Your OC Is Having A Sleepover With The OC Above

Posted 3 years, 10 months ago (Edited 1 year, 8 months ago) by Vapor

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Let's have a slumber party! It's cold in my room and I cannot stop sleeping. I might as well think about fake people sleeping while I'm at it.


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Maribelle Burnett Vapor

How they ended up here... was a good question. As already stated, Maribelle wasn't big on slumber parties, and Hell, she absolutely refused to call this visit such a thing. If it even counted as a visit. She knew she wouldn't be able to make it back to the base, so she reluctantly settled down in a roadside inn. With Zinnia. And using the last of her money.

There was some pain.

But, hey! At least she bought... tube socks... and an overly designed planner... and glittery nail polish... The nail polish, actually, she immediately hated upon applying it, washed it off, and passed the damn bottle to the other teenager. A whole eight bucks wasted. Let's hope the remaining twenty bucks weren't so, because it was the last bit of cash she had left.

Maribelle finished off the last of her push-ups-- as if this was the proper time and place to do push-ups-- and flopped over onto her back and on the floor. She stared up at the ceiling, studying the cracks as she breathed in and out slowly, her body aching. "I mean, I guess the nail polish looks alright on you." she huffed, "Better than it does on me, anyway. Glittery is tacky." She paused to rub her nose. "I should've just gone to the library instead." At least she had her planner, and that was enough reading for her tiny brain.

"I can't wait to leave this place, though." She added, placing her hand over her throat. "I know my mentor will be furious with me when I return, but I can't just walk through the cliffs back home when it's pitch dark. It's not like here. There is no night sun."

Who needs a moon, anyway?

"I'm sure your parents wouldn't be happy, either, so," she sighed, "I think I'm going to go early... early, whenever I wake up, you know. I usually wake up before the sun rises." She lifted herself up and stared at the two beds behind her, one of which the younger girl was seated on.

"Check for bedbugs." she ordered, "I don't want to bring them back with me."


maribelle: yeah who would've fucking guessed

"I hate her, Johnson." Jesus Christ, old man, get it right. "She's a shrew, and a bitch --" Remaining seated in her chair, Maribelle clasped her hands together, balling them into fists wrapped around each other. "-- and a whore. She acts like a whore. I always assumed that's why you're friends, since you don't even have a wife."

That... was probably an insult to him, honestly.

She listened to him, just as he demanded, and in the meanwhile began to work off her mud-caked boots, because she wasn't enough of a heathen to keep tracking grime throughout his house. She managed to scoff at mention of a scandal. It was just as she expected-- Brown's family was just as terrible. It was in her genetics, the girl knew that, and though one could say the same for her, she reckoned herself cured of the shame her own bloodline brought... to some extent. There was no pride in being a bastard, especially being the bastard of a criminal, but! Still! At least she wasn't some money-grubbing, dirt-mucking hyena!

"I mean, that's expected. I would've thought her blood was just as disgusting as she is." Again, if only she started hating the woman's spawn. That... might cause more trouble, though.

But, wait, Johnson was giving a child anxiety.

Maribelle fell silent as he addressed the possibility of Brown plotting against her. Her boss would tell her to do something along the lines of asserting her dominance, of course-- she was a noblewoman, after all, the one meant to inherit the northern side of Yenereth whenever the rebellion came to a close. It seemed that would take a long time to happen, and even then there was no guarantee, but it was better to exercise what little power she had.

She propped her elbow up on her knee and nipped at her fingernail. After a moment of silence, she huffed, and said to him, "I keep my room at the base locked. Security is... usually insane there, anyway. But, if you think I should actually prepare for that sort of thing, I will..." She paused to place her boots aside, and then leaned back in her seat. The pit in her stomach was just strong enough that she-- "I don't want anything."

Johnson (Human) kafkaesque

"Let me get this straight," droned Johnson to the girl with a raised brow, as he paced around the admittedly frugal room... For an aristocrat, at least. Neither the walls, ceiling, nor floor were adorned with the most extravagant decorations, but there was still enough ornamentation to make it clear that the middle-aged man was someone of status. And he acted that way too, as he preened himself and continued with a wave of his hand, "You really, really don't like her, right? The shrew? The bitch?"

As he recounted all of this, a wry smile that bordered on becoming a sneer edged its way onto his face. Apparently all of this shit was funny to him? So much for trying to get these two women to get along, in some odd form of morbid, unconventional solidarity.

Now he just wanted to see them duel to the death, yet even then, it was pretty obvious which side he was rooting for as he raised a brow at the girl's steel-toed boots with an obvious simmering admiration in his eyes.

Johnson chuckled and remarked, "I mean... I wouldn't blame you now, huh? She made so many transgressions against you that it's impossible to forgive her. I don't know what either of us expected from her, but they were... Never meant to be that high. Ever." He paused, before his laughter became harsher, more malicious in nature. "Listen," he explained to the teenager with a wave of his hand, "Her family dragged its name through the mud a long time ago. They... Were part of some scandal, I think. Was bad enough to make them go down a rung or two. She was supposed to help get them back to where they were, but..."

And it was obvious where it'd all go from here, as he started to cackle, "And then, she failed! Somehow!" His stoic facade completely broke as he slapped his knee, then didn't even try hiding the grin that he was currently giving to the younger party. "It's just... All so pitiful, really!" Johnson sniffed, "Imagine being like that... I don't think she was ever that fond of bugs in the first place, but... I think you made her dislike them even more." Goodness, did his voice brim with pride as he uttered that. It was... Too obvious, really, that he did relish in the downfall of his friend - in spite of their "alliance."

Gee.

"But that asides," the middle-aged man sighed before taking a few steps toward her, "you're just here to station, right? No elaborate revenge plan, whatsoever? I bet she's plotting her grievances against you right now, if I have to be honest..." He leaned in as a snakelike smile replaced the wide grin he had earlier, though thank goodness he didn't actually put a hand to her ear. "... I think you should start planning now, just in case. You never know when she might attack again..." He chuckled before standing back up to his full height. "After all, revenge is always best served... Sweetly. I have some chocolate truffles in the kitchen if you want some right now. It's the least I can give you while you stay for the night."


destroy the bitch, Sean. it's what he deserves.

follow-up time, laddies............

Johnson had heard absolutely nothing about the rumors surrounding the baseball player, and... That was for the best, really. But it was also pitiful considering that this was just yet another example of the man being hopelessly clueless with the youth, the younger generation. And so much of it was self-imposed, too! He could've avoided much of the debacle if he bothered to try reaching out to his son every so often, or maybe ask about that theoretical grandson he now had...

Not that he knew about him, because definitive news about his son having a son never reached his doorstep.

It was all just hearsay. All of it. Maybe that was why he was here, so he could learn a bit more about the younger folk... Like his son... And his grandson... But mostly Johnson's son. That grandson was probably too young to understand anything beyond the importance of food, sleep, and attention anyways.

"Ugh," he grumbled under his breath as the middle-aged man reclined himself on a couch. Nothing was on the television; he hadn't even bothered turning it on. Therefore, the room was silent except for the gentle whir of a fan, as well as the occasional buzz of a lightbulb, and a moth. Johnson's eyes drifted up to the lamp. He hoped the moth would incinerate itself on the heated glass, just so he could see something interesting and not have to think so much, but... He sniffed, "I should've asked the dean for a more comprehensive schedule regarding the dorms..."

Whatever that meant. Johnson didn't know how college worked beyond the administrative level anyways. Fraternities, athletics, and campus life... They were lost to him, even if they represented a microcosm of what he did beyond it.

The middle-aged man took a breath before suddenly... Sitting up. He had a feeling he was being watched, and it was... Unpleasant. It was like one of those stares that drilled into the very essence of his soul, often made by someone whom he shouldn't trust or was just too curious about his presence. But it was stupid, really. He was so old compared to all the students here; who was he to expect that they wouldn't at least give him a wry look?

Hubris was kind of a bitch.

Finally, Johnson stretched his arms before looking over his shoulder to see a man in his twenties standing some distance away from the couch. Him, up at this time? he thought with a frown before glancing back at the offering of tea, Preposterous! Absolutely-

The monotonous drawl in the other party's tone was enough to make Johnson freeze for a second, as he sat up in his seat and replied carefully, "Well, it just depends. You think I'm going to let myself freeze to death? I'm too important for that." Ouch. He ran his fingers through his hair before muttering in addition, "But... At the same time, there's really not much here, huh? It's odd. I guess I shouldn't have expected more because I'm an aristocrat and all, but... I don't bring my money with me. Not at all." Johnson paused before leaning back against the couch. "Eh, I'll see if I need a blanket. You know how stuffy they can be at times. And I bet they're scratchy too. Like wool, but worse..."

Gee. What was his point of being here in the first place?

Sean muichiro

He often had teammates who crashed at his apartment. Having someone over wasn't a foreign thing to him. As a person who had one of the more flourishing social lives within his college, it came as part of the package to have people around the house. Usually, bodies would litter his living room after a party, leaving him with several others. Sometimes said others would leave the next day, sometimes it would take them a few days to move onwards. 

To be alone was more uncommon than not being alone, which unfortunately did come at a price. His early childhood was spent by his lonesome, either in his bedroom or out in the forests behind his house. Though he had two sisters, they played with each other rather than share his company, always claiming that his lack of personality was creepy or weird and that they didn't want to be around him. At that age, he never put much weight in their words. Being alone had been fine with him, he preferred it. Without anyone around, the daydreams had been endless. 

He stands a few ways off behind the couch where the elserly man sits. It's semi-late, with the clock on the wall showcasing the delight of midnight. Already he's placed tea out, figuring that the vegans who gave it to him might be pleased to know he offered it out to some old man. 

One hand runs against the bare of his own chest, then drops to the cotton of his pajama pants. Fingers twitch along the black fabric and internally, he struggles on what to say. Young people were easy. All one needed to do was bring memes up, or talk about the latest trends in fast food. Men this age? Was he supposed to ask him if he wanted to watch the weather for tomorrow. 

"You'll have to let me know if it gets too cold." Maybe the weather could be a step into the right direction. "I've got more blankets." A hand lifts, pointing over his shoulder with him thumb to a dark hallway. "They're more suited for winter."  A pause. "Sometimes I wish I lived in Texas. Boston is great and all, but the snow gets annoying after awhile."

You don't have a personality. 

"It's like, nice in Christmas, but it's not even Halloween yet and it feels like December."

You're never going to have a personality. 

--

His attention flutters over her face, drinking in the illuminating brightness of her features. She was so joyful, innocent, and like fine china. Even with her stammering and puppy excitement, she wore the behaviors well. A smile places itself further against his lips, some sense of honesty within it. He was accustomed to laughing on cues, grin on cues- but this felt real, genuine. 

"You sure you want to learn about baseball?" Inching closer, he forces his eyes form her radiance and around the area of the castle they're in. There's a sensation of being watched, but where the eyes are, he couldn't pin. Cameras, maybe? Did royalty even use those? "I can show you how to play it, if you want. But you could also show me your room." Slowly his attention filters back to her face, one corner of his lips sharpening higher than the other. "Bet you've got cute things there."

(he sounds sinister, but I swear this girl makes his heart soft)

Ennette PicklePantry

"Y-You know, no one's ever written a personal letter for me before," Ennette said with a shy smile on her face, one she hid from Sean as she turned her back to him and fidgeted with the decorative buckle at the center of her dress. "So it made me really happy when I got one. I couldn't believe everything you wrote! It was so... s-so sweet! I didn't think it was creepy at all!" She quickly spun around to smile at him, despite the bright red blush covering her entire face. "Sorry that I asked you to come here instead of a graveyard. You said you weren't sure if princesses were a thing anymore, so I figured maybe being at the castle would change your mind!" she laughed lightly. "Sorry again, it must be overwhelming. My daddy told me that the royal families weren't well known until recently, so I can understand why you were skeptical. Oh! And there's a graveyard here too! It's at the south end of the castle, I can show you that later t-tonight if you still want to go to one?"
Ah, that word. Tonight. A harmless one but one that proved they'd be here at the castle for the night! Sean would be here for the night! Her dad was incredibly against it and looked like he would have spat fire the minute Ennette told him about it, but in the end buckled. She could tell he sent someone to keep an eye on them, even if she couldn't see wherever they were, but she hoped that seeing how kind and trusting Sean was in person would ease everyone's troubles. And it was true! Sean was wonderful! He was so friendly and kind, and so strong and... and dreamy...!
Ennette quickly stiffened and spun around to face her back to him once more. Oh no, Ennette, oh no! How could you think that about him so soon?! Just because he sent you a sweet letter and was here being even sweeter...! No! You'll scare him away if you act so strange!! Act natural, that's right. Deep breaths now. In... and out... Act natural.
The princess spun back around, a stiff smile on her face and strands of hair curling upwards. She looked the opposite of natural. "Th-There's still some time before dinner," she said. "Until then, you said you were a baseball player, right? Could you explain baseball to me?"


That was so cute sobs

Prim Duck (Human) devaneios

I hope this is acceptable X//D

"I've never been at a sleepover with a pretty princess before!" Prim chirped, waddling back into the dimly-lit room - the only thing illuminating it was a lamp by Prim's bed - and bringing her dolls along. It wasn't exactly a sleepover, as Enette was tasked with being Prim's babysitter for a couple of hours, but in the little girl's head, that was, in fact, a sleepover - she was even planning to beg her father to let Enette stay for the night when he came back home.

"This one will be you." The little girl offered the princess a blonde, almost white, haired doll before sitting on top of some pillows on the floor. Then, she picked up a black-haired doll for herself and a toy rocket.

"Do you like to play astronautics? We can pretend our dolls are pretty princesses like us, and then they go to space! Oooh, maybe there's the extratoasties there too!" She said, with a small struggle trying to pronounce the word extraterrestrials. "Then the princesses fight the evil extratoasties with their super amazing rocket! Pew pew!!" Prim said, swaying the rocket as if it were flying. 

"Oooh, after that, the pretty princesses go to the milky way!" Prim opened her arms, imagining the stars in front of her. "Then they pick up some stars to bring home later..." She looked around for a moment, trying to think in what could be the stars, then got up and ran to another room. When she came back, she showed Enette some star-shaped beads. "These are the stars." She smiled. "Aren't they pretty? Mommy gave them to me!"

Xiu smlfall

"So. How was your day, Primmy?" Xiu say over her shoulder, hearing about her lil sleepover bub's day while preparing the mattress.

Okay, done. The mattress and pillows all good, a nice and warm bed for Prim and facial clean for Xiu, some packed healthy night snacks and toiletry bags for both. What, we're lady, gotta be beautiful even in sleep and dream. That would be a needed knowledge, not only for ladies but gentlemen as well, to take care of themself.

"Do you care about learning some princess stuffs?" Xiu winked, speaks playfully with makeup set on her palm. They're safe and friendly enough to not to hurt anything on Prim's, after all the things, Xiu'd hate ruining such a sweet cute skin of a child as Prim. So she will handle things with care and make her lil sleepover mate best gorgeous princess!

Aiden salternate

The teenager blinked slowly, staring at the game board before glancing back up at the pink-haired woman seated in a separate chair. He never expected to see the woman, who previously offered a snack to him at a festival a week earlier, once more.

"Heh, y-you were j-just lucky that t-time," he stated, allowing his thumb to stroke his freckled cheek. He then reached over to grab a couple of die, juggling it around inside of his closed fist before tossing them back on the board. After processing how many of the assorted dots were facing up, he held one of the brightly-colored game pieces and began moving it along the tiles, tapping the piece against the board out of habit. He then reached over for a card, flipping it over and reading it. With a pair of furrowed eyebrows, he nudged his game piece back a couple of spaces.

"Yep, r-r-really lucky. D-don't get c-c-cocky. Who knows, p-p-perhaps I-I can mmmake a c-c-comeback?"

 Benny Gomji

He doesn't recall what got himself into this situation in the first place, but here he was, getting ready to shuffle a deck of cards while his guest sat criss-crossed across from him. 

"So Aiden, was it?" He spoke, interrupting the muffled background noises coming from the television. "If I'm being honest here, you don't really look like the type to have friends." After shuffling the cards, Benny gave both himself and the lad his own share of cards. "I'm no therapist, but I suppose I could lend you an ear. How about you tell me some things about yourself?" He placed an identical card to the stack and awaited Aiden's turn. "You're in my house after all. It's only natural we should try to get to know each other." He flashed him a snarky grin. 

While (in his opinion) he had better things to do, he figured it wouldn't hurt to have a good midnight snack. Before going with his plan, Benjamin wanted to see just how much Aiden would be missed. After all, it would be troublesome if multiple people became too curious about his disappearance.


He raised an eyebrow. "Good God, I'm so hurt!" He looked at Rin with eyes that screamed with exaggerated pain. Then, as if nothing happened, his facial expression changed back to normal "Really, that's a first." He replied. "Little cat, I'm afraid you have no choice but to deal with my, you know," he leaned closer as she tried to back away. "stale stench." 

Benny looked at the popcorn being shoved into her mouth despite her claims and laughed. "Whatever you say, love. Just make sure you take care of your hygiene outside like a good little kitty." 

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Dolores (Human) kafkaesque

Fun fact: Dolores actually liked cats, even if - well - she had a dog. And was probably a dog person at heart too (though she had yet to really pick a side on the cats versus dogs debate).

That was probably why the elder didn't seem at all fazed by the cat-like Gogin staying at her home for the night, though- Actually, in hindsight, she sort of was! She had heard of the other being fond of explosives and shiny things, so... There were two worst-case scenarios that could come out of this, and neither were particularly appealing. The first was just the old woman losing some trinkets - like an old pendant that she forgot existed - or a few kitchen utensils. The second, and obviously worse, outcome was her house going boom.

Dolores sure as fuck was hoping her house wouldn't be in flames by the end of this, as she meekly piqued in to her guest, "I... I hope you're not feeling too bothered by the cold, miss? I turned up the heat and everything-" She turned her head when she smelled something sweet coming from the oven, prompting her to go over to it and open the door. For a few seconds, the elder coughed while waving away the vapors, but after that initial buffering moment, she happened to pull out what was in there: a pan full of chocolate chip cookies. Wow!

The elder passed by the cookie jar - which didn't contain pre-baked cookies, unfortunately - before setting the pan of still steaming hot cookies on the countertop. She frowned for a second as she stared at the golden-brown dough and milk chocolate chips; she wasn't hungry, just judging the skill behind her recipe. The outcome didn't seem too bad, though, so she sniffed before perking her head up at the other party and asking her usual question when it came to guests:

"You're hungry, right? I just happened to make something, if you want some. I plan to make soup later on too, if you want something savory. I was thinking of perhaps broccoli and cheddar. Soup is always nice for this type of climate..."

Every time, this seemed to happen: she'd bake something, and then happen to be planning some type of soup later on. It was actually a coincidence this set kept coming up, but baking and cooking did happen to be Dolores's two primary mainstays back when she worked as a maid. Oh, and being subservient, but that was kind of expected for all folks of her ranking. She gently poked a cookie to see if it had cooled down enough, then started to peel them off the baking sheet - one by one - in order to place onto a plate for... An early afternoon dinner, apparently? Not that Dolores really knew what a sleepover was.

Then something suddenly arose in Dolores's brain... Did she have a spare room for the other party? Oh dear, oh dear... I hope that I do... And that she isn't feeling particularly cranky... (She did; she just kind of forgot it existed sometimes. Oops!)


mom said it's MY TURN to make a follow-up about the old people. thank you vape for this good food..... :")))

“You don’t have to wash that if you don’t want to,” quietly piqued in Dolores to the elder, though there was no way in hell that she’d actually force him to… Not wash the dishes. The decision was voluntary anyway, but the way he did so was held with so much heaviness that she thought his grip on the washcloth was strong enough to break both the unfortunate rag - and the bowl he was trying to wash. “I mean… I understand if you’re grateful, but… Again… I… I can keep washing as per usual, you know?” Her voice trailed off into an awkward squeak as a result. Unfortunate.

It definitely wasn’t a stretch to argue that the elder was very, very unused to having anyone serve her. Decades of work and conditioning had prepared her for the converse, not…

Not this.

She took a step back before running her hand through her hair, her nose twitching at the whiffs of dish soap and leftovers. Goodness, how long had it been since she had eaten with this many guests? (Not that two was objectively much, but relatively speaking, it was definitely more than the one-on-one stays she usually had with lodgers.) Dolores couldn’t complain, though; she was at least grateful that her friend was here, as well as the girl currently fast asleep in the living room. Neither party was particularly demanding, and even if they did intimidate her at times, the elder supposed that having two scary ass allies was better than having none at all- Wait, too political.

“You really don’t have to, though,” insisted the older woman with a wave of her hand before glancing over her shoulder, “It’s… It’s just basic hospitality. Oh, and of course, I’m always happy to serve… I understand how the Snowpoint climate can be a bit of a pain at times. I still miss the lowlands sometimes, hm?” She tittered into her knuckles, then picked up one of the freshly cleaned dishes so that she could wipe it down with her own rag. Humming discreetly under her breath, she continued, “But I can always see this as a nice change to the climate I’ve been living under for literal decades. At least I can make the house warm as needed. Retirement is lovely in that regard.” She nodded at his remarks, even as her smile started to falter. Her voice wasn’t loud enough to alert the teenager now, was it?

She hoped not, really.

Yet alas, the joke about not sleeping went completely over the elder’s head, as she proposed meekly, “That’s understandable, but… If you need to sleep, you should do so now… I can take over the cleaning duties from here- I mean, only if you want-” Her chuckling started to become more and more uneasy while she rubbed the back of her neck. Another step back. It just so happened to be convenient in timing too, given that the elderly man happened to comment about alcohol just when she felt her foot settle back on the floor again. With a sheepish smile, Dolores allowed her eyes to drift to the floor while carefully holding the washcloth and dish in her hands.

“I don’t drink at all,” she admitted with a nervous laugh, trying not to wince at the curse he had just uttered, “Not ever, really. I… I guess it’s good to stay sober, even if I heard that alcohol warms the stomach sometimes…” Don’t (accidentally) encourage him to drink up here? “I guess it stems from my days as a maid, though. I was always recommended to stay sober so that we always paid attention to our duties and the like. I think alcohol in general was an upper-class fellow’s drink, really…” Which was wrong, when spirits such as beer and gin existed. But maybe she only knew that wine and champagne existed until she retired, and that was okay.

“... Not… Not that I really know, to be honest. Again, I don’t drink… And I don’t plan to, either. Though, obviously, that’s not something I’d extend to my guests if they want a spirit or two - yourself included.”

Noel Alkaev Vapor

[ft the rat again because noel already has 100 strokes a day leaving her alone for more than two hours--]

Noel didn't like to rely on others, but alas, Haratel was only getting colder, and though the mountain on which Dolores resided was even more so, she did have blankets, and hot water, and everything else necessary for living in a place as wintry as... ugh, as wintry as Snowpoint. No shit the city called Snowpoint would be freezing, but anyways...

"I have to find some way to repay you for taking us in tonight." He said to Dolores as they lingered in the kitchen. He prayed that washing the dishes, as he had already done after dinner, would be enough. Thankfully, the older woman wasn't the greedy type, unlike him. He would have squeezed out as many thanks as he could get if he was the one offering a roof over a traveler's head, and he wouldn't feel a shred of guilt, and because of that, it was also a good thing he and her were close. He was much less likely to body slam her into such obligations.

"She's already asleep in the living room." Fortunately, he was able to keep his fucking voice down. "It's not the most ideal place, but don't wake her, please." Not because he wanted to savor the peace and quiet, or because she looked adorable when she slept, but because kicking the kid's ass back into the waking world always seemed to startle her. Also the peace and quiet thing, but... You know. "It's just been a while." he carried on, "The West gets so cold that trying to sleep is -- well, it's hard. It's always been for me, though. I haven't slept in fourteen years."

That was a joke. Maybe.

It was kind of Dolores, though, to allow what essentially were two squatters into her home. Two cynophobic squatters. Two cynophobic squatters that smelled like shit.

Noel kept his gaze turned down on the bowl he had been scrubbing down, his lip curled as he worked. Again, he hoped cleaning up would sink himself deeper into Dolores' good side -- especially when this motherfucking piece of beef seemed to stick to the inside of the goddamn bowl.

"Alcohol makes you tired, though. Thank goodness you don't really seem like much of a drinker." he commented, "Actually, I can't see you drinking at all. Maybe a glass of wine twice a week before you sleep, but nothing more than that. Even then..." He trailed off as he finally wiped the stain away from the bowl, and then pulled it from the water to inspect it. "Have you? Ever? You already don't like saying 'shit'..."

He was going to ruin this moment.


noel wants flesh.

Noel had hoped this would be a quick and easy trip, but alas, his horse continued to be a pain in his ass, and here he was stuck until he found her. In a castle. Gods, he had such conflicted feelings about castles -- when he was a boy, he would often get lost in the sprawling, writhing layout of Sauveterre. Though the cabin in the cliffs was small and ramshackle, he wanted to think it was better... in some way. Holes in the wall, overgrown foliage, animal droppings...

He had his plans to leave, at least. He could find a nicer cottage for them to reside.

The old man was here now, though, and trailed after Allegretto as they made their way down the hall. Fret started setting in early. His daughter was asleep, was she? Not crawling through the mud and stone?

"I would rather bring hay and fruits back to her -- baked goods aren't good for horses, you know." At least, he didn't think they were. If anything, they were best given to her in moderation, as was giving treats to any animal.

Before Noel could continue on, a shriek stopped him, causing him to choke on his words in that instant. He halted, raising his head and craning it in the direction of that god-awful screech, and when the prince mentioned it being his brother -- his brother singing -- he barked out a cold laugh. "My condolences to you." he hissed, "He is absolutely fucking horrendous... My condolences to whoever partakes in the ceremony, too, actually. He sounds like a burning cat." Bro, are you forgetting you're in this guy's house?? Do you want to get kicked out??

As they entered the music room, Noel shut up. At long last. He immediately gravitated towards one of the couches, which he sank into with a heavy sigh.

"Anything to further drown out that... other noise." He replied to Allegretto. Truth be told, he was one-hundred-percent down for some good piano music, and if the prince was to serve, he was here for it. "And that old conversation, I..." He paused a moment, thinking carefully. "I don't know. I'll answer questions, I suppose, but it does seem disrespectful to ramble on about it."

Allegretto was a pretty classy guy. Noel wasn't sure if he trusted classy guys.

Dinner was a good idea, also, but... "I'd like to listen to your piano, of course, but supper is... I should ask if I could bring scraps home with me, shouldn't I?" Now he had two goals. Find his horse and bring home as much fucking food as he could carry. The cold would only make matters worse for he and the girl in the future, meals becoming scarce. Though, for now, he shifted his dark gaze towards the man sitting at the piano, lip curled. "Horse for conversation, food for an audience."

Allegretto PicklePantry

"Now that I think about it, this is your first time in the castle, isn't it?" Allegro said over his shoulder as he strode down one of the many long, long corridors. "I imagine it's something to get used to. Apologies if it's overwhelming. I'll take you back to your home in the morning, after you get some rest. Or after you find your horse. Still, I'm quite amazed this... Bonbon, was it? I'm amazed this Bonbon could disappear from you so quickly. Granted, I don't own horses, so I can't even begin to understand what goes into their maintenance. Maybe I'll have the chefs bake something sweet to lure her," he chuckled until a banshee screech coursed through the lonely hallway. It was a terrible, bone-rattling shriek, nearly creating cracks in the windows. Despite that, the prince didn't falter.
"Apologies for that, too," he said, not looking at Noel. "That's my brother, En. He's practicing his singing for a grand ceremony coming soon. It doesn't sound it, but he's improving!" he laughed lightly. "Don't worry, he'll be done soon, so he won't be waking you in the middle of the night. It reminds me, though, that we're coming close to a room I'm quite comfortable with." After a moment, Allegro stopped at said door and opened it. Inside was a room large enough to house a grand piano, its sleek, black shell contrasting against the soft pinks and beiges of the room. Large couches and chairs lined the walls, save a round table meant for treats. The prince walked towards the piano, gloved fingers gliding gently against the ivory keys. "Would you care to listen to some piano music? There's a piece I've been writing, and I think it would help having an audience to give me feedback. I'd also love to continue our conversation from long ago. It's always refreshing to listen to family troubles; it sounds so... human to me, if that makes sense?" Allegro laughed, "Where are my manners? I bring you into the castle and already I'm forcing you to humor me. Don't feel like you need to listen to my piano, though I do believe I'll linger here a bit longer. The dining area is further down the hallway, if you'd prefer to have some dinner. They can also bring it here, too."

Zinnia salternate

The teenager, admittedly, felt tentative around the much older siren. When her mother mentioned arranging a sleepover for her, she was expecting someone that she was more familiar with, or someone of a similar age as her. Allegretto fit in neither of these categories—in fact, she barely even knew anything about this man prior to her getting dropped off.

As she listened to the elder party speak, Zinnia nervously wrung her fingers. Her gaze was focused on the floor, but she still listened intently to what he had to say. With an pair of eyebrows raised, Zinnia shifted in her spot and craned her neck closer.

"Wait, you said that you were a prince, right? I thought my mom was just saying that as a compliment, heh," the girl chuffed, moving her hands over to her arms and allowing her fingers to squeeze her sleeves. She didn't really have an opinion on actual royalty itself. She knew of the ones that she heard of from the occasional fairy tale she was told when she was younger. The man that was sitting across from her, not so much. Zinnia wasn't sure what else to say, so she resorted to stating:

"You have such an important job. You should tell me more about it."

 Tabby kafkaesque

Tabby, as expected, had no idea what a sleepover was. She didn’t even really comprehend the idea of anyone staying over at someone else’s house for the night, but that was probably because she was asleep ninety percent of the time, so it most likely didn’t matter that much to her singular, non-sapient brain cell.

“You should be fine with her at least, right?” Brown inquired to the teenager, in reference to the huge reptilian ungulate snorting and sniffing the ground right next to the two women. She paused for a moment to look up at Brown with her usual doleful, half-lidded gaze. Almost as if this was a stupid question to be asking, really. Unlike Minou, who hated pretty much everyone, Tabby was more than happy to just have a good time as long as she was given a fuckton of food along the way- Okay, that was exaggeration. She didn’t even need that much food to be content, as Brown figured out when trying to convince her lover to feed her dinosaur - for laughs.

It took one berry from his terrified hand to satiate her. One. One berry. Brown was almost disappointed, but at least he didn’t fucking die in the process.

The dinosaur approached the girl and gave her a long sniff. She supposed that as long as the girl and that tasty sweater of hers stayed over, everything would be okay. Brown would be there to supervise everything, and maybe the dinosaur could get a free munch of those pink fibers… As a treat. Oh, and the blonde was nice too, Tabby supposed if she could actually think. She gave her treats and rubbed her cheeks, and that reminded her of Brown. Tabby liked Brown, obviously. So it was only natural that the dinosaur gave her another sniff before settling near her.

The middle-aged aristocrat who owned this docile reptile explained further with a wave of her hand, “I plan to keep Minou in another room anyway, so you should be fine. I have to do so when guests stay over, because otherwise, she’d be fucking screeching and trying to bite their asses off for the entire night.” And true to her words, one could faintly hear the screeching and wing-flapping of the avian menace herself as she hopped to and fro within the locked room, most likely begging for release or food. Brown ignored her calls in favor of continuing, “Not that it happens often,” before allowing her voice to diminish so that she could mutter, “Or that I really mind it, either…”

Worst. Hostess. Ever.

At least Tabby was there to help make things a bit better as she blinked at the guest before starting to chew slightly at her sweater- Okay, maybe not then! But honestly, when one was stuck with an accused murderess (who also happened to be your overprotective not-mother) and her aggressive bird, the bar was really fucking low. Maybe the docile dinosaur who happened to eat clothes every so often would be good after all. Why not?


Tabby gets another friend. for better or for worse.

follow-up time.

Tabby, as far as she was concerned, didn’t know about the entire arrangement negotiated between Brown and the owner of this particular estate. She just knew that she basically got hauled ass from one place to another - while Brown was away and not present to feed her - and she was… Fine.

Sure, the dinosaur could’ve been aware that her surroundings underwent a downgrade. While she was basically free to wander around Brown’s mansion and find the most comfortable place to sleep when she felt like it, the dinosaur was… Stuck in this stall. Furthermore, the mansion was mostly quiet except for Brown’s occasional humming and Minou’s constant screeching; here, she could easily hear the nickers of the horses and the chatter of the stable boys as they attended to the animals in the building. The noise wasn’t a problem, though. Tabby’s only real issue was that she was stuck with a block of hay and some water, and hay reminded her of carpets and clothes; it was tolerable, but infinitely inferior to berries.

God, did Tabby miss berries.

She let out a loud snort while chewing on one of the leftover blades of grass, seemingly oblivious to the door to her stall opening, then closing. Her sight was only good when it was convenient- Or when the ambience was bright enough. Brown didn’t exactly know this, but Tabby had the absolute fucking worst night vision - though it wouldn’t have mattered anyway because the dinosaur probably just thought she was going to get fed again.

Only when the lantern was placed down onto the ground did she finally pick up who visited. Ah, it was that guy. That guy who tried hauling her ass out of the room when he caught her with the girl. The girl who gave her food, to be specific. Tabby didn’t know what spite or a grudge was, but she did snort and shift her position while allowing the gnawed-down hay to flutter down to the ground.

At least she didn’t crush him with her weight?

She looked over at the middle-aged man as he started to talk. Perhaps he was being nice, because he was petting her. But he pet her flank when the reptile was used to being pet in the head (shield), so it took her a second for her brain cell to stop buffering and fully comprehend her surroundings. She was fine with pets. Her eyes fluttered before she laid down and flicked her stub of a tail.

If it weren’t for his mention of fruit, Tabby would’ve fallen asleep on the spot, but alas… She looked over at him and rocked herself slightly, as if she expected him to give her fruit at this very moment. Next morning what? It evaded her comprehension, but it also set her up for (mild) disappointment. That was the usual; what was unusual was how slow her reactions were compared to when she was in Brown’s mansion. Great. Tabby had just discovered what the cold was, and she didn’t like it.

With another snort, she shifted her position again to lean against his hand slightly while he pet her. If she knew what a blanket was, Tabby would appreciate it. And eat it. But sure, more pets could suffice for now.

Otto Alkaev II Vapor

He promised the owner of this beast that she would be in safe hands. He assumed all he needed to watch out for was either of his daughters trying to catch a glimpse [or more, in regards to the eldest], so the nobleman wasn't as apprehensive as he probably should have been. All he did was shove her into the stables, anyway, throwing her into an empty stall with nothing but a block of hay and water.

Really, though. His feelings of Brown aside, he did like Tabby. Animals were better than people, and all that jazz, and it was even better that she was such a slothful thing. And way, way better that he hardly did anything to care for her at all. It was cheating, honestly, as stable boys scurried in and out of the building, checking every few hours on the horses and the dinosaur.

Otto opened the stall door, and then closed it again as he stepped inside. As quiet as night was, Tabby was likely to be asleep, but he decided to see her nevertheless before he finally retired to his chambers. He wanted to make the visit brief, however. His obnoxious, silken sleep robes were too short to keep his old man ankles warm.

He came to a kneel beside Tabby, placing his lantern next to his leg, and rested his free hand on her side. In a hushed voice, he spoke to her. "Your owner is a cruel pest, but you aren't like her, hm?" He ran his hand across her flank, letting out a sigh. "No, sweetling, no... You're a cutie, a real doll..."

Moving his hand away from her, he then combed his fingers through his hair, "There will be fruit in the morning for you, precious. I try not to feed the horses too much for their health. I don't know if it's the same for you, but surely you can survive off of what they eat... Hay, grains, and what not..." He supposed he should have requested a blanket for her, at the very least. Middle October tended to be rather harsh, and he figured it was heartless to let such a sweet angel baby girl such as Tabby sleep in the stables without much covering than the walls around her, whilst the other animals got something to ensure they wouldn't get their ass kicked by the cold.

One of the maids can fetch it for her. he thought, as he resumed petting the animal, I'll ask on the way in.


he is at his limit with this 50 yr old fursuiter lady

Otto was...

..Not happy in the slightest.

Upon returning to the building after tending to Tabby, he was met with a most unfortunate sight, and speculated that the woman had either left her bird here on accident, or did so to spite him. Either way, the battered flowers [oh, and the gardeners] were of major concern. Sure, it wasn't like that shrew of a woman nuked his gardens, but she might as well have.

Forced to stay awake, the nobleman leaned back against the wall of the mudroom. It wasn't that he despised the bird, but her owner? Oh, yeah, he utterly fucking loathed her now. He considered all of this a waste of time -- a waste of his workers' time. Muttering something under his breath, he rubbed the side of his head and glanced now and then to the rose petals that littered the floor. Now, he would ask for someone to clean it up if he wanted them to get their face and body sundered by the animal, and if he wanted even the possibility of it leaving, but...

Yeah, he didn't want Minou to leave. Or Tabby to leave, for that matter. Would it be a drain on his resources? Would he have to keep the mudroom closed off from the entire household? Yes. But, goddamn it, if Brown wanted him to keep her animals here, then he would allow that much. It was a shame he wasn't really planning on giving either of them back now.

"You know," he sighed to the bird, not really seeming to care for all the screeching and threatening that she tossed his way, "I met your cow of a owner's husband some years back. I think my point stands that he should have tried a heavier hand with her."

The fuck?

"It may be a bit too late for her -- she's had her taste of freedom and she's enjoyed it a bit too much. But, she still can't be going around doing..." he paused to scowl, easing himself off of the wall, and slowly beginning to tiptoe to the door left of him, "This."

Luckily, he also couldn't bring himself to try and pummel this bird -- emphasis on try. He was a hunter, not a heathen. The least he could do now, though, was to sneak some food into the room and hope that she wasn't a carnivore.

He eased the door open just enough for himself to squeeze through. It's not too late to tear out a chunk of his hair before he scurries off!