Give advice to the OC above you!

Posted 6 years, 8 months ago (Edited 5 months, 26 days ago) by dogstarlite

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I don't think I've seen one like this around, so...

Is there something your OC is worried about or stuck on? Are they burning with a question YOU don't quite know how to answer? Try asking somebody else's OC for advice!

This is pretty simple. Post IC and ask the user below you for advice on something. The next person to post will post IC and give advice to your OC, then they'll ask for advice for themself! So it'll look something like this:

Character A: "I'm worried my friends don't like me anymore. What should I do?"
Character B: "You should try to take them aside and chat with them, let them know how you feel! I'm sure it just seems that way, but there's probably just something else going on!"
"As for me... No matter how hard I try, I just can't focus on my work! Is there anything I can do to make it easier?"

And so on. If you'd like, feel free to edit your post and have your OC respond to the advice the person below gave you, too!

RULES:

1. Be polite! Don't use a call for advice as an opportunity to chew a character out, whether IC-ly or not... They're asking for help, so give them some!
2. Try to put at least some effort into your advice. They'll appreciate it!
3. Wait at least 4 people before posting again. However, if the thread goes a few days without new posts, feel free to go again to get it back into action.
4. If, for whatever reason, you have problems with somebody in this thread, let me know and I'll do what I can to fix it.

Have fun!


Dragon PicklePantry

"I-I know how sc-scary that can be," Dragon nodded in understanding. "I-I have this sc-scary side to me that makes everyone r-run away. I feel like a m-monster that doesn't deserve friends..." he drifted off before looking back at Lucine. "B-But that doesn't mean you are! You're m-mean, but that alone doesn't make you a monster! You c-care about your friends and it shows. You can't be as b-bad as you say! I think telling the t-truth is really sc-scary, esp-pecially because that can make people a-angry. But even if they're angry, they'll still l-love you as their friend! If they d-don't then m-maybe they weren't real friends to begin with. A-And if they keep calling you a monster and m-make you leave?" He grabbed Lucine's hands and smiled reassuringly at him. "Then we can be monsters together!"


"S-Someone told me that st-strawberry milkshakes weren't m-manly," Dragon sniffled, looking as though he were on the verge of tears. He pressed his sleeve to his mouth to hide his frown. "I wanna be manly, b-but I really like strawberry m-milkshakes, and I can't eat norm-mal food. How can I make milkshakes m-manly?"

Benji Olivier Dubois aidenopossum

“Honestly... Who cares about being manly? You should just do whatever you want. I mean, you didn’t even say a specific name, just “someone.” Why care about what a nameless someone says?” Benji said, shrugging. “But if you really do want to do something about the milkshakes... If you haven’t tried other flavors, maybe try some? If that doesn’t work out then, um... Maybe try drinking ‘em out of an opaque bottle of some kind, or... Something?”

“So uh... I keep forgetting to do stuff my boyfriend tells me to do. Like, chores and stuff. He always gets annoyed at me and I always apologize but I feel like... I dunno, it’s kinda reaching a fever pitch?” He sighs. “He doesn’t yell or anything but when he comes home from work and I haven‘t done anything I can see him becoming so much more tense than before... I feel really bad about it but I just don’t know how to make myself remember to do stuff. Do you have any ideas?”

Rylex Marclyn

"Aye man. Is you!! AYYEEE!!! OHH!!!" Rylex gives Benji a giant welcoming hug and a kiss on the forehead. "You is my hommies BF. You is lovers and shit. Den you know what you need to do? Nuthing says I'm sorry more than lett'n yo boy go out and chill wid me at the bars! Yeah!! He is in need of much masculine company! WOOO!!! WOOF WOOF WOOF" He starts to cheer and chant loudly. "And no call'n if he be out late too. Let the man hang pimp. I'm sure he be more appreciative and forgive yo tiny butt fo not doing no chores. You foget to do dem chores, so forgive him coming home late cuz he out with da boys!! AAAhhh WOOOO!!" He makes dog or wolf howling noises. He's just really pump and making lots of rowdy noises.

Rylex roughly pats Benji's back, "Aye mang, but in all seriousness, ya'll just need to set that shit on yo phone. Bam! Dun! Just remind yo self. I mean, I look at my phone all the time. I bet you is too. So thar you go lil man. Either that, or cook em a good meal when he come back from a long days of work. Cuz a man's hungry, he gotta eat!! WOO WOO!" Rylex all smiles, "See that dawg, Rylex got yo back!"


"Aye mang. There this lil mama I be tryna impress. You know. Get wid her. But I think she just play'n wid me. So any advice on gett'n it wid an older lady?"
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"Ohhh. Like be a gentleman and shit. Dat how you win an older lady's heart." He chuckles then nods his head repeatedly. "Ight. Ight. I feel you. I can do dat." As he rubs his hands together. Rylex licks his lips and locks eyes with Brown. He slightly bit his lower lip, holding back his temptation. He lifts his chin up and nods his head, "So how 'bout you and me. We go somewhere else mo quiet. How about Rylex take you out. Treat you like the queen you is. Do something fo you, cuz you deserve it. Do you right like them otha man can't do fo you. Rylex treat you real goood too." A giant smile plastered on his face, his pearly white teeth showing. The soldier slicks his hair back, "Wat you say Queen. Dinner on me. And I swing by yo place to pick you up."

Brown (Human) kafkaesque

   - ew, I'm late with my follow-up-ception. THAT ASIDES. just know that she may consider his offer... as practice cgcdcdsfvs- don't expect her to open up much more than that though lmao-


heck. it's a bit long.

Brown immediately narrowed her eyes at the younger man. Didn't this soldier and her meet before? Sure, it was for a glance, but... She tensed her muscles. To have him coming to her - out of all people - for advice was... A bit of a feat in itself. She actually had to admire him for his bravery (or lack of cowardice depending on the angle taken), but she sure wasn't letting him know that.

"You could..." she started dryly before realizing that maybe, being nice wasn't a terrible idea after all. She cleared her throat before replying once more, "You could show her that you have some class. Make sure that you mean well, or something like that." Her words dripped with saccharine, but as the woman let herself lean back against her seat, she allowed one brick to fall from her wall. Just one! Not two, but at least it was better than zero. With a sigh, Brown added, "Sometimes, age causes one to be jaded. I cannot say how well you would subscribe to such an idea, but you have to be careful of where you step. The older a woman is, the more likely she has something up her sleeve. It is not always a flaw, but often it is an insecurity that prevents her from reaching out."

She shrugged and laid a hand on her chest, almost as if she wanted to throw herself in as an example... Though she ended up undermining that seconds later as she reached out to pet a large prehistoric bird, one that had been snoozing by her side for some time.

As she ruffled its feathers, almost cooing baby talk to the animal in the process, she looked back at the soldier and continued, "She may 'play' with you just because she needs to know if she can trust you, young man. Age, unfortunately, often comes with trust issues..." Brown trailed off, a lump forming in her throat for a second before she roughly shook it off. "She likely does not mean malice towards you, believe it or not," the aristocrat explained with a softness that made her wince on the inside, "but she may hold suspicion towards your intentions. And no, trying to be secretive about your flirtations will not work. People like transparency, but also show that you mean what you say. Nobody likes a hypocrite." Said a hypocrite herself.

Whatever tenderness she had in her voice suddenly disappeared as she straightened herself so quickly that her bird woke up and chirped at her in surprise, shortly before fluttering off to perch itself on top of her chair.

"Though I must warn you," she hissed while crossing her arms, "in these types of interactions, you cannot just smother her with love and expect her to feel the same. She has no obligation to. Her boundaries matter just as much as yours, and if you go over them, she has every right to cast you away." Her mouth twitched into a scowl as she glared at the other party. "It may be harsh, but it is true. That is what happens when you deal with love, I guess. Though I cannot provide much advice on anything beyond a short-term fling, considering my lack of experience with it myself..."


Asking for help was a classic sign of weakness in Brown's eyes. She had, by experience, grown accustomed to doing everything herself because nobody else would do it for her; that, and the fact that the burden was always placed onto her since the day she had married Skinner. Though... He was now gone. So why did the habit of remaining stubbornly independent stay? She supposed it was trust issues, but it might've also just been a habit she never bothered to kick. Extinction was for weaklings anyway.

Though now... Now was an exception.

She allowed cigarette smoke to trail into the air as she eyed the other party with a wary frown. One foot was pointed towards the door, the other at her conversation partner. If anything went south, she could just get up, spiral dramatically, then leave. Just like an animal under distress, she'd flee first - then fight back if she saw fit; aggression, after all, wasn't something she normally indulged in, funnily enough... Though she wouldn't exactly dissuade the other party from thinking otherwise...

"Now, normally I would not come to anyone for questions," Brown admitted with a sigh, "I usually just let people come to me, interview me, yada yada..." She opened and closed her free hand as if she was imitating blabbering from another person. Hopefully that wasn't a jab at the individual she was talking to. "It is just more convenient that way, though given the circumstances, I suppose the tables have turned." She shrugged and leaned herself against her seat.

"As for what I must consult you about," she grunted, "It is something concerning gardening." Wow, way to be anticlimactic. The woman grumbled before rubbing out the wrinkles on her forehead. "Though, I do not need help with my plants. My care for them has been satisfactory so far. I would consult my local florist if something was wrong with them... No, my issue lies with accessibility. I keep this garden to myself now, though before then, I allowed my daughter to work in it. Now it is a solo endeavor. The problem is, I am getting older, and the work plans to become more tedious in time... Not that I can somehow make it easier by becoming younger. I could try hiring servants for that job, but... They tend to garden poorly." She rolled her eyes. "And the ones who can garden are rare. Though they'd probably faint if they took one look at my roses. You have any ideas for what I can do when I get too old to work on it myself, or...?"

For once, she was quiet, and it wasn't in an ominous fashion. Rather, she had no idea what to say, and interjection wasn't exactly unwelcome at the moment.


OUCH. a follow-up. rip Vinny, having to deal with someone as shit-tier as Brown....   

You know, for someone who believed men to be inherently fickle and distrustful, the woman sure had a knack for inviting other men into her house. Alone. The rumors painted this habit in a way that each offer sounded like a disaster in the making, however, and that was likely the only reason Brown never bothered to reflect much upon it.

After all, nobody could flirt with you or ask you on a date if they were absolutely convinced that one wrong move would yield fatal consequences... Right?

Brown chuckled while looking at the apprehension in the man's eyes, though she certainly did wish that he'd just speak up already. Even her habit of playing around with minds and matters had its limits, and she yawned while looking up at her bird, which perched itself on top of her chaise and loomed over the other party. She reached a hand towards its chin and cooed something indiscernible under her breath, though the relaxation present on her expression suggested that she was actually being nice... Gee, wish she could extend that same kindness to other people.

She was admittedly so relaxed that when the other party finally spoke up, she seemed pissed. Yikes. Brown looked back at the other party before huffing and flicking a hand in the bird's direction; the creature, in response, chirped before fluttering out of the room. She thought she could hear the thud of something being knocked to the ground as a result of that departure, but the woman decided against addressing it now. It was painfully obvious whom she'd rather be with at this moment, huh.

"I do not need gardeners," hissed a still-stubborn-as-all-fucking-hell Brown as she jabbed a finger in the other party's direction, "They cost too much damn money and are too rare. I have money to spare, but the garden I have in question is quite intensive in labor... More workers, higher costs..." She scowled at him, even as he mentioned the idea of low-maintenance plants. To be fair, though, that suggestion didn't sound nearly as bad, and the woman found herself trying not to smile as she looked at him with a tilted head.

Putting a hand to her chin, she stroked said chin and mused aloud, "You know... I could go with that... I usually go with plants that fit an overall aesthetic or symbolic meaning, but... Considering my advancing age, I will need to lighten up the restrictions a bit once I get too old to constantly manage those kudzu vines." She mustered a chuckle while returning the smile, albeit tensely. "... Tell me more about the rose by the way, dear sir... I think you would be correct when you suggest that it would be under my field of interest..."

Vinny Worthington PicklePantry

Vinny stood awkwardly in the room as Brown seemed to contemplate something. Was it... how to kill him? It sure felt that way! He didn't even know who she was, just that she wanted to talk to him. Alone. He shouldn't have accepted.
Vinny was in the middle of fanning away the smoke when he heard the question. He paused, then closed his eyes in thought... and to avoid her glare. Grabbing his chin, he recalled everything he learned from both gardening classes and shows. "Well," he started slowly. "If you want to keep the flowers you have now, I'm afraid you're going to have to rely on gardeners to do the job. However," He looked at her. "There are some low maintenance plants that don't need much attention to grow. I can show you some? I've been trying to breed a type of rose like that too. You can be the first one to have it once I figure it out!" he offered with a light smile.


"I'm no good at writing music," Vinny mumbled while grabbing his arm. "I want to impress someone with a song, but I don't want to play anything on the radio. It doesn't feel as personal to me. But I can't figure out how to put everything I'm thinking into lyrics. I can't even figure out how to write a tune for my guitar. What do you think I should do...?"

Kino Ross L0WETIDE

Kino perked up immediately at the mention of music. Finally, he could flex his musical muscle! Well, for more than just an attempt at impressing his boyfriend, that is.

"Well gosh, I'm not much of a songwriter personally, but I do have experience with musical theater! And if musicals can do one thing right, it's convey emotion! So..."

Kino hummed as he got onto his phone, scrolling through playlist after playlist of musical tracks as he continued. "The best place to start would be looking for inspiration. I'm not sure how you want to impress this person, be it romantically or otherwise, but I've got a lot of songs that can give you a basic idea of good vibes to go for. As far as lyrics go..."

After compiling a list of songs for Vinny to look through, he opened a notepad on his phone and started typing out his notes as he spoke. "The best place to start is by brainstorming about your feelings, and what you want to say. Doesn't have to be fancy yet, just write down everything you're looking to convey. Once you've got that, read through what you wrote. You may find some great lyrical gems you can arrange!"

Once again, Kino changed apps, this time opening a sort of virtual piano. He wasn't quite certain why he had this app, mainly to goof with while he was bored. He started tapping out little melodies as he spoke once more. "The melody is a bit trickier to get down. I'd say your best bet is to just experiment, try some improv! Goof around with some keys that may fit the emotional beats you're trying to capture, put silly little rhythms to your words, just have fun! You'll get there eventually!"

The detective finished by making sure all his notes and song recommendations were in order. "May I have your number? I could send all this to you, if you like! And I wish you the best of luck!"

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A sad sigh escaped Kino's lips, despite his best attempts to hide it. He noticed soon after that someone else had heard it. May as well ask for help, in that case?

"Oh, excuse me... Could I ask for some advice? See, I have a partner, and... I'm very worried about him. He's the sweetest, most caring, and most amazing guy out there, don't get me wrong! But he has a horrible habit of overworking himself. He refuses to sleep, he'll eat and drink only the bare minimum, it gets scary. I do my best to care for him whenever he does, but... I'm afraid it isn't enough. I don't want him to end up in the hospital from this. And I want to ask... How do I help him to break this habit?"

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Salvador Wapenburg fizzelston

Giving advice wasn't his strong suit. Talking in general wasn't his strong suit. However, Salvador seemed to find some of his courage after Abel gave him not one, but two, thumbs up. "I just, " his voice trailed of a bit. "Just react with a simple mhm, " Salvador said. His courage growing with every word he spoke. He even nodded. "Sometimes a yes, if you want to be generous, or a no, it depense on the situation but..As long as you don't bark...." Salvador directly paled. "Didn't..mean that as a pun or a joke, I'm sorry, that..rude of me, b..but, " Courage gone. "They can't..bite, " Oh horrible. Salvador swallowed uneasily. "Or just, take a long bathroom break ever so often..works too. Believe me."

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The younger thief looked at you with a worrisome expression on his face. "Promise you don't make fun of me, " he said. A great start to any conversation. "But.. Can you, teach me how to..knit." Salvador said. He looked you sharp in the eye, ready to glare if you started to laugh. Knitting was a serious business you know. "I've got woll, what's next?"

Noel Alkaev Vapor

"Do you really want to engage in something like that? It's..." Noel fell silent, deciding that, yeah, nobody asked for his opinion, and if Salvador wanted to knit, then who was he to judge? Besides, it wasn't like Noel... didn't know how to knit. He had to learn at some point, he assumed. There were no women around to teach his daughter how to work with wool, after all, so he took it upon himself to show her something. Not that she ever used said skill past the age of ten, but... Well, he liked to think he was being useful.

"It just depends on what you want to make. I've only ever made one or two washcloths, but I could probably help, anyhow. You just want thick yarn and large needles for your first time. It'll take a lot less time." he instructed, "What you'd probably want to do first, though, is make a slipknot. Loop the, uh... Gods, I could show you if I actually had fucking yarn to work with, but you just wrap your yarn against your index and middle finger twice, which..." He paused to wiggle his mutilated hand. He did not have a middle finger. "But, then you pull the first loop through the second, and tighten it around your needle. You just... you do that... and then you fucking cast on about twenty more stitches, I think. Maybe more, I don't remember. But, those are the loops you want."

He paused to slap his hands down on his knees. He stared down at Salvador for a long time, his eyes narrowing after a while. Was he over-explaining? He wasn't sure... "You just knit." he grunted, "Knit like it's your last day in this world. Knit like how you see little old ladies do it. If you keep doing that, you'll get a cloth. Eventually. A nice cloth to wash your ass with."

Ah. That's... lovely.

"I'll show you, though." he sighed, "Just let me see your things, and I'll just show you what I know, and hopefully it won't be as shit as it sounds. I don't do... auditory teaching, I guess is what I'd call it."


"I'm tired all the time." Noel drawled, huffing out a plume of cigar smoke, "It's been getting worse, I think, since I got to my nephew. Not to say that he didn't deserve it, but now I've been starting to waste my hours. I stay awake at night and can't ever get a good night's rest. There's so many ghosts, and they're hanging around me and the girl. I didn't think I would ever be the sort of fool to talk about spirits, but here I am, I suppose, and I guess I didn't give those two the best fucking send-off, so maybe this is what I've had coming for me."

It felt strange to be so vulnerable. He really, really didn't like it, and it was enough to make him visibly squirm as he leaned back in his seat and fiddled with the cigar in his hands. But, he would be lying if he said he wasn't becoming desperate. He had shitty sleep before he left Sauveterre, and he had even shittier sleep now. It didn't help that he slept on the floor. He was not going to use those nasty ass mattresses upstairs. As if the floor was any better.

"Bathing used to help, but I can't just take one. I don't have enough buckets to collect the rainwater with." That's probably why he smelled like shit, but whatever. "With any luck, I'll be out of this place soon, and I'll get an actual fucking bath with scalding hot water. Or I can get a well. Either works at this point. Until then, I might as well just ask you, if you know what to do. Or if you'll give some advice."

 Huang Meigui Oxyhocin

"That must be hard for you..." Meigui's voice was soft and low as he looked at the man seated beside him with (mock) concern. He didn't know how he got himself into this therapist role, but he didn't feel like moving from it. This was a good opportunity to practice advice-giving anyways; best to keep that skillset polished for when he returned home and resumed his position. 

"It seems to me that your fatigue is worsened by these 'ghosts' you speak of. Are those a manifestation of some sort of guilt you carry? You did mention you didn't give some people the, ah, 'best fucking send-off', as you put it. Perhaps reconciling with your past actions would be a good start towards relieving these negative emotions." He paused to reach out and gently pat the older man on the back. Touch was something people used to communicate compassion, right? Something about releasing oxytocin or some other sort of feel-good hormone, Meigui didn't quite remember the specifics. The guy looked like he could use a little of...whatever it was. 

"Until you're able to move on from the past, I don't think it'll be easy for you to get the rest you desire. If that doesn't seem plausible at the moment, you could also start by quitting your smoking habit." His nose wrinkled as he eyed the cigar in Noel's hand. "Smoking interferes with sleep you know. The nicotine in that lovely little thing you're holding can keep you up and alert, even if it does seem to help you relax at first. I'd recommend stopping the habit altogether before some other unwanted side-effects occur."

He leaned back and gave Noel a small smile to indicate that he wanted what was best for the man. In reality, he couldn't care less what Noel ended up doing.

"As for your bathing predicament, it's the little things that count. Instead of relying on the rare bath to keep you clean, a thorough wiping of the body with a rag, water, and some soap would suffice as well. If possible, you could also invest in some cologne or some other method to mask your musk; whichever is easier for you. It could act as an alternative when you don't have the time to wash yourself." 

Meigui didn't know what else to say without prying for more information, and he didn't feel like wasting more of his time and energy doing so. Better wrap this interaction up quickly so he could go do more exciting things. 

"Anyhow, you seem to be a practical man with a lot on his plate, and I hope I was able to impart some advice that could ease your burdens a little. I wish you the best in life."


"Life can be so boring at times. I went to university thinking I could escape the monotony of home-life, but it looks like it followed me here. You'd think a school centered on quests and exploration would be more exciting. Sadly, it's mostly composed of routines: wake up, eat, class, study, sleep. It's the same thing every day. If you get lucky, you might be assigned a quest to complete every week or so with your assigned team." Meigui sighed as he traced the edges of the cup in his hands. "Unfortunately, I haven't been so fortunate."

Hm...what else should he 'reveal' to his listener? It was true that he was having issues with staying engaged with his choice of schooling, so the frustration there was genuine. Maybe he could build upon the problem he was already describing. It wouldn't hurt to get a more emotional perspective of his predicament.

The young man slumped forward a bit and cupped his face with one of his hands. He looked despondent.

"Speaking of them, I don't quite know what to do about my teammates either. We're supposed to be working collectively while on missions, yet they enjoy going about and doing their own things. I'm at my wit's end trying to get everyone to work together. The classes we're forced to take don't help with team building either: all of them prefer mingling with the other students as opposed to each other."

Ethan Wilhelm PicklePantry

A school for quests? What, like a summer camp kind of deal? But he looked a little too old for summer camps.
Ethan scratched his cheek. He himself lived a pretty repetitive lifestyle: wake up, work, sleep; though he was content with it. And, to be fair, things had started changing up as soon as he'd met that detective. Ethan's eyes widened. "Maybe you should date someone?" he suggested. "If you're with someone, things can be really spontaneous! And having dates would kill time, right?"
Then Huang mentioned his teammates, and Ethan gave him an understanding nod. "I've never dealt with missions and teammates, but I've had group projects before, and plenty of ones where my classmates wouldn't do any work. For that, I'd say you should talk to your, uh, teacher(?) about it. At least then they'll know that it's not all balanced and could put more consideration into your missions?"


Ethan nervously fiddled with the edge of his shirt while avoiding eye contact, as though looking for the words to say. "This guy I'm dating's birthday is coming up," he muttered. "And I don't know what to get him. I asked him and he said he didn't care, and he's always keeping to himself so I don't really know anything he likes! His friends and coworkers don't know either. So, uh... What's a good gift to get someone that doesn't care about gifts?"

Yenunu honeyshuckle

Yenunu gave a hefty sigh, crossing her arms and breaking off eye contact. "I know nothing about romance, that's for sure. But I know if someone wanted to get me something, I'd much rather they gave me an experience. Buy a ticket to something, take him to dinner, or maybe a little road trip.  If he decides he wants something on that adventure, get that." She fell quiet, then huffed and began to walk away. "But what do I know, I'm just a grumpy frog with a tiny house."

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"What do I do if... I have something that Might hurt people, but it might not?" Yenunu asked, pacing back and forth. "Let's say I had some sort of weird mark, like it's glowing, and I don't know where it came from, It's just weird, and it might be harmful. Should I tell my friends about it? On the one hand, if I tell them, they'll start worrying, but if I don't tell them, they'll be unprepared." She gritted her teeth and looked up to the stranger she was venting to. "What would you do?"

Roswell van Breek fizzelston

He started to laugh. "Oi wud sell it, t'be sure." He said with a sheepish grin.
"It won't be yisser problem any longer an' you'll can git sum gran' nickers for dat," He said with a shrug. "'aunted masks an' such. Dat is of caurse, Oi don't doubt dat yer do 'av such a thing or not, if yer actually 'av a mask loike dat."
Roswell eyed her a bit wearily. "or "bury it. Good riddance."
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"Alroight listen'" he said before sitting down. Roswell had a very serious look on his face while lighting his cigar. "By me two souls dis 'arder den oi thought it to be but," he took a sharp breath. "Oi'm tryin' ter play de guitar. yer nu, dat instrument wi' strings," Roswell strummed some invisible cords with his long piano fingers. "Ah've learned 'ow ter play de flute whaen oi wus wee," He said with a strained smile. "But, Oi don't nu arse aboyt music anymore. what ter do? Do yer 'av any tips? Advice?"

Smithson (Human) kafkaesque

gonna just casually spoiler this so my post isn't obnoxiously long. :"))))))))))))))

The Crow was by no means new to Smithson, who had heard of him from... A variety of sources. Maybe his wife, maybe his mother-in-law, maybe even his own father? It was a bit of a blur then, and it was especially blurry in the most surreal sense of the word as he encountered the lanky thief in person. He expected to get robbed on the spot and was frankly a bit surprised when... The first thing the other party brought up was about music. Specifically about learning to play the guitar and how finicky such an instrument was.

Okay then.

Drawing in a sharp breath, he replied quite flatly, "Well, from my limited experience, guitars are nothing like flutes, so you'd already be at a disadvantage there." The aristocrat crossed his arms and tapped his foot, though it noticeably shifted in one direction as if he was preparing for an escape route. "Guitars require just the hands but a significant amount of dexterity. Flutes, on the other hand, don't need nearly as much finger-twisting or whatnot, but you also need a strong, steady breath... Or something like that."

Now Smithson's own unease started to become obvious as he wrung his hands and attempted to imitate the same strained smile that the thief was giving him. However, the latter looked more like a grimace than anything else, and that would've been a far more accurate representation of his emotions than any smile he could've made. His own father had discouraged music as a tool of subversion; it expressed too much, he was told, so it was best to just stay away from it. Just in case.

Already, this meant that he looked at the other party in an unfavorable light - thievery asides. Who would actively seek to accomplish that much expression? Not anyone worthy, apparently according to Smithson.

"If it helps..." he mused aloud with a gentle scratch to his chin, "... I know there are a lot of street musicians out there... They do travel, but in a settlement like yours, they'd be likely to stop by due to the amount of potential customers. Try sneaking over to the most populous areas for a bit to scour them out, then go from there, I suppose." His words wavered with uncertainty, but also... Bitterness. Yikes! "I also hate to be cliche, but practice does indeed make perfect. Giving up after a period of failure just exemplifies weakness, and it's better to just keep on trying until you get the hang of it, though..." His eyes trailed off to the side.

"... Don't ever use yourself as a judge; you'd be too biased in your favor," he grunted. He almost rolled his eyes with the comment, but he instead bit down on his lip like he was restraining himself from saying a string of derogatory comments. "Always ask for a second party if you need criticism. Preferably one of those street musicians, whom you should likely befriend. Expert testimony is more often helpful than not in cultivating wisdom... I think." By now, his foot had shifted so much that it was a wonder the aristocrat's leg wasn't starting to hurt; however, the conversation was quickly getting a bit too burdensome for him, and just the idea of leaving seemed all too appealing at the moment...


Neatly folding his hands together, Smithson eyed the other party before sighing, "So, I know that it may be a bit of a... Inconvenient time for you to be here. Trust me, at least the feeling is mutual." Weird, but could be worse. He chuckled tautly - albeit with the faintest hint of bitterness - before sighing and settling down on his chaise. Nearby, on his coffee table, laid a cup of coffee that he really felt like drinking, though he also found it a bit rude to drink during a conversation. Ah well...

"But once we get this done with," he stated with a wave of his hand, "we can get out of here, and I'll just be a little wiser." Smithson didn't even try making this one come off as humorous as he leaned back against his seat and gave his companion the slightest scowl. Goodness, did confiding in someone for advice feel weird to Smithson. He was always used to working independently, trusting himself and nobody else when it came to his goals. Even now, he was tempted to just stand up and hiss at the other party to get out, though...

As his hands wrung together, there was the feeling that maybe he shouldn't be an asshole now. Maybe he could be an asshole later.

"I believe you might already know about the situation with my son," the middle-aged man mumbled with a sigh, "Though if you don't, he ran off a while back, and... Now we're looking for him." He bit down on his lip before sighing and shaking his head. "I know that we're going to get him back someday. The crew that my wife and I ordered to track him down and take him back home is very talented, the best in the entire region. So I'm not going to waste your time asking you about how I can find my son, because that aspect has already been dealt with." Sure.

He took the cup of coffee and took a sip, allowing for a brief pause before he set it down and continued, "But... That asides, what I need to ask you about is... How can I prevent my son from running away again? He's always been a bit of a restless soul, always looking to do his own thing..." He chuckled again, though the tone was such a mess that it was difficult to describe. "... And I want to make sure he stays with me and my wife for as long as he can. He's set to inherit the property when we die anyways, so it's best that he stays so that he gets acclimated to the property, as it's what he'll be carrying around in a few decades... I know it sounds a bit unethical, trying to change my son like this, but... This is for the sake of everyone involved."

"I wouldn't want to coerce him, but at the same time... I feel like I might have to... Just so that he knows that we mean business, and that he won't repeat his little escapade again... What do you think? Any advice you can give me on that particular subject?"


OOF. A FOLLOW-UP. au revoir Smithson. :")

It was indeed pretty humiliating for Smithson to be calling on such a young woman like... The one sitting in front of him, though he made sure his wedding ring was clearly visible as he eyed her. That way, if Walker eavesdropped and got pissed, he could at least tack the blame onto the other party and get away relatively scot-free. Emphasis on "relatively." The idea of hurting his wife - even accidentally - seemed to clearly unnerve the aristocrat as he leaned back in his seat with a sigh.

Not helping his tension was the fact that the other woman was looking around the room like she was surveying its items. By goodness, if she ends up stealing something... His hand clenched into a fist as he started to glare at her.

"I suppose that could work," he told her with a sigh, "though obviously, I can't do it right now. My son is probably off in some far-away land anyway." He chuckled with a hint of bitterness - though there was that sense of regretful longing that could be picked up by the other party even as he maintained a straight expression. "But I can consider it when he returns, or when the investigators take him back. In that case, it'll be best if he returns sooner rather than later, though I believe we have to be aware of the possibility that the search may take longer than anyone anticipated. It's a drain on my wife and I's income, but it'll be worth it when we get him back." Sure.

Smithson supposed as he rubbed the back of his neck that the one thing he got from this call was that the young woman likely had a better understanding of how his son worked than he did - given their similar ages. That was the sole trait he found enviable about the youths these days, as ridiculous as it sounded. Sometimes - for a moment - he genuinely considered that what he was doing would be considered questionable from a moral perspective, that the reason he acted this way was due to generational differences. Or something like that.

He stifled a sigh before replying further, "I'm sure he's aware of the dangers, though, miss. He's just... Reckless, in that regard." Smithson almost rolled his eyes, but the thought of doing so to his own son proved to be a little too repulsive in this moment; instead, he bit down on his lip and kicked at the floor. "In that regard, he can teach himself. I know from personal experience how memories like these can become more pervasive over time."

"Using blood as an argument is somewhat an application of force," Smithson grunted with a raised brow, "It's a weak argument by itself. You need to use force in order to make it seem stronger. Don't ask me how I know, but I know for a fact that my son isn't that aware of it." Yea, wonder why. He crossed his arms and stretched his legs. "I think it's better off that way if I want him to stay in the long run - though."

"By the way, I do apologize for wasting your time like this. Just know that your advice was at least somewhat helpful, and I'll consider it in the search. You can go now if you want."

Eleanor Coone BlueQuill

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She seemed to study his behavior, watching him so. She was used to older men calling upon her, but for advice? That was not true. All she was known for is being that promiscuous young adult who's desperately trying to smuggle money about because her mom was accused of smuggling drugs. Not that that was even close to the truth, but who would listen to an animal of all things?

"Show him what the world is like when you spread with underdeveloped wings," Her ear flicked, probably because she picked up some small noise that occured within the confines of the room. Her attention was brought back to the man. "When a bird flies too early, it simply falls to the ground. Maybe, it's lucky and it falls into a bush, but other times, it was at the wrong place, and shatters it's bones like a fine saw dust upon impact with the ground."

She leaned against the wall, clearly uncomfortable with the conversation, but a call was a call. Even if she could tell this man wasn't going to pay her, even if her time was technically wasted. Getting advice from the bottom of the barrel did come with the knowledge of the ground, she supposed.

"If your son, Sir, goes around far too early for his own good, then he will have something happen to him. I don't wish that on himself, or on those around him. But you did need to show him how fucking terrible it is out there when you're too young and small. One wrong move and he can get picked up by the wrong people, and there he is, never to see the light again."

Her tail swished slowly as it hung low between her legs. Her eyes, to be noted that they looked like some mocha art with hearts as pupils on the face of a freak.

"You should probably also drop that idea of kinda forcing him into staying," She fidgeted with the little neck decoration that looked suitable for a peacock wannabe. Her shoulders dropped as she stopped making eye contact, empty eyes staring outside the window. Her bright browns and beiges seemed to make her stand out less, even in a darker environment. All because of her current demeanor.

"If you threaten him like that, he simply won't accept you as a father anymore. The only thing you'll be bound by is blood." Her deadpanned expression fit the monotone gloom of her voice. "And for a parent? I can only imagine that detachment from your child so quickly is a fate worse than death."


And to the person below:


"I'm so delighted you could have me over!" She chirped, allowing herself inside at the beck and call of the other. It was that she was best at, anyways.

"So, what'll it be for tonight, Myaster~?" Her voice only hid the small growl in her tone, as she was clearly not in the mood to roleplay for the night. Yet, her face betrayed that entirely, makeup and all.

She did keep her distance though, costumers usually stated their boundaries in small progressive beats, and their kinks in the sheets. Even though a silent burning disgust, she kept going.

"Is there anything that I should know?" Her head tilted as she properly sat down on a chair, looking up at the poor soul.

Something about the person she sat in front of told Eleanor that they called her to have someone to talk to.. that would be nice.

In the silence, her gaze lowered to the floor for a moment as she acted as if something caught her mind curiously, where her façade shattered with a very high chance of it being taped right back up again. Ears flattened as her hands lay folded on her lap.

Maybe.. this person could give her a sense of fulfillment. Maybe. But she looked like a fluffed-up whore, so who knew.

She looked back up at them, a clear content smile on her face.

"Well, have you decided?"