun to have around, most of the time. Miserable bastard when he's sober, but luckily, that ain't too often nowadays, right? (She laughs.)
Ahah... awwww, drummer boy... he ain't as complicated as he thinks. I know him, I can read him. I know what he wants. Pssssh.
Aw fuck... man. I miss her. I'm... yeah. I dunno. I miss her.
Hmh... Golden boy. He learnt not to run from the things that scared him, I think. He did well. I am proud of him. I could probably learn things from him. It's a shame.
My mum. She's... a mum. Through and through. Nagging and a little bit scatterbrained.
Uh, she's good. I love my mum. Dunno what I did to deserve her.
Oh, my youngest, my sweet boy - I love my son unconditionally! I'd do anything for him in a heartbeat.
We... well, we don't talk as much as I'd like, really. He's... had a difficult couple of years.
He... (sighs) well, he pushes me away, sometimes. I wish he'd just talk.
My mam. Big, fuckin' softie. I'm serious. .
Uh... soft underneath. But she's blunt. She'll say what she's thinking, which, y'know, that can be refreshing sometimes. She's a very cool woman.
Matthew causes me worry. He's never been the easiest kid, but the problems he's been having recently... (she shakes her head)
Anyway. That's another conversation. For another time. Matthew is my son. He's witty, and secretly soft. I love him dearly.
Fuck. Nope. Pass. I can just... pass these if I want, right? Yeah.
[pre-death]
Heheh... yeah, he, well, our friendship was good while it lasted.
That boy will come back to me, though. He's too desperate for something to cling to. And he doesn't have much else.
(He grimaces) Really? You're fucking hell bent on reminding me I'm a piece of shit? I'm not talking about this. Hard pass.
[pre-death]
(They sigh, and then, shrug) Well, what can I say about him. Every trio's got someone who is a bit more of a hinderance than they're worth. I'll tolerate him! But I'm never going to like him.
Rad. Fucking. Dude. Shit, I fucking love Dominic. Everyone does. He was sort of like a dad to me for a while, in a sense. He's just the absolute best, hands down.
(He smiles)
Oh, Matt, eh? He's great! An extraordinarily talented young man, and he's been our Kai's bezzie mate since they were both kids. He's got a bizarre little sense of humour on him, but I'm more than used to bizarre people!
(Matthew pulls a weird face)
Ough...This... fucking guy. He's my brothers 'friend'. He doesn't talk a lot, he just stands and stares at you creepily. Fucking weird. One time I saw him in the back of his car getting a blowjob off my brother and it fucking scarred me. Does eyeball bleach exist and how do I obtain it? Please. I'm traumatised.
Charlie's brother. Little. Angry.
Oh, wow. Weird fella. Saved my life in no uncertain terms. I uh... hm. We got close from when I lived with him. Yeah, uh, fascinating little fucker - I hope he was relieved, in the end. Like he said he would be.
[pre-death] An interesting person. Reminds me a little of my younger self.
(laughs) Ooh! She hates me, for sure.
Kai's mum used to fucking terrify me, though I would have never admitted it at the time. I had a recurring nightmare about her locking me in her garage. She's stopped invading my sleep now. I don't think Indira is my biggest fan. Which is fair. Indira is a smart fuckin' woman.
Matthew - Kai's friend, from childhood and to now.
I don't see him quite so often, these days. But Kai is still close with him. Matthew was a troublesome child. From what I've heard, he's now a troublesome man. Strange. Complicated. But he's not a bad person.
Oh, Kai's sister is absolutely insane. She's tied with Sylvi for the most competitive person I've ever met. Permanantly on a sugar high. Or crack cocaine.
Oh my god, this little dude - hilarious! He spent a lot of time at the house with us when we were young, but I've only seen him a handful of times since. Kinda miss him, can't lie!
Ooooooh nope. Fuck that. Fuck that, fuck that, fuck thaaaat shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. No fucking way. Fuck that.
[pre-death] BRING HER BRING HER BRING HER BRING HER BRING HER LET ME DEVOUR YOU
Ah, Jules. Great fucking dude. haven't seen him in a while now, not after everything went down. I've had a laugh with him over the years, we've made some good music together.
Matt's a good guy, but he can be a uh, bit of a loose cannon at times? Doesn't always make the best decisions, but I mostly just feel sympathetic towards him. Hope he's doing better nowadays.
Eeeesh. Ghhk. Uh... yeah, it was really terrible. When she died...
[pre-death] Matthew was always a laugh. I'd like to think we always got on.
(Grins) She's a rude, snarky bitch who I just can't get enough of.
Pint-sized pillock.