Chad looked at the wine he was handed, then up at Garu as he explained his predicament. He nodded and scratched his chin at all the info. "That's rough for sure, brah," he agreed. "I'd definitely feel bummed out if my ex pretended like I didn't exist. Were you, like, working for him when that happened? I guess that could be, like, cancel material for dating employees, right? What are you asking, by the way, brah? Are you asking if you should get back with him, or if he should be out in the open about the dating?"
He scratched his head in thought. "Y'know, I knew a couple YouTubers that were in the same heat, ch'yeah. They didn't tell anyone they were dating until she blasted it out there to get him in trouble. It was totally crazy, brah. Real flames happening everywhere. So I guess maybe you should, like, get it out in the open before it gets any worse? Or, like, before either of you try to use it as some kinda smoking gun, y'know?"
"So I've got a problem I need your help with, brah." Chad sat down in front of you, a deeply concerned look on his face. "I went to this store to get these totally sick Heelies, right? And the dude working there was really chill! She gave me this paper that had a link to some advertisement her store had and said every clicked helped her. I clicked and there were already tons of other clicks, so I thought it was fine and showed my followers. Bro, it had malware!! All my followers and I got totally terrible viruses!! Look at this!" He frantically searched through his phone then showed you a YouTube video. "They're cancelling me, bro! I'm trending on Twitter too!
"I was gonna make a video PSA explaining my part but the dude from earlier offered me free, modded Heelies if I didn't say anything. They really look sweet, and people are still gonna flame me either way." He groaned and dropped his head in his hands. "But that's not the honest thing! What do I do, bro?"