1. Describe the ideal tattoo. - "i think my skin is too tough or sensitive for needles to pierce, and the parasite wont like being poked dozens and dozens of times, but if i had to get one... it'd be a map of some sort, somewhere on my back or chest, wherever the parasite hasn't touched. of what ? i'm not sure yet. maybe... of my home, whenever i find it."
2. How do you like your eggs (or toast if you’re not an egg person)? - "i love scrambled eggs, especially with fried rice. the smell is always amazing, even if you use too much garlic. though, i have to eat it in moderation. can't have too much salt or the parasite will get... sick."
3. Collecting rocks or seashells? - "what are sea shells ? ...you find them near an ocean ? oh, but i can't swim in it, there's too much salt ! i guess i'll have to say, rocks are nice to collect. they make for great ammo, and the colorful ones are pretty."
4. Who do you wish you could get to know better? - "i don't have much people i'm close to, but i'd like to work up the courage to talk to people who sit alone, or anyone that smiles at me."
5. What’s your favorite number? - "i don't really have one. but three is a nice number i guess ?"
Let others get to know your character by answering a short Q&A from the character's perspective. Answer with as many characters as you'd like! New questions will be posted every Friday, and all previous question sets will be kept in this google doc. If you'd like to be notified for new question sets, just let me know in the thread. Feel free to recommend questions in the thread as well, but keep it SFW!
Heavily encouraging everyone to go forth and favorite some characters in this thread, there are so many good ones.
Q&A:
- What is something that nobody agrees with you on?
- What was your favorite childhood book/toy?
- What is the most useless talent you possess?
- When was the last time you felt an adrenaline rush?
- What’s the weirdest animal?
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What is something that nobody agrees with you on?
"No one believes that I can rewire my subjects' brains properly in order to make them good citizens without causing fatal damages. But I have faith and confidence in my abilities. It worked for me, after all!"
What was your favorite childhood book/toy?
"A little plastic boat. My friend and I would float it down rivers and try to hit it with rocks for fun, and I'd fly down and grab it before it went too far."
What is the most useless talent you possess?
"Hmm... I'm quite good at making shadow puppets!"
When was the last time you felt an adrenaline rush?
"When I was in the electric chair, begging them not to turn on the switch... or perhaps the adrenaline rush never stopped since then... I can't really tell."
What’s the weirdest animal?
"Giraffes. If thou told me there was an animal that was like a horse with elongated limbs and neck, with yellow fur and brown spots, I would not believe thee if I had not seen it for myself."
1. What is something that nobody agrees with you on?
"Okay, hear me out...why does everyone like ice cream so much?! Most of it is wayyyyyy too sweet. And it gives me frostbite. Basically the worst food in the WORLD."
2. What was your favorite childhood book/toy?
"I remember when I was....I don't know. Maybe four or five? My dad got me a rocking horse. It was the best thing to ever happen to me. I would pretend I was on a journey through the desert, like all those cool western movie stars!"
3. What is the most useless talent you possess?
"So this is apparently weird, but I can tie a knot of a cherry stem with my tongue. I use it whenever I want to get people away from me."
4. When was the last time you felt an adrenaline rush?
"Literally just a few seconds ago when I was describing my loathing of ice cream. That's how much I hate it."
5. What’s the weirdest animal?
"Frogs...I still don't get it. How does one of those tad...ta....whatever you call them turn into a weird webbed thing?? And why is its tongue so long? My girlfriend loves them, but I can't even wrap my head around them."
he returns
- What is something that nobody agrees with you on?
- What was your favorite childhood book/toy?
- What is the most useless talent you possess?
[Saiph's tail flicks from side to side in tandem with a nearby grandfather clock's ticks. It's surprisingly in-time, all things considered.]
- When was the last time you felt an adrenaline rush?
- What’s the weirdest animal?
"Frogs-- eeeeuugh... T-they're so... So slimy, a-and all they do is eat bugs all day! It's the absolute worst when they jump on you, too-- don't get me started. I'm glad someone agrees with me, here!"
1 - What is something that nobody agrees with you on?
- "No one really listens to us anymore, though I guess that's 'cause no one agrees that we're not a threat..."
Flax pauses for a moment, seemingly lost in thought, before their head jerks a bit downwards.
"I guess they're right to believe that now though..."
2 - What was your favorite childhood book/toy?
- "It was a book, I think... A picture book? Or, wait, maybe it was a novel? No, I think it was..."
They trail off a bit, muttering under their breath while they wring their hands in an increasingly frenzied pace. A few moments later, they freeze stock still.
"I can't remember..."
3 - What is the most useless talent you possess?
- "I can tie knots well. There's... not much use for that anymore..."
4 - When was the last time you felt an adrenaline rush?
- "During the last... frenzy. Or, at least that's what I'd guess. It's hard to remember anything that happens during one, and it's even harder to know when there's adrenaline when you can't feel much..."
5 - What’s the weirdest animal?
- "There's a deer that isn't really a deer anymore nearby. It's decayed like us, but not like us. Something happened to it, I think..."
A hauntingly guttural noise faintly rings out from above, a few trails of dust falling from the ceiling as time ticks by. It stops after four minutes, leaving everything eerily silent before Flax continues in a whisper.
"It's searching for us..."
- What is something that nobody agrees with you on?
- What was your favorite childhood book/toy?
- What is the most useless talent you possess?
- When was the last time you felt an adrenaline rush?
- What’s the weirdest animal?
-ruffles Saiph's hair-
- What is something that nobody agrees with you on?
"Nobody likes to agree with me on the fact that guns solve everything. Everyone thinks swords are cool but when I use guns, they LITERALLY make things so easy. Swords are overrated." - What was your favorite childhood book/toy?
"I uhhh... never really owned a toy, when I was a kid... only whips..." - What is the most useless talent you possess?
"I can reload my rifle in .05 seconds!" - When was the last time you felt an adrenaline rush?
"Fightin' General Beatrix, when I was helping Zidane and Freya with stopping Branhe, I jumped in a lil later to see the party defeated by her hands. Ive put her on her toes as she commented I had the most bizarre attacks, she has ever seen in her career." - What’s the weirdest animal?
"Octopus. They can open jars to get food. They're clever lil buggers."
What is something that nobody agrees with you on?
"Honestly, it's the fact that I can actually beat Sunny and make my kingdom happy again, but nobody believes I can beat him! It's so annoying, because I know I can do it, considering I've fought him before. Gosh, people nowadays, always jumping to conclusions, so annoying."
What was your favorite childhood book/toy?
"I never really had a childhood if I'm being honest, ruined by that horrible dragon who has the AUDACITY to call himself my 'father'. But... I suppose I did have one thing, my mother gave me this one toy once, it was a soft... Cat? I think it was a cat, and it was purple and sparkly. I used to hug it a lot whenever my family were being idiots to me, my father, I mean... Abiri, mostly. UNFORTUNATELY, that HORRIBLE man TORE IT TO SHREDS! And now, I HAVE NOTHING!"
What is the most useless talent you possess?
"This one's easy. Flight. I have wings, my secretary has wings, my sister has wings, or had, I don't know, my mother had them, my father, I mean, Abiri, has them.. LITERALLY EVERYONE CAN FLY. The most useless talent ever, but I suppose it helps get around easier and faster. More efficient than walking, 10/10 would recommend. I only really see it as 'useless' because everyone can do it, it's not unique at all."
When was the last time you felt an adrenaline rush?
"Adrenaline rush? Gosh, I never get them anymore, but I suppose the last time was when I fought Sunny for the final time during the war, then he went all pink and sparkly and almost tore me to shreds! But yeah, I normally get those things when I'm in a really heated fight."
What’s the weirdest animal?
"Mate, I live in FIXIANOR SPACE, literally everything here looks weird, like the dogs, cats, rats, birds, everything looks weird. But... Perhaps the snakes? Ugh, I don't know, don't ask me this."
1. What is something that nobody agrees with you on?
"I never liked the thought of being a god whose looks are grandiose; it's really absurd to me. The rest view me as unprofessional - especially Rahziel, and he wears next to nothing sometimes! It's like cloth and leather are filthy materials to them. I despise putting myself up as some forbidding, 'holier-than-thou' being. I just want to be the Tartarus people know for his carefree nature."
2. What was your favorite childhood book/toy?
"What an unfortunate question; I never had one! And I wouldn't consider my early centuries as a 'childhood' either, I barely remember those days. Although, I really do like those wooden frog sculptures. They make croaking sounds their backs are stroked with the wooden sticks they provide you with. Or those wooden pieces you fit together to make a working object like a merry-go-round! But I believe those are puzzles for adults..."
3. What is the most useless talent you possess?
"The gods I know say I have a winning smile, but I don't really think it makes me any less intimidating to mortals! I tower over them regardless, and sometimes they interpret my genuine smile as a sadistic one. It get me rather upset sometimes."
4. When was the last time you felt an adrenaline rush?
"Well, it takes a lot to get a death god riled up, but I did have one of those moments. I won't talk about it too much, but it was definitely not one of my best moments - there was no good end to that incident, haha."
5. What’s the weirdest animal?
"The mimics here get quite absurd-looking. There's actually a whole region of mimics! Ground made of flesh and bone, vertebrae trees with hair for leaves, you name it. It's unnerving and a little sickly, but I have a strange love for them."
What is something that nobody agrees with you on?
The fact that student debt is a good thing. These foolish, mortal, college students are always complaining that their copious amounts of debt are burdening their lives; even some politicians have been convinced that measures must be taken to reduce student debt. When will they all realize that their efforts are in vain? Do you hear me, college students of the Earth?! You shall never escape the eternal curse of financial ruin!! Suffer under my reign until the day you draw your very last breath!!
What was your favorite childhood book/toy?
My first magic wand. Just remembering the day that I cast my first spell - which resulted in 17 people floating into the sky until they were out of sight - it engulfs me in a warm feeling of nostalgia.
What is the most useless talent you possess?
Being able to resist the temptation to cast immensely painful magic spells upon those who disagree with my pro-debt views. This ability of mine, while admittedly being impressive, serves little purpose for me, as it only prolongs the inevitable; all who believe that student debt is an issue shall be personally vanquished by me.
When was the last time you felt an adrenaline rush?
Why, one hour ago, of course. Every time I enter my local bank to perform not-so-clandestine acts of sorcery on college students’ bank accounts, I feel an electrifying surge of pure determination through my body, as the excitement builds up in my soul at an ever-accelerating pace. I feel a similar sensation whenever I notice despair-filled looks upon the faces of people with instant ramen and/or Kraft mac and cheese in their shopping carts; yet another gratifying reminder of my omnipotence and of their powerlessness.
What’s the weirdest animal?
Humans. (I know that I may appear to be one, but us wizards are actually supernatural beings who are entirely distinct from them.) Why do I feel this way, you may ask? It is because humans, despite being mortal(their life expectancies barely extend past a single century), refuse to let go of the idea that they are capable of defeating me. Can you believe it? A bunch of mayfly-lifespan-having mortals, thinking that they are any match for the likes of me, an all-powerful wizard with the whole world in my clutches?!
Ok imma be going as my "The Isle" oc, Pinecone the dryo and overlord
- What is something that nobody agrees with you on?
The isle is to populated - What was your favorite childhood book/toy?
My father use to tell me story about the sun and that one shant who wasted his entire life trying to kill it - What is the most useless talent you possess?
I can stand on my tail - When was the last time you felt an adrenaline rush?
A few hours ago, I was teasing some raptors and they were chasing me. 2 of them fell of a cliff - What’s the weirdest animal?
I know I'm not supposed to know this but giraffes. They are souless
What is something that nobody agrees with you on?
"Mmh... That certain evils are unavoidable? I'll do whatever it takes to achieve the things I desire."
What was your favorite childhood book/toy?
"It was a storybook a friend read to me when we were young. It was about a star that could grant any wish. It was our dream to find it together, so I've remembered it all this time."
What is the most useless talent you possess?
"Perhaps... Oh! I'm good at doing other peoples' hair. Guess having to deal with my own (pain in the ass) hair led to this."
When was the last time you felt an adrenaline rush?
"Just earlier today. Had to fight off what was apparently an Old God since it wanted to kidnap my darling... Perhaps I was more enraged than filled with adrenaline, though."
What’s the weirdest animal?
"Cats are a bit bizarre with how they show love in confusing ways... but it's still rather cute, which is why most people tend to give them a pass. I tend to, as well. Heh."
What is something that nobody agrees with you on?
"Uh, well... that's a good question. I, like, kinda disagree with people a lot in my head. On a lot of different subjects. But... I don't tell anyone that-- that I disagree. I don't want people to, like, uh, think I'm lame or weird or something. I don't know. I don't know if I really wanna say... But... I, uh, I think... I think my old drawings were cool. I don't think they were, like, cringe or whatever people said.
"I'm like, getting ahead of myself, but basically... when I was in middle school I used to draw, and now I don't anymore. I don't want to talk about it. God, I think I said too much."
What was your favorite childhood book/toy?
"I had a... like a stuffed dog. I mean, I still have him. He never got a name, because he was just... just whatever character I needed him to be in whatever game I was playing. Sometimes he was the villain. Sometimes he was a wizard. I played by myself a lot. Uh, yeah, s-so... he belonged to my mom when she was a kid. His ear had to be sewn back on... like a million times. I think he used to be a white dog, but he's... he's like... brownish now. Really, really old."
What is the most useless talent you possess?
"When I watch a movie... I'm like... I'm pretty good at predicting what the plot twist is gonna be. When the Sixth Sense came out, though... I didn't guess that one."
When was the last time you felt an adrenaline rush?
"I do every time I'm playing guitar for an audience. Like at an open mic or a gig or something. But I never have it to the point where I'm like... paralyzed with fear and can't play right. No. It... it fuels me. It's like no other feeling in the world.
"It feels right."
What’s the weirdest animal?
"Those crazy deep sea creatures that glow and have big teeth and... a thousand eyes or some shit. Plus I heard that a big percent... like seventy... or... ninety percent... of the ocean is undiscovered. Like, you never know what else is down there that we haven't discovered yet. I don't know. It creeps me out. It's... really, really dark down there I heard."