This fellow right here, literally a sunshine but brings a lot of disaster with him, alongside a large bit of family drama xD
Bring me your chaotic, your foolish, your clumsy, your unlucky, your characters with bad judgment, terrible self-preservation, unwise ideas; your characters who manage to be an unintentional danger to themselves or the people around them; your characters who always land themselves in some kind of trouble; your characters who don't have their lives together at all: whoever they are and whatever their deal is, bring me your characters who are a hot mess!
honestly the only reason Ethan is alive at this point is thanks to his friends-
non-existent sleep schedule, would live off of instant ramen and energy drinks if left alone, has a hard time remembering his meds, once dropped everything to travel around Europe without telling anyone, 0 self preservation skills, i could go on and on about this dude but i love him dearly
Aphelion is definitely up there. He seems like he has his life together, which makes it even funnier, but the truth is that he's struggling — a lot. Aphelion undervalues himself a lot, therefore his self-esteem is incredibly low, though he seems pretentious. People think of him as a self-absorbed jerk, but deep down, he's really not, he's just afraid to get close to people, so he pushes them away to protect himself emotionally.
Basically the personification of disaster. A complete lack of impulse control & highly questionable morals, greasy, vulgar, uncouth, socially and physically awkward, filled to the eyeballs with pure rage, anxiety, & nihilism, has no idea what's going on at all ever but hates everything anyway, extremely accident-prone (and they're never small accidents either), would probably get nervous and bark at you if you asked him how his day was going, only seems to be able to make friends with people who have been on the top of FBI's Most Wanted list at least twice- the only reason he's still alive at this point is because the gods won't let him die tbh
Usually he's fine, but sometimes the fact that he is seen as nothing but a robot as opposed to the truly sentient being he is gets to him a bit-
Very much a "Detroit: Become Human" situation XD
case in point: got handcuffed before he could put his jacket on and is now trying to make it seem like a style choice
an obnoxious arrogant idiot who is just pure cringe for the most part will throw tantrums like a melodramatic diva. at the age of 27. lol.