"Oo, questions, let's go," Simon read the questions out as they answered them."
"1. Is it better to fail doing too much or doing too little? Too little. All the way. If you do a lot, well- Then you're just wasting time. You've wasted your time and energy, but if you did too little? That's a sign the failure is on you and you need to try harder. Not outside forces that woukd doom you from the start. Does that make sense?"
"If you could make one thing bigger or smaller, what and why? Hmm... Give me a second, I'm thinking.... I would make... My friend Micah's cock smaller to annoy him. I'm kidding, obviously. I... I can't think of anything. Everything is a good size as it is. Oh, wait, what if I could change the weight of things? Can I do that instead? I'd like the mass of all my powertools to stay the same but they're all a few grams lighter, how's that?"
"Oo, optimal number of pillows and blankets. Easy- As a certified bird: As many as you can get your hands on. I typically go with 4 pillows, 2 duvets and a light blanket- But just know if I could go for more I would."
Simon continued to read, "name a food I don't eat often enough.... My friend Damond's cooking. He cooks really well. Doesn't matter what it is- Something simple like pasta, or something complicated like a typical British Roast, it's all top tier stuff. He's gifted at that kind of thing."
"Finally, who do I get nervous around... Ooo, I have two answers. I could either give you a lighthearted answer or a more serious one. Both? Okay, both. In terms of more lighthearted nervousness, probably Damond. Again. Sorry, I know I mentioned him last answer but he's literally so cool, okay. As for a more "hmm" answer, probably my friend Micah's husband. His name's Steve and there's something really off about him. I don't know what. I don't trust him. Like... I don't feel fear in the typical emotional sense- But I do get like... Internal pop ups like "ooo! You're in danger! Protect yourself!" But they always occur around Steve for some reason. I don't know if it's a glitch or what- But it's freaky."
Simon glanced up from the paper, "oh, thanks for listening, by the way. This was fun."