post out of context thingz youve said

Posted 3 years, 2 months ago by suta

i thought this might be cool but basically post thingz youve said out of context

not necessarily inside jokez just random shit yovue said (tho u can post those too)

okay go

edit: bonus for "my dad and my grandpa went to the same jail".

i don't think in the spring

^ i said this when i was four. ~~it remains accurate~~

"wait a minute-

SHAKESPEAR WAS G AY"

~ two unrelated events ~

"sorry honey, you're not allowed under the bathtub. "

"No dude, you can't feed the cat pizza."

*laughing* "I want an easy bake oven"

children aged 2 to 5 don't understand