"I can't drive! But Vanya can! Here's what she had to say from our roadtrip that one time!"
Mishka conveniently pulls up a video on a phone (is it his? probably not).
The video features a brown-haired woman being filmed from the back seat.
"The... the fucking DELAYS, holy shit man. In the middle of god knows where, how much road work do you have to do out here?! Why do they only do road work when I'm driving?! For a stretch this long you'd think they'd have like, a Mcdonalds randomly or something, but NO, it's one hour until the next town and Mishka keeps complaining how he's hungry! Right?"
At this point, the woman turns around, to notice that she's being filmed - the video ends.
"...She's right about the Mcdonalds bit."
(i wanted to post as vanya but she unfortunately does not have a bio yet so yall get mishka spreading her word instead)