"English Teacher Beats Student at Baking Competition to Prove That Cooking Skills Are No Excuse For a Late Paper"
//sweats
I made another game
so the goal of this is to write a funny news headline about something the above OC would likely do! For example, if I played Dax, the headline could be "Drunk Rockstar Yells From Roof About His Girlfriend"!
Please don't do low-effort responses!
But his tongue is naturally blue XD
Edit: (oh sorry ;;v;;)
"Local Man Is Just Really Very Sorry He Startled You, Says Man Who Almost Destroyed A Building In One Hit"