1.) Is it better to fail by doing too much or doing too little?
...ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
THE WORLD IS IN NEED OF TOO MUCH!!! CONSTANTLY! EVERY DAY! EACH OF US EXISTS IRREVOKABLY, AT A MAGNITUDE THAT CAN NOT BE UNDONE- AND THEN WE ARE TOLD TO UNDO IT ANYWAY, TO BE QUIET AND LOGICAL AND WITHOUT CONTRADICTION. IT IS OUR GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO BE TOO MUCH!! TO BE BURNING AND BEAUTIFUL AND ALIVE!!!! SO OVER EXTEND YOURSELF, SO SING OFF KEY AND MISUSE YOUR TOOLS AND SUBMIT WILDLY IMPROBABLE THEORIES TO YOUR LOCAL SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY AND FAIL, FAIL GLORIOUSLY, FAIL LOUDLY AND THEN DANCE ON THE ASHES OF YOUR COLLATERAL DAMAGE!!
TO FAIL BY DOING TOO MUCH IS CALLED GROWTH.
2.) If you could make one thing bigger or smaller, what and why?
I WOULD SHRINK MYSELD DOWN TO THE SUB-ATOMIC LEVEL AND GET A LOAD OF THAT STRING THEORY. IF I SOMEHOW MANAGE TO MAINTAIN MY OWN BODILY COMPLEXITY AT SUCH A SCALE, SUCH THAT I AM STILL IN POSESSION OF MY MIND RATHER THAN GETTING COSMICALLY SPAGHETTIFIED, I IMAGINE IT WOULD BE LIKE DESCENDING INTO A NEW WORLD! A WORLD THAT WE MAY HAVE THE BAREST BLUEPRINTS TO UNDERSTAND! THE ABILITY TO SCULPT AND SHAPE NUCLEI LIKE CITADELS, THE ABILITY TO REARRANGE ATOMS LIKE THE ALCHEMISTS OF LEGEND!
AND THEN ID PROBABLY GET STUCK LIKE THAT, DOOMED TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT PASSING ON THE GIFT OF KNOWLEDGE TO MY FELLOW SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY, BECAUSE THIS QUESTION NEVER SPECIFIED HOW MANY TIMES YOU COULD MAKE ONE THING BIGGER OR SMALLER. AND THEN I'D GO PLAY PING PONG WITH SOME QUARKS.
3.) What's the optimal number of pillows and blankets?
WHAT COUNTS ISN'T THE AMOUNT OF PILLOWS YOU HAVE, NOR THE AMOUNT OF BLANKETS. WHAT COUNTS IS THE STRENGTH OF YOUR GRAVITY VORTEX. I LIKE TO BE PRESSED ON ALL SIDES LIKE A LITTLE RADIUM PANINI, WITH ONE (1) TO THREE (3) STUFFED CREATURES OF VARRYING ABOMINATION TO ACCOMPANY ME.
4.) Name a food you don't eat often enough.
MY ROOMATE SAYS ALL OF THEM, BUT I THINK HE IS BIASED BECAUSE HE'S CONCERNED THAT I ""DISAPPEAR"" INTO MY ""LABORATORY"" AND ""FORGET TO EAT FOR 12 HOURS AT A TIME"".
I DONT KNOW WHY I PUT AIR QUOTES THERE. THOSE ARE ALL ACCURATE STATEMENTS.
BUT I DO EAT!! I DO MAKE THE PROPER SACRIFICES TO MY MEAT PRISON WHEN STAND UP FROM MY DESK, AND REMEMBER THAT I AM MORE THAN A ELECTRIC MEAT TRAPPED IN A SKELETON. I SUPPOSE MY PROBLEMS WITH EATING ARE MORE PROBLEMS WITH THE PROCESS OF COOKING, WHICH TAKES TOO LONG, AND ALSO I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY MAKING BIOWEAPONS. SO "ANYTHING THAT CAN'T BE MICROWAVED" IS WHAT I DON'T EAT ENOUGH OF.
5.) Who do you get nervous around?
I DONT LIKE THIS QUESTION. WHY DO YOU KEEP WANTING TO KNOW ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO I HAVE ADVERSE REACTIONS TO. FINE!! SINCE I SKIPPED THE LAST ONE ILL ACTUALLY ANSWER THIS
THERE MAY BE- SOME INDIVIDUALS IN MY MORE IMMEDIATE AREA WHO I FIND. EMOTIONALLY COMPLICATED. TO DEAL WITH. PARTIALLY DUE TO A SHARED HISTORY THAT IS TOO LONG AND TOO EXHAUSTING TO TRULY UNPACK. THERE'S SOME QUOTE ABOUT, "THE AX FORGIVES WHAT THE TREE REMEMBERS" THAT COMES TO MIND, THOUGH. SOMETIMES PEOPLE GET TO LIVE EASIER LIVES BECAUSE THEY HURT YOU, AND SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT THEY'RE NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE.
(Once more, add me to the pinglist! :D I am very much enjoying applying these questions to my neon chaos mess.)