"Local cat girl gets stuck on a raft without a paddle in the middle of a river trying to catch a fish."
((Hahah that is perfect!)) Man's wife quoted for saying, "He's an idiot. If I bail him out, he'll never learn."
//sweats
I made another game
so the goal of this is to write a funny news headline about something the above OC would likely do! For example, if I played Dax, the headline could be "Drunk Rockstar Yells From Roof About His Girlfriend"!
Please don't do low-effort responses!
But his tongue is naturally blue XD
Edit: (oh sorry ;;v;;)
"College Student Breaks Guy's Nose in Response to His Advances"
vvv *holds up said newspaper* "LOOK MA, I'M ON THE NEWS :D"
(adhasfb I'm crying its so perfect)