post out of context thingz youve said

"It was as if he were some kind of duck god with his subjects gathered around him... or something like that."

“My day be so fine,, then BOOM. Columbia.”

”tastes like orgasms.”

“toes.” and “feet”

”vomits cutely”

"Did you just piss on the worms"

"SILENCE, RETIREMENT HOME FUCKER"

"I mean, this is way easier to explain than wanting to do the dirty with characters that go HYEH, DUDUDUDU, and BEEP BO BEEP BO BEEP"

"Thanos mpreg is canon"

"Can people taste their mouths? Like what about their tongues? Can they taste their tongues??!"

"Thank God for Charles Manson"

uhh warning bc some of these r kinda nsfw ish in how im describing things but i think theyre fucking HILARIOUS sooo ;alkfdjs

please help my small group of friends who put up with me

"I am baby. No one can contest the fact that I'm baby."
"I could."
"Down boy."

"chicken boob"

"the revolution boys keep wanting to watch the game with me"

"why tf would u think I wanna date an anarchist pig"

"dancing to chika dance make pain go away"

"toom"

"im gonmna go blow up a natyion"

"oh shit jesus is dead"

"digest the floof"