"Heeeeey, lady! Come here and help me with somethin' real fast!" Count your days, Kiko.
".. Don't worry, I'm not gonna do nothin' stupid. You're too old for my taste anyway," Jerry held a bass in his hands, his fingers resting on the frets of the guitar and the opposing hand gently laying atop the strings; ".. Do you do any singing? I know Chinese people are like.. SUUUPER cool at singing, and you fuckin' look Chinese -- I just need you to like.. sing a few chords for me. No songs or nothin', just go 'AAAAAA' in different pitches. Easy?" His dumbass mouth stayed hung open as he slowly moved a hand up to the tuning keys.
"Uh, yeah, this might be a bit loud. I'd put that," Jerry paused and gestured towards baby Aiden and looked back up at the woman, ".. I'd put the baby away. Or like, give it a burrito or somethin'. That way it'll get distracted and suck on the burrito like a pacifier." Jerry knows his infant logic, that's for sure!
Once some sort of chords started playing, Jerry nonchalantly began to tune his bass. This is shockingly enough the only time he's ever calm, though, admittedly he'll always be stupid; abruptly stopping and shooting a look up at Kiko, .. What the hell was that note she just sang?
Forget what I said. As if all of the energy in his body was suddenly fucking supercharged, Jerry sprung up and put his fingers back on the frets; smiling like an absolute lunatic.
"Hey! .. Do you know what you just did? Sing that again! And keep singing!" Suddenly, Jeremey moved his fingers in position and began playing some sort of funky tune along with the chord -- bopping his head up and down as he did so.
"Check thiiiiiis! This song is fucking awesome, I'm gonna make you famous off of it! Just watch!" Sure.
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Jerry listened (or, tried to anyway) to Brown, downing a shot of whiskey in the process. He .. shockingly enough, stayed in complete silence before she erupted in laugher; causing him to join in. Did Jeremey know what she was laughing at? No. This man has a max of two braincells bumping into each other like bumper cars.
"Yeah! Hawhaw, Cliff! I've heard about you.. what was your name again, uuh -- Chown? Ultrasound? .. B-Brown?" Jeremey stuttered. Not in fear. Just because he thought the word 'brown' was a funny name, gotta hold in that laugh or else you be pummeled.
And then the mood changed. But, Jeremey was still smiling as Brown tugged onto his whisker.
"I guess so. Not sure about the guitar part, haha, but I'm pretty fucking good with booze." His eyelids widened upon listening to the aristocrat ramble, lightly setting down the empty shot glass he had in his hand, ".. Are you suggesting we start a band? Maaaaan, I dunno .. I can't give up this life yet, dude! I got so many bitches on my dick now, I can't loose that just yet, you know? Maybe when I'm like, 45 and saggy or something. Like you!" Jerry fucking giggled like a little girl. Again.. I hate saying this but, poor, poor Brown.
The bassist scoffed loudly at Brown's question. "'Preferences?' I'll take whatever the hell I can get. Absinthe is strong as fuck though .. not like I can't take it, of course!" As she finished pouring the first glass, Jerry reached out his arm to grab it.. and then his ears quickly perked up; that song sounds awfully familiar. Too familiar.
"... You listen to 'Cord?" He furrowed his eyebrows and began chuckling like an idiot again, once Brown raised her voice, of course.Â
He honestly.. very heavily considered joining in. After all, who wouldn't? Jerry sat up even further once he recognized the Megadeth song she was humming, laughing even harder. Almost like .. hey! A drunken maniac!
"... YOU LISTEN TO 'DETH? HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE A LOT COOLER THAN CLIFF SAYS YOU ARE! I thought you were like.. this old haaaaag with a walker or something. Hags don't listen to fucking thrash metal!" Jeremey joined in with bopping his head with her -- more so.. headbanging than 'bopping.'
Dear God.