quotes

"When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed."

Kill or kill, no other choice

"No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, okay? Are we cowabunga on this?"

"Hell is empty and all the devils are here"

"men are trash"

!gnidaer rof uoy knahT

"Why go big when you can go home?" 

when pacify gets insulted, she has a phrase that she almost always uses: “I know I am— but what are you?” Encouraging the person to take a look at themselves.

"Can you please. Get. Murdered on a different road. I'm trying to FIIILM"

(source)

"You think a laser pointer will work on me? Ha! They don't!"

(ok, but seriously, laser pointers don't work on him)