Make a news headline for the above OC!

Posted 6 years, 11 months ago (Edited 6 years, 10 months ago) by  Aspen unused-account

//sweats

I made another game

so the goal of this is to write a funny news headline about something the above OC would likely do! For example, if I played Dax, the headline could be "Drunk Rockstar Yells From Roof About His Girlfriend"!

Please don't do low-effort responses!


But his tongue is naturally blue XD

Edit: (oh sorry ;;v;;)

Alex Raneri Lonestarcelt

"Girl Yells At Visitors To Universal Studios Parks. Is Quoted As Saying "Hogwarts Is Fake Magic""

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Kazimierz Power-of-panda

"local trainer found geting scolded by his ditto after staying out to late"

Scott Puglia Lonestarcelt

"Random Fires Started With Only Black Feathers Left Behind As A Clue"

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Pochi unused-account

"Rumored black market modifications for robots confimed, suspect unknown"

 3RR0R (Error) EmzeThe2nd

"Local woman terrorizes park ducks by running on all fours and barking, more at 7"

Alex Raneri Lonestarcelt

"Street Signs Hacked; Message Left Says "Get Rekt". Police Have No Leads"

 Bashi chiliechii_inactive

"Part-time Pornstar Caught Copulating Drunk in the Park. Claims 'Aliens made me do it!'. More on Page 5."

 ✞ Alois Trolluminati

"Girl manages to do the impossible for her love"


I can totally imagine that. That's hilarious!

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Sigrun Lonestarcelt

"Pocket Dimension Discovered. Already Has Owner. Scientists Decide Not To Ask Too Many Questions" 

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