"Wonderful party, Skinner! Remarkable job!" Kul praised from besides the man. It wasn't everyday that he was invited to parties, let alone these high class ones. He wasn't as much worried about being made fun of for his outfit as much as he was concerned about if it would give Skinner secondhand embarrassment, but this was prime marketing time, and he simply could NOT take of the mask now! Besides, it was the perfect conversation piece! He'd already gotten three people interested in his cu-- group!
Suddenly, the musicians began to play pop music; and not just any pop, it was older pop, aka The Hustle. "Aha! I knew they wouldn't deny my request!" Kul clapped. He paid a decent amount for it, too. Turns out you have to bribe each and every member of a musical group, not just the leader! He turned to Skinner. "Are you familiar with this song, dear Skinner? We should dance to it! Come! I'll teach you the fire moves!" Practically pushing him to the center of the dance floor, Kul hopped besides him and didn't hesitate to get down and boogie. As per the song's rules, he did, in fact, do the hustle, even including a funky pyramid and the shopping cart into his dance routine. At one point, his chest piece projected dance steps onto the ground for both men to follow.
"Ha! You're a natural, Skinner! Stupendous!" Kul praised before looking around. "Look at that! Your skills have gotten everyone's attention!" It was true, there was a crowd surrounding them. Whether it was out of enjoyment or mockery, he didn't know, and he didn't care. It was marketing, after all! Plus, he loved to dance. Sure, he didn't like being watched, but this was an exception! If the world wanted to see his moves, who was he to deny it?
"Ha! What a welcome!" Kul clapped as he walked up to Brown. He paused when she unceremoniously dropped the news about Skinner, but to everyone's surprise, he started laughing and clapping once more. "Yes, yes! I figured as much had happened after I didn't get a reply about a dinner for beans. Such a shame, really. But I can't say it was unexpected." He seemed to show an alarming lack of sadness and sympathy. Was it possible he had forseen it? Or was it... that he had his own plans from the start...?
When Brown began hissing at him and the guests, Kul's smile was practically audible. "Silly Brown, half of these guests are already my friends! How else would I have known about this party?" He leaned in and tilted his head while examining her. "I must say, this is rather surprising, isn't it? I thought you were so gung-ho about not caring what people thought about you? But now you're embarrassed by association? You don't find that ironic? Ha! Well the allure of dance can make anyone forget anything, can't it? I'll also say no to your demands! The only thing more embarrassing than an unexpected guest is not being able to keep up with said guest's moves, don't you think? Now, let's be on our way!"