[It takes EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER not to roundhouse kick this little nosy DUST BUNNY into ORBIT!]

"And what are you supposed to be~? A chicken nugget that rolled under my couch and is now covered in dust and grime? Wonderful. You really captured the unpleasant, 'I'd like to throw this in the trash and never look back' look. Good job!"

[He throws this at Jamie. Hard.]

YOU GET...A BUCKET OF COTTON CANDY!

NOW GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I COMMIT CRIMES~!