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[IT'S TIME FOR HALLOWEEN ANTICS 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!]

Unlike last year, Crash is willing to let people walk right up to his house to get treats! As any good suburban father would, he's decked out the exterior to the nines, including a strangely people-sized fake dead man propped up in a chair near the door. It smelled of fog machines and gasoline, and spooky themed disco music from the 70's and early 80's could be heard from inside. Crash himself is in his David S. Pumpkins suit once again, having no qualms with wearing the same outfit twice if it looks good on him!

Crash: "It sure is convenient having the kiddos come to ME instead of the other way around! >:^)" He grinned at patpatted the dead man prop. "I love this holiday! It's like April Fool's Day, but with chainsaws~!"

[SAME RULES AS LAST YEAR MINUS ONE SPECIL NEW TRICK!]

Unlucky | Critical 1: A single breath mint and a handshake from Crash. Additionally, the joy buzzer makes its return :^(

Common | 2-15: Gross prank candy! Fish, skunk, and garlic flavored gum! Jellybeans flavored like puke! Hard candies that taste like ghost peppers! Eat them yourself, or give them to your friends for a nasty surprise. ;^)

**SPECIL RULE | ROLLING A 7 MEANS YOU GET TO LEARN WHERE THE GAS SMELL IS COMING FROM 8^)**

Rare | 16-19: REGULAR, SAFE, NORMAL CANDY! For the sake of his son having the munchies, he's made sure it's all safe and not expired. For once.

LUCKY | 20: One (1) 10lb candy bar of your choice! It may be a cool treat, but boy will you regret eating all of it later! (Remaining: 5/5)

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"Wow! I have no idea what you're supposed to be." :^)

Crash throws an entire box of GRAVY FLAVORED CANDY CANES at Kore! GROSS!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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Axel Ovvell 2devils

Axel saw that house, saw the people sized fake dead man prop and the fog machine. Well the house is definitely one that's well prepared. He slowly walked up and gave a bit of a bow with a flourish of his cape. "Greetings." He straightened himself up and adjusted his hat. "And Trick or Treat, sir." [Rolled 17]

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Crash tilted his head to the side at the kid's weird greeting. And calling him "sir" like this was some sort of interview. What a little weirdo!

"Uh huh. Whatever, kid!" >:^/

Crash chucks some SHREK THE THIRD SNICKERS at Axel's face! They aren't expired!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

(....Where did he even GET these?)

Axel Ovvell 2devils

The Shrek Snickers hit Axel's face and he catches him in his hands after being momentairly stunned. What adult would throw candy at children like this?? Either way he's going to put it into his bag, quietly questioning why he has these snickers but not say anything. "Thank you, sir. Happy Halloween." And then he's just going to head back into the night to continue trick or treating, away from this house.

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Crash's voice goes up an octave as a BABEY is spotted waddling up to his house. "OH~! HELLO! I love your costume!"

He had to resist the temptation to pick Yo-Yoi up and go hunt for adoption papers, so he dashed inside to get candy that would be suitable for such a cute widdle fellow!

YOU GET....GRAVEYARD HUNT! GLOW IN THE DARK SOUR SKULLS BY THE BAG FULL! WAHOO!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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Crash patpats Yo-Yoi and sends him on his way.

(Spiritually, you can feel Son Boy cringing from wherever in the world he's at.)

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Crash rolls his eyes. What are these freaks? Were they even kids? It was obvious they already had PLENTY of candy, so why did they feel the need to come up to HIM?

"Yeah sure whatever."

HE DUMPS A GIANT TOBLERONE IN AIRHEAD'S HANDS.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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Mollia Sweet-Jade

(Well, Trick or treating with crash did not exactly go well last year for one puppet kid. They kinda ended up just yeeting the breath mint into the woods for the plant life to claim. But hey, despite their lucky being spotty at best this year, what’s the worst that can happen!! Two, count em, two puppet kids make their way over!! Bad luck be damned!!)

“Trick or treat!!!”

[Mollia rolled an 8 and Fictilem rolled a 16!!]

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"Oh WAIT! I remember you, I think? Possibly. Maybe." He digs around in his candy bowl for something a little better than a breath mint. But...only a little. "Here you go! Enjoy!" ;^)

YOU GET BLUE MOUTH SWEETS ANDDDD A 1994 LION KING CANDY BAR? THAT IS SOMEHOW STILL GOOD?????

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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(Hakuna Matata I guess!)

[Punch got a 16!]

Punch happily strolls up, very impressed with the décor! Their costume shielded them from most of the gas smell anyway, so Punch had no problems walking right up to Crash. "ᵗʳᶦᶜᵏ ᵒʳ ᵗʳᵉᵃᵗ" They say, holding out their bag o candy. "ⁿᶦᶜᵉ ʰᵒᵘˢᵉ"

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"Huh? What?" He leans in. "Sorry, I don't speak....bubblegum bear? Hah, I have no idea what you're supposed to be, but it's shaped like a thumb so you at LEAST deserve a decent bit of candy!"

YOU GET TWILIGHT NEW MOON HEART CHOCOLATES! WHY DOES HE EVEN HAVE THESE?!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!?

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Chiffon Velvet 2devils

:O [oh! this is Sonboy's house! She heads on over and waves very excitedly] Hello Mister Burn!.. :D How's Sonny? :0c Is he inside or did he go trick or treating? [she stops once she gets to the door but she's still waving for a second after. She looked over to the ded man prop in the chair before looking to Crash] :D Also Trick or Treat.!

[She rolled a 3..]

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Crash looked at Chiffon, knowing full well what she was supposed to be, but preferring to be annoying anyway. "Oh look, ZELDA!"

He laughs at his own joke before fishing around his his bowl for candy. "Sonny thinks he's too old for trick or treating for some reason. You'd think being a fleshb--a HUMAN--now with proper taste buds, he'd have more of a...." he leans back into the house, shouting at an unseen Sonathan Boy, "...DRIVE TO GO TRICK OR TREATING SO I CAN TAKE PICTURES OR SOMETHING--!"

He turns back to Chiffon, sighing and shrugging. "But I guess not! Whatever he wants to do!" <:'^) Then he tosses a candy at Chiffon's face. Good luck catching it!

YOU GET A SOUR FLUSH!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Chiffon Velvet 2devils

[Unfortunately for Crash, she doesn't really know what she's supposed to be name wise. So she doesn't really get the joke. But she laughed anyway] :D

:o Sonny doesn't wanna trick or treat? :O But I'm older than him and I'm still doing it..?

[she peeks over trying to see Son Boy inside the house, sadly she cannot see him but she waved anyway] :O Hello Sonny..! :D Happy Halloween.! [looks back at Crash] <:Dc I'm sorry he doesn't want to.. :0 maybe next year he'll wanna dress up- [and then she got hit in the face with a candy] Wah-

[catches it in her pawbs] :O :D Thank you Mister Burn..! Happy Halloween..!

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Crash N. Burn dec

"Heh, wow." He smirks at the trick or treater's lethargy. "Guess you could really use the sugar, eh, kid?" :^J

Crash pulls out an incredibly strange object from his candy bowl and launches it at KJs face.

YOU GET....WHATEVER THIS IS!

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Cosmia Molchanova Majojello

[The smell is terrible and her keen wolf senses do not help her here. She no longer wishes to be here as the smell and noise makes her angry. Well... except for the music. Her wolf tail sways a bit to the disco music. She could dance to this.] Hey... Happy Halloween. [She looks at Crash deadpan.] Nice fuckin dead guy. And the music... what song is this? [Wait no, she's here for candy.] Trick or treat?

[Rolled a 6!]

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"It's called Soul Dracula~! And thanks. That's my favorite dead guy." He leaves the doorway momentarily to patpat the dead guy. "I like him a lot." ;^)

YOU GET BUGGY CANDY. UNFORTUNATELY, NOT EVEN REAL CANDY. BUT COSMIA SHOULDN'T MIND.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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Crash raises an eyebrow as he looks at his candy bucket. No candy left?!? Shit. "Just a minute, kid. I've got SOMETHING around here somewhere..."

He runs back inside, thudding and clanking is heard as he's clearly rummaging through cabinets. "AHA! FOUND IT!"

"BUT DAAAAAD I WAS GONNA USE THOSE FOR COMICALLY LARGE S'MORES--!"

"SONNY, THIS IS GARBAGE CHOCOLATE ANYWAY."

"I GUESS!!!! UGH!"

Crash appears at the doorway holding two 5lb Hershey's bars and plops them on Cherub's noggin. "There you go!" >:^D

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Pulse Nightgaze Boss PastelPunk

Here comes a pink demon, dressed as a pink Powerpuff girl. He's a bit vary. Does not want him or a loved one to get zapped, so he has the hand that is not holding the candy bag balled up in a fist. "... Trick or treat." He says, somewhat meekly. "... I don't want to shake your hand, by the way... So... Sorry, I guess." [He rolled a 17!]

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Crash tilts his head. "But....what if that was the prerequisite for candy, kid?" He grins and flashes the joy buzzer on one of his fingers.

"Ah, I'm kidding." He waves Pulse off. "Can't have anyone getting ~UPSET~ on Halloween, now can we?" :^/

He tosses a whole bag of candy at Pulse's head!

YOU GET A BAG OF CRYBABIES!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Roscoe T. Rascal DemonicAdversary

Hi I'm absolutely in LOVE with this OC and he would go so well with my boy Roscoe. I just wanted to tell you how much I love him

I don’t usually click on humanoid characters, but Crash definitely caught my eye. Like. Oml this is the best character I’ve ever seen

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[Crash isn't dressed as anything, but he IS wearing a more festive suit than usual!]

He has a booth set up in the market. Can't let anyone know where he lives~! And honestly, it's less of a booth and more of a very small table, a chair, and a bunch of large, unlabeled boxes. His telemon, Franklin, is broadcasting the whole shebang and blasting some tunes to set the mood!

Crash: "LET'S GET SOME TREATS AND TRICKS, LITTLE FLESHIES--I MEAN...KIDDOS!"

[Roll a Dice and pray!]

Unlucky | Critical 1: A single breath mint and a handshake from Crash. Too bad he's wearing a joy buzzer and you'll get zapped! :^(

Common | 2-15: Gross prank candy! Fish, skunk, and garlic flavored gum! Jellybeans flavored like puke! Hard candies that taste like ghost peppers! Eat them yourself, or give them to your friends for a nasty surprise. ;^)

Rare | 16-19: REGULAR, SAFE, NORMAL CANDY! Crash doesn't remember if it's from last year or this year, but he's sure it's still fine.

LUCKY | 20: One (1) 10lb candy bar of your choice! It may be a cool treat, but boy will you regret eating all of it later! (Remaining: 5/5)

Chiffon Velvet 2devils

"Wow Mister Burn! I like your suit!" The little cake bun in her Princess of the Dark costume came wandering over and happily waved to him "Trick or treat!" [She got a 17]

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[Oh. Regular candy. How boring. Crash digs through a box for something to toss at the little thing in front of him.]

*sigh* "Thanks. I like your costume. Dressing like an oil slick or...whatever...is pretty creative."

YOU GET....MILK DUDS! POSSIBLY FROM LAST YEAR! CONGRATULATIONS?

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Chiffon Velvet 2devils

"Hm? it's not an oil costume!" Chiffon takes off her hat and the shadow that was on her body magically disappears "It's just part of my costume! But thanks for the candy! I hope you have a nice Night!" She places the hat back on and skips away happily.

Pulse Nightgaze Boss PastelPunk

[Pulse rolled an 18!]

Pulse is here, in his angel pumpkin pendant costume.

"Hi! Oh, your suit is really neat, heh. You're Sonny's dad, right? Nice to meet you! I'm Pulse! Trick or Treat! ^^"

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[Man! He intentionally stacked things in his favor! Why did the kids keep getting candy on the holiday meant for getting candy??? Ugh!]

"Yep. I'm Son Boy's dad, alright! Why, are you one of his friends from school? Haha, I doubt it. He doesn't have any of those." [shrug]

YOU GET....A BAG OF SOUR OCTOPUS! OCTOPI? ALSO POSSIBLY FROM LAST YEAR! CONGRATULATIONS?

Pulse Nightgaze Boss PastelPunk

"Oh! Uhm... I mean, kinda? Maybe...? I'd like to be friends with him, but he's kinda hard to talk to. Oh! Thank you Son Boy's dad!" He happily takes the bag! It looks really cool!

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[Crash grins at the smarmy kid-child-teenager-individual in front of him.]

"A bad feeling? Pff, no bad feelings here! Just kids taking candy from strangers. It's perfectly safe!"

[he digs through a box] "What are you supposed to be...a cat? Or an...um...a cat...?"

YOU GET...MYSTERIOUS UNLABELED CANDY THAT SMELLS VAGUELY OF GARLIC! CONGRATULATIONS!

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Bianca Niente Majojello

(She rolled a 1)

Doing her best at a polite smile, a magical girl strolls up with a weird looking cat on her shoulder. She comes to a small stop at Crash's booth. "Oh, Mister Sonny's Dad, Mister Crash N. Burn! You are also participating in the holidays? I... I believe I am supposed to ask you for a trick or treat." She attempts the smile again. "So... Trick or treat?"

The cat stares at Crash, waiting.

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[EHEHEHEHEHEHE! Despite the clear late night skies of Mahou Wando, one could almost see Ominous Spooky Villain Lightning flash in the distance.]

"Wow your cat is messed up, kiddo!" [Crash quickly changed his tone.]

"I mean...yes, I am "ALsO pArTiCiPaTiNg In ThE HoLiDayS...." [he reached for his weapon of choice] "Festivities always make me so eager to share things with others. Care for a handshake, little child-person?"

[He extends a hand to Bianca, and when she takes it, she gets shocked by the joy buzzer! :^( ]

YOU GET...A BREATH MINT!

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AND A PAINFUL ZAP ON THE HAND! YEOWCH!

Bianca Niente Majojello

She is a trusting and forgiving sort and as the shock runs up her arm, her magic activates and her arm vanishes from Crash's grip as she lets out a small squeak. Bianca holds back tears from the pain and the blatant trickery. "This... Oh... This... That was a trick... yeah?" She stares at the breath mint. "And this is the treat." She lets out a small sad laugh that doesn't have much behind it.

The cat leaps at the robo-man in an attempt to tear him a new one before Bianca pulls him back in with her reappearing hand. "Ichor... no... that's... -sniffles- part of the holidays. He's allowed to do that."

She sketches a nice piece of Crash in his suit and puts it on the table. "This is my payment for the treat." She stands and does an unstable bow. "Thank you, Mister Crash N. Burn." She begins to leave before stopping.

"Oh, Mister Crash N. Burn. Make sure you keep an eye on Mister Sonny's bear if you can. It's gotten quite large. Happy feelings should help shrink it." She then takes off, rubbing her arm.

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[Crash is annoyed by the volume but appreciates the enthusiasm. Kinda. This kid seems like the exact sort to go on his show and get completely OBLITERATED, so that's fun.]

"Yeah, yeah. I don't know what 'vibing' means but, here you go!" 8^)

YOU GET...MYSTERIOUS UNLABELED CANDY THAT SMELLS VAGUELY OF SALMON! CONGRATULATIONS!

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[Crash was so distracted by Tracy's sudden death drop (apparently brought on by Crash's impeccable musical taste/selection? He wasn't sure. It seemed like a very odd dance move, regardless) that Crash didn't notice that he grabbed the wrong prank candy!]

"Oh. Hello..................Valentine. Yes, I am streaming. But isn't this a holiday for children?"

[He made a grand display of whipping out the candy. He'd absolutely been rehearsing this joke just in case the opportunity presented itself.]

"No matter. I saved this candy ~specifically~ because it reminds me of you."

YOU GET...HOT CANDY...?

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WAIT. THAT'S NOT WHAT HE MEANT TO GIVE YOU. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET THE ONE THAT TASTES LIKE FARTS!

OH NO!

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[If this kid had the nerve to dare gesture that he wanted two candies, he had another thing coming! How greedy!]

"Yeah, whatever. What are you supposed to be? A zombie straight out of an 80's aerobics video?"

YOU GET...NOT ONE BUT TWO PIECES OF BLACK LICORICE! BLEGH!

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Juliet Thorne starcaptn

Oh, another odd stall. Well, no score to small. She squints suspiciously at the telemon as she approaches the booth ... "Good evening sir, trick or treat! Nice ... suit? Festive. I suppose." Juliet rolled a 3!

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[Crash grins.]

"Haha, yes. Festive." [he rolled his eyes] "But: candy! reats and things of that nature--!"

[He reaches into one of his boxes.]

YOU GET...MYSTERIOUS UNLABELED CANDY THAT SMELLS SUSPICIOUSLY OF...BLUE INK?

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Juliet Thorne starcaptn

She stared at the ... candy. And then back at Crash. "What are these supposed to be? ...I don't believe this is anything quite of either nature. >A> Hmph." She stomps off, unsatisfied. Maybe Hayden will eat them if nothing else.

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[Crash looks down to see an adorable little robotic thing. And it WADDLES?!?! AAHAHAUGHHGHGHGUGHGHUHGHG??!?!<3??1!? MUST...RESIST...URGE...TO...HOLD--]

"Why, hello there! Good evening to you too! Happy Halloween and all that. You'd like some candy, wouldn't you? Of course~!"

[he digs through his boxes for the largest candy bar he can find]

YOU GET...A MILKY WAY THAT'S LIKE A FOOT LONG! WOW!

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Crash N. Burn dec

[Crash had certainly had enough of people dressed vaguely mobster-y for one night. He couldn't even feign disappointment at this point. He felt it in his nonexistent bones. Crash didn't even bother opening a new bag of candy, and instead just tossed the entire thing at the kid in front of him.]

"Yeah okay sure whatever kid just take it...."

YOU GET...A WHOLE BAG OF REESES PIECES PUMPKINS!

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Leviathan "Vivi" JKDreamer

Tiny not-snake wolf child comes wandering by, pauses,and decides why not. With a wolfish grin and tail wag she's at the table and "Trick or treat~?"

[Vivi rolled a 13!]

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[Blegh! This kid obviously had some sort of skin condition. Or maybe it was the costume? Crash sure hoped it was the costume. He quickly rummaged through one of his treat boxes for something to give the kid in front of him.]

"How about both~?"

YOU GET...MYSTERIOUS UNLABELED CANDY THAT SMELLS VAGUELY OF SKUNK TOOTS! CONGRATULATIONS!

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[Eugh?! What on earth? Was this someone's pet or someone trying WAAAAAY too hard to LARP as an amphibious mop creature??? Either way, Crash didn't like it one bit. Best to give 'em something big so they won't come back.]

YOU GET....A BAG OF MATCHA KIT-KATS! HOORAY!

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(NOW PLEASE GO AWAY!)

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[It takes EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER not to roundhouse kick this little nosy DUST BUNNY into ORBIT!]

"And what are you supposed to be~? A chicken nugget that rolled under my couch and is now covered in dust and grime? Wonderful. You really captured the unpleasant, 'I'd like to throw this in the trash and never look back' look. Good job!"

[He throws this at Jamie. Hard.]

YOU GET...A BUCKET OF COTTON CANDY!

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NOW GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I COMMIT CRIMES~!

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[A FAN! HOORAY! Crash sure loved being adored, even if it was by fleshy people!]

"Yes, of COURSE we're live!" Crash smiled, digging through a box for some goodies. This kid was lucky they caught him as his mood was improving.

"Here you go~! Happy Halloween!"

YOU GET...A WHOLE BOX OF SWEDISH FISH! CONGRATULATIONS!

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[Rolled a 5]

Dawn is a bit weary of the robotic man sitting at the table, Cyrie's shown off plenty of videos about his show to her and his intentions with these gifts makes her a little nervous... But Cyrie just full on runs up excitedly to him,, hoo h, okAY. She strides after her, giving the robotic man a peace sign unconsciously and beeping the button on her phone. "Trick or treat."

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[Lacking in enthusiasm, huh? We'll just have to reward that properly~]

"Happy Halloween! Don't eat these all at once!"

YOU GET...MYSTERIOUS UNLABELED CANDY THAT SMELLS SUSPICIOUSLY OF ONIONS? CONGRATULATIONS!

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Mollia Sweet-Jade

(Rolled: ...1)

//they uh...they probably should’ve tried this earlier in the night when they weren’t tired out from walking around. Oh well. Coulda shoulda woulda.\\

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[HAHA! What a SHOCKING way to round off the night~!]

"What? No courtesy trick-or-treat? Hmm. How about we shake on it instead?"

YOU GET...A BREATH MINT!

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AND A PAINFUL ZAP ON THE HAND! YEOWCH!

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