Crash N. Burn's Links
So I was thinking we could get an army of geese and release them in a crowded public area. The chaos and panic that would ensue would be H I L A R I O U S! Think of the views, son!
I don't think they sell geese in bulk, dad.
[QPP] Tracy is the best Crash Course contestant around, and he's the only person in this dimension that knows how to have any FUN. CONSISTENTLY! He's a FANTASTIC dancer, an agent of chaos, he's teaching me about swing music, and he's the only human person I've grown to care about.
I'm...still getting used to processing that fact. Having feelings for people is really weird. BUT!!
I care about him a lot! He doesn't make me feel like I'm less of a person just because I'm NOT a person!!!!!!
[gets beeped on his pager]
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[types 606 and hits send]
[HUSBAND/SUN] THAT'S MY SUNNNNNN BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE!!! B) [Blows kiss to him from across the street] DID YA KNOW HE'S TEXAN???
Wow! I'm in the presence of genuine weather-based royalty! You sure do put the "hot" in hot air! The "short" in short fuse! The "no" in melanoma! I've heard you have a grudge against ice caps and polar bears. Why is that?
[ANNOYANCE] YOU WATCH THAT TONE, OR I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHAT YOUR MELTING POINT IS LIVE ON CAMERA, BUDDY!
I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT KIND OF COMMENTS FROM SOME SMART-TALKING TIN CAN!
Frost, how does it feel to take a back seat in the grand scheme of wintery things to folks like Frosty the Snowman? Does it hurt? He's got a family and a few movie deals. What do you have??? (Besides disproportionately long legs, of course!)
[ANNOYANCE] Ngk!
MY legs?! Y-you're one to talk...
I've got movie deals too! A-and I have a family! I've got a dad, a mom, and an angry, little gremlin of a big brother! I even have a friend! I'm not un-important! I have lots of stuff!
Hello, *Howard*. I keep asking you to write a jingle for my show, but you never respond! What's the deal? Did fame go to your head?! C'mon! It's not like you're a rock star anymore.
Pardon my French, but Mr. Burn is probably the worst person I've ever met. :-)
Imagine being a """"god""" but being afraid of birds! Hah! I'd say your name is a bit of a mouthful, but I guess that doesn't matter when all that stuff you drink makes you slur your speech anyway!
Palnakayo atlikauitl ....
(tr: "rotten body without a head" // "bastard idiot")
Riff Nightgaze is a weird man who has the nerve to be taller than me while also being considerably meeker. He shot me once, but it was all a big misunderstanding. Kind of. Also, he's a bad dad. Still, he's...not all bad??? Something, something, "don't define everyone by the mistakes of their past but instead by what they do in the present"...??
Anyway, he smells pretty good. I like his glasses. Don't tell him that, though.
[BUDDY] Crash is great, honestly! I wasn't sure about him at first, but no, he's really neat! He throws a few insults my way on MaWalyfe, but it's all in good fun! Heheh! He's a lot of fun! I, uhh... I gotta admit, I admire him a good bit too. He seems pretty put together in a lotta ways, and I can respect that.
That little PUNK--!! As good as his music taste and fashion taste are, he's a rotten little TWERP that does nothing but enable Sonny to eat mediocre people food. If he wasn't dead I'd SURELY INTRODUCE HIM TO MY FISTS--lovingly named PERISH MORTAL.
Sonny's dad totally wants to ghostbust me after I didn't tell him where he was during the apocalypse. I get it but like, it's been years. Also technically I'm older AND I'm not a 70's poser--I'm the real deal. So quiet down, whippersnapper!
[TRACYS SUN!!!!]
Tracy has a sun~♫ Tracy has a sun~♫
YOU SIR! Do you KNOW how many times Tracy has told me that he "was never gonna get a sun because he was too cool blah blah blah cars" AND HERE YOU COME! IN YOUR CUTE RED SUIT AND BEEPING HEAD!! I had a good feeling about you since the moment I saw you run over Mr.Nightgaze (That's not the specific reason of course)! So happy for you both!!! C: Have tea with me sometime~?
[A LIVING NIGHTMARE]
Mr Burns has been a pain in my gears since the moment he introduced himself to our school. I am a civil man. A patient one. But he just LOVES to pick away at that every minute we interact! And he knows how to cut DEEP. And I'm the one with knives!!!! One day, we'll settle this once and for all.
["Auntie" Crash] Ayi is Tracy Shushu's sun, an' we had Lunar New Year dinner wit im'. I tink Ayi's temper's even bigger than Ming gege's, an' das real funny... His gun collection is nice, I wanna take one but I ain't wanna be gettin no spankins when I get home.