Trash will be sending this card to all of their friends next holiday season as an intimidation tactic.
Bonus: Crash is being held up by strings at the green screen so he doesn't crush Tracy's bones.
It took me a while to truly appreciate the beauty and enlightenment of this image, but now, I see that I was only running away from what my eyes couldn't handle. Sometimes, masterpieces aren't recognized till after an artist's death. And I'm so grateful.
"I ordered a SECOND BIRTHDAY SONG today jus for ol Crash n Burns ere after he took me out again after the Crash Course! I told em it was his UNBIRTHDAY, hehaha~"
Chinese 1890s movie AU where Crash and Trash (Tracy)are anti-government villains coded as "just the most amazing friends" while the western powers invade the fishing town and want all the Chinese gold or something
Droid!Crash. CR-A5H aka "Crash" or "Ayfive". A repurposed service droid turned announcer for hutt gladiatorial pit fights. Always on the hunt for a new head!
Crass is an enchanted ventriloquist dummy with the power to "borrow" people and use them as mouthpieces, projecting his essence into other beings and using them as vessels to do his bidding.
Clubs - regular Crash.
- fight theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ7k2YRODT4
Spades - Clash. Basically if Crash didn't let pettiness and superficiality get in the way of his schemes and he actually got his anti-organics shit done. Doesn't use a humanoid face and uses Son Boy as a lackey.
- fight theme: https://youtu.be/Ya14LmiMkCs
Hearts - Cash. Fully assimilated into human society and is a benevolent inventor type. His main goal is to make son boy a real boy.
- fight theme: https://youtu.be/OH3ekHFB0w0
Diamonds - Mr. Cache. The chad Crash that is an uber successful tech tycoon and the most businesslike. Son Boy is an AI like Siri he uses because he's super lonely but doesn't tell anyone.
- fight theme: https://youtu.be/tmBBV9WDbAQ
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