Your OC is forced to marry the OC above!

Posted 6 years, 4 months ago (Edited 5 years, 6 months ago) by colorful

EDIT: PLEASE ONLY BUMP THE THREAD EVERY 2 HOURS PER PERSON! Also, refrain from posting characters under 18!

I've thought of this weird idea after listening to some love songs and even wedding songs. This is probably the forum game we never needed, but I'll still post it for the heck of some giggles. So, how the heck does this work?

This is like Persona Q's Group Date Cafe dungeon, except it's completely random.


As you entered the place you were supposed to enter, you encounter something else. You are surrounded by sculptures of angels and adornments of white ribbons and bows with roses at the middle. The warm sunshine pierced through the colorful stained glass, emitting kaleidoscopic reflections. As you look up, you see the sacred illustrations at the ceiling.

You're confused. Tried to move, you noticed something off... Your clothes... Instead of what you last wore, your clothes changed to that of a bride/groom's due to some unknown phenomena. As you look straight to the altar, someone is waiting for you.

In short, you're getting married prior your notice.


Now I've explain what the heck's going on, let's proceed with the rules:

  • Your character must be above 18 years old.
  • Unless 24 hours have passed, you can only post every after 3 posts.
  • Please have at least 3 sentences in your reply. Although this is a crack roleplay thread, please be literate and legible with your replies.
  • Claim a post when you have a rad idea for a reply.
  • Please tell if you want your OC's sexuality to be respected. Though since this is a crack thread, I don't really mind for myself, surprise me.
  • Please, make your bio readable to logged in users, at least. If you were to post a locked character, you will be skipped without your notice.
  • Remember, this is just a crack thread and this is an AU, and this will never be canon. OCs who are taken can also take part, if you don't mind the cursed NTR.
  • Though if you really want to marry the OC above you, might as well ask the user about it before actually marrying them.
  • Rules can be changed anytime.

How does this work?

It's hard to explain it with words and I can't type as much since my back hurts, but let's do it like this. Don't imitate my examples, though.

  • 1st guy
  • 2nd guy: "Y-You've got to be kidding me. There's no way I'll marry someone as sacrilegious as you! In fact, I am already married! Well why would you...?!"
  • 3rd guy: "W-Why am I marrying this guy?! I mean, we're both guys and I only like pretty girls! He reeks, too!"
  • and so on...
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eadie

An arranged marriage isn't something entirely out of the ordinary, especially in regards to spirits. It wasn't uncommon for parents to marry their young off to another family to secure a stronger bloodline- but what Chiyuki didn't understand was how such a bloodline could be, ah... secured with two females. And, besides, Chiyuki wasn't even 2 millennia old yet, she still had so much of her youth left to spare! She could only hope that her bride wasn't going to be some tentacle monster, or an overwhelmingly powerful god, or- or a human of all damned things! Only moments till the ceremony would begin and Chiyuki had yet to meet her soon-to-be wife.

The lass was sitting in wait in a quiet room of the temple. Behind the sliding shoji wall in front of her was her bride. The ceremony wasn't going to be a big nor grand celebration- most arranged marriages weren't. If Chiyuki and her wife chose to celebrate afterwards, that was all up to them. The shiromuku she wore was uncomfortable and heavy. It squished her tail against her legs and made it difficult to walk. At least she did not have to wear that excessively oversized headpiece. 

The handmaiden beside her that had aided Chiyuki in dressing approached the shoji and carefully slid it open. Chiyuki took a deep breath, closed her eyes, and began to walk forward. There weren't that many people in the room. Chiyuki's parents were there and so was her youngest sibling. Those are the only ones that she recognized. Slowly, as if she were afraid to look, she dared her eyes to look towards the woman who was standing and waiting for Chiyuki. Her breath caught in her throat. A beautiful girl in a light violet dress. Her spaded tail and pointed horns did not look like they belonged to any family Chiyuki knew of, but that was beside the point. 

Chiyuki stopped when she and the lilac woman were facing one another. She peered up at her in wonder, a light pink dusting of a blush gracing her cheeks. The ceremony began, and almost shyly Chiyuki grinned and whispered, "Hi."

Issac Fire WaterSpiritKelpie

Isaac looked down at his black suit, it fit him pretty well but it still felt to small. He still had no idea on how to feel about this. He sat down on a nearby chair and hung his head back, he hadn't even meet his fiancée yet the only thing he knew about her was that she was odd looking. The best he was hoping for was that she would not hate his guts, though he was sure he would mess it up some how. He went to a nearby mirror and checked his hair for roots not wanting to look like a slop in front of her, luckily he was clear and no blond could be seen, he fixed his hair then checked the clock. It was time, he had to meet his new wife.

Trying to look happy he walked into the small venue that was just a hall that was decorated with one too many decorations. He did a few small stretches before the doors opened and a woman walked out, she was wearing a garb Isaac a man who never left his home time couldn't name, but it was beautiful and made Isaac feel like a slop in comparison. As she got closer Isaac could see what they meant by odd the bunny ears and horns weren't normal to Isaac but she was stunning. Her blue eyes are what drew him in the most, an innate curiosity lingering in them. Isaac saw one problem as she got closer, he was a whole two feet and a halve taller than her but that didn't matter so much. "So um." He tried to find the words to say to his soon to be wife "Any idea on how we are going to kiss?"

Raziel Opossun

"Ah!" Was the first noise that Raziel made when reacting  to the news that they were supposed to marry a young elemental.

"I'm sorry dear, I don't know how this happened, I'm sure you are as confused as I am!" Raziel sat back on his divan that was convenently there for some dramatic effect. "Although I feel I can relate to you a lot by never really being able to be alone, I feel like a situation like that needs to be taken care carefully..." The over the top shapeshifter stopped to take a look at the young man. Issac looked like a happy go lucky kind of guy and Raziel really liked that, however, they could also see that Issac went through a lot on his life. Raziel wanted to be as delicate as possible.

"You see... Uh... You are adorable. Truly. However, we can't let something like this happen to us. Everything that is forced is bad. So let's... Figure it out together, ok? And on the meantime, perhaps get to know each other?"

Lilith Garbagegremlins

The first thing that crossed the demon's face was a smirk, before she let out an airy laugh.  "are we... are we in a church? Oh this is too good!"

"Oh sugar don't take this the wrong way but... angels, no matter how flamboyant or how many lovely unhealthy coping skills they have, will never be my thing. I gotta deal with enough of 'em as is in Luci's meetings. Y'all have so much drama, which I drink up, but I'd never want to be in the middle of it" She drawls. ((Uh what is grammar, I legitimatly forgot please help me))

"Look, you seem nice and all, and I'm sure I'd love to drink with ya sometime, but eugh. Commitment is just..." She sticks her tongue out miming disgust. "But hey, at least we can ironically read the bible until the service is over, be a shame to waste whatever asshole's money was spent on it." She flicks her tail, knocking over a few angel statues "Always hated those things."

Diina Qadir PixieStyx

Diina smiled before giving a wink to the Demon she was supposed to marry. "Not bad....Not bad at all" she said looking her up and down.

"I'm pretty sure I haven't seen you before. If you're free anytime soon I'd like get a couple drinks with you. I hope you don't mind my tastes are a little on the expensive side, Darling. But unfortunately I cannot marry you because I'm already happily married." she paused and gave the demon a mischievous look as her tail flicked. "You know...you could always join our harem. We all love each other equally  and we have our....fun" she giggles before adjusting her fur coat and moving some hair out of her face.


Calkah Do'Viir ChosenUndeaad

Calkah looked at the girl that would soon be his spouse. He wasn't disappointed, and he kind of expected something like that. Besides, drows often choose demons as mates.

"It looks like my Queen changed her plans. You're going to marry me, or at least that is what it looks like. I hope we will be able to enjoy our future relationship." He smiled at her, and bowed, offering his hand to his future soulmate. "Let's hope this marriage won't sink... I don't want to disappoint you nor my community. Besides, I'm sure we'll go along well anyway."

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Joofy zomplush

"I have to marry you? Oh... Alright, but only if you give me asparagus. Else I'll eat you. Deal?"

 Kalen SweetasSaccharine

"Uhh... Well I guess cuddles wouldn't be half bad with you?... Just not sure about anything else haha... Oh and I would appreciate it if you didn't eat me?"

RGBYTE

“Ooo~?” Felicity’s expression light up as bright blue eyes gazed upon the male, feeling rather nervous about marrying a complete stranger but a bit relieved that he doesn’t seem to be dangerous. “If He truly blessed this marriage then I guess it’s okay! I’ll try to be a good, reliable wife for you!” The angel commented with a sweet smile and giggles innocently.

Sakurai Rihito ichimilk

Oh man. This is probably his parents' attempt at trying to get him out of the apartment more often. If they set up a blind date for him, that, Sakurai can understand. But a whole marriage? Oh man, oh no. That's just going too far. It's not like he doesn't like getting married, it's just that he's not ready for it yet. That, and his apartment can only fit him and his work. And figures. And merchandise. Not another human being. Aah, but then again he is with a demon right now. Wait, this one is an angel? And a girl, too. Man, she's... bubbly and energetic. "This is going to be a pain..."

Yeah, Sakurai should bail. This is a very bad idea. He's not ready, there's no space, and this girl is just... not his type at all. "Um, you seem really nice and all, but... ah, how do I say this..." Deep breaths, Sakurai. You can do it. "You might be way better off with another guy instead of me. I um. I still like being unmarried." He bowed to Felicity deeply, his body bent forward at a 90-degree angle at the waist. "S-so I'm really sorry!"

Nanachi Rorichi

Oh what a disgusting man was standing in front of her. And what? Was she supposed to marry him? This miserable human being afraid of going out of his apartment? Hell no! He was so...so boring and dull, besides, Nanachi already had a person she loved more than anything else, so this marriage was something absolutely crazy and impossible! She sighed tidying up her thoughts. "Oh dear, I'm sure it's a mistake! How can i marry i person who i see for the first time ever?" The nurse said with a soft smile. Yes, it was a mistake, it was i mistake for sure, what else coud it be if not a mistake?! Oh calm down, Nanachi! You have to be strong for her! The girl sighed again."Let's just go our own ways and think this mess has never happened, okay~?"