What would you find on the OC above's computer?

Posted 6 years, 3 months ago (Edited 3 years, 11 months ago) by Aarix

Let's have a look...

What's on the OC above's computer?

...or phone or tablet or whatever.

Basically, if you were to log into the OC above's digital device/s, what do you think you'd you find?
36GB of memes? Budgeting spreadsheets? Government secrets? A million viruses?
What operating system would they use? What would their wallpaper be? Would their folders be neat and tidy, or would it be a total bombsite? What's copied to their clipboard? How many tabs to they have open? Whatever you can imagine!

(Even if the character doesn't have access to such technology in-universe, just imagine what you'd find if they did!)

Rules

  • You can respond to what you find IC or OOC, but make sure your post itself is set to IC, so we know who's computer we're poking through!
  • You can claim a spot, but be sure to fill your claim within 5 hours. If a claim goes unfilled for longer than that, you're free to skip the claimer and respond to the post above them instead.
  • This isn't an 18+ thread, so please keep suggestive content to a minimum. If you happen to find anything a bit seedy, make sure to black it out like this, or put it under a spoiler.
  • Try to give a response that's more than one or two sentences :'o give the kind of response u would like to receive....
  • Wait until two other people have posted before you post again, unless the thread's been stuck for two or more days.

Apart from that, go wild, and have fun!

 Shade Mercenary_Ike
  • Homescreen is a rainbow
  • Searches include KFC, How to freeze the world, rainbow birds, why are humans such assholes and that one cat with a knife meme
  • Downloads are just pictures of fans and ice. 
"Damn. Nothing interesting.... Not like the porn I stumbled upon accidentally once on my own device..."
 nobrows muwi

Furcifer opens the stranger's laptop and begins shamelessly browsing through it, gleaning it for content. It boots up, the wallpaper is a picture of Askr scenery, or a group selfie with three people she's never seen before. There's also an owl on Shade's head. (Alfonse, Sharena, Anna and Feh)

Desktop:

- It's not bare, but there are things there. Essentials aside, most of are word documents. When opened, it's a 40 page document filled to the brim with stories about people whose names she doesn't recognise. When she scans over one of them with mild interest, they appear to be love scenarios or theories on their relationship.

- There's a bunch of candid photos. All of them feature at least two people in the frame. She has no idea who they are. 

- An icon that leads to a spreadsheet listing a long list of names. She sees the name 'Reinhardt' at the top, followed by their age, the number '5*' and what appears to be technique names.

Internet History:

- r/fireemblemheroes. It appears to be a multidimensionally accessible room for people called 'Summoners'. They appear to be discussing about the people whose names were seen in the documents. 

- 'How to get a guy to notice you'

- 'IV calculator'

- 'How to sow'

- 'Easy cooking recipes for people who can't cook'

- Fanfiction.net/A3

Archer Zhu Huang Lonestarcelt

Desktop:

- A folder full of pirated movies and various other stolen goods includng games and comics. Some of them haven't been viewed they were just taken because they could be. 

- A word document that is regularly updated with people who have wronged her as well as ideas that comes to mind to get back at them. 

- Photoshop or other editing software to try and make her selfies and other images of herself look as best as possible as a mean of gaining praise as well as edit images of those previously mentioned to have spurned her or do her wrong.


Internet History:

- Various dark web sites that have ties to organized crime

- Social media profiles of those she dislikes so that she can hate follow them without actually following them

- Pirating sites

- Get rich quick sites

- Plug-ins to reduce or raise screen brightness automatically based on time of day

 Shade Mercenary_Ike

Searches

  • Are Bisexuals valid
  • Am I a sociopath
  • How to motivate myself 
  • Several baking sites
  • Is my life a joke since I was born on April 1st?
His background looks like a bi colored squid with cupcakes.


"Now this is interesting. Now I just gotta write a quick note to him because bisexuals are very much valid."

tubbo

Searches: "Homestuck Fanart" The Tacobell Website appears atleast 5 times. "How to grow your height faster "How to control yourself over food" Easy cooking recipies.

"Damnit! Nothing cool!" Mace closed the in disapointment and sighed.

(hope it fits!)

 Ioririn celestiials

(I’m not sure if this is IC or not, if not tell me)

"How the fuck do I use this thing?"

Somehow Ioririn came across a book-like object, but when he tried to open it like a normal book, it had no words at all; it instead had a display on the left and various keys displaying letters and a trackpad on the right. He asked Verre about it, and Verre said something about computers; Ioririn turned the object right and saw it more properly now. 

"I see, it's one of those devices. Everyone's fucking using them nowadays instead of books." Ioririn tried several random passwords before the password hint came up: hat. "Well that's certainly fucking useful," Ioririn snidely remarked, and started to type in random types of hats. The actual password was ushanka_hat to his dismay.

He found:

  • a wallpaper that was comprised of various pictures of ushanka hats(???) (or alternatively a picture of a cold place)
  • "Folders are a goddamn mess," Ioririn says after going into one of them
  • Search history is more ushanka hats...
  • Another thing Ioririn noticed in her search history was "how to change the weather so it's colder". He had nothing else to say other than a disbelieving "What the fu..."
  • "How to get away with swearing"
  • "How to make it look like you kissed somebody by accident"
"... I have nothing to say." Ioririn wasn't sure why he thought this was a good idea...
Renigee

The laptop is dusty, with a skin that makes it look vaguely like a book. The background is a stack of scrolls, for some reason the fact that they have no dust on them stands out. 

There are a couple of terabytes (how can a laptop hold that much?) of illegally downloaded DOCs and PDFs of books, organized into neat folders by call number (why would that be necessary?)

In the search history are things like 'bookstores near me', 'is it legal to kill flat earthers', 'never mind I don't care if it's legal', 'hieroglyphics translation', and 'why am i so', the last search seems to have been cut off. 

There are multiple tabs open of databases, the owner of this laptop seems to have access to every single informational database out there.

Tanya Rorichi

"Tanya! You shouldn't touch things that don't belong to you, especially something like a laptop! It's invasion of others' privacy!"The girl's magical companion was nervously floating around her trying to stop Tanya from exploring the laptop which she found by a pure accident several days ago. For some reason it somehow intrigued her and now she was lookig through the owner's browser history and opened tabs. "Argh fuck off! It's not yours either so you have no rights to tell me what to to with it!"She said in her usual aggressive manner. But the more she explored this electronic device, the less interest she had in it. "Fuck! It's full of some useless shit and nothing interesting at all! Their music taste is absolute shit too btw. Here, you can have it, throw it away or something, i don't care anymore"  She turned the laptop so Flan could see the screen. What he saw was:  a site with anime news, a record of a concert of some popular rock band, science news. He closed the browser and took a look at the desktop screen before turning the laptop off. Everything he saw there was word aqnd powerpoint files. It seemed the owner was a teacher or someone with a similar job. 

 ' Fritz' Bluesulfur

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Tanya!, why give all your files such rude names? "fuckoff.jpg" "Сука Блять.Mov", it makes me feel bad for going through your computer files :-((

and your music and games are very strange... what is..... "Cheeki Breeki?"
and WHY are you buying cigarettes through the internet?, you are underage! that is illegal, unsafe and they will probably scam you anyways........ is it not more efficient to simply procure a fake ID?

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Shoko (Sho) Akani Zaten

(this might be OOC sorry if I butchered them)

"...there so many files, jeezus. and what is this weird code stuff?" Shoko was starting at a .txt file written in some weird code "looks like these help control the a.i... oh look a word document!  what's in this?" sho opened the word document and found a list of things that Fritz had learnt about humans. looking around some more, there was some pirated 30's/90's music ("what they're doing with this... I don't know") and a copy of Metropolis (1927) "looks like it was downloaded from youtube"... upon looking at their search history, they fund a youtube to mp3 ("that confirms my suspicions") and a bunch of songs from the 1930's.

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(note to next user: their laptop would mostly be in russian, apart from any word documents relating to school)


 Shade Mercenary_Ike

(I'm sorry I don't know russian so pretend this is in russian)

"The hell?" Shade asked herself. "Time to pull up some good ol google translate. Haven't used this since Marth taught me japanese..."

  • How to come out about being genderfluid
  • hoodie strings for sale
  • Hot Topic (for punk clothing)
  • Emo music
"Huh. Pretty normal stuff. I hope they were accepted by their family."
 Ra nut

Ra has seemed to find a decent computer, probably 1-2 years old, he began to snoop around on it.

"Google chrome.. lets see the browser history on that." He would take a few minutes to look around on it. "Lots of dungeons and dragons, what else does this coputer have on it?"

He would take the time to check the programs installed on the computer. "Oh my god. There is a LOT of different MMO's on this computer, well i know they were into the grind."

He would snoop around in the image folders and the music. "Lots of more classic stuff, and wow, Lots of pictures of monsters dying and D&D memes."

Avala-Ne Hibernis galaxycreations

Avala looks at the open laptop left at the table,they'd give Ra a call though the laptop did make them curious. Sliding into the seat quietly they moved the mouse around to wake the screensaver. Avala noticed instantly a chat software: Skype/Discord binging. The next noticeable thing was the browser personalized with adorable kittens and memes of cats. He chuckles it reminding him of a friend. Ra's browser had a couple of bookmarks leading to recipes for cake. "Must have a sweet tooth...perhaps I'll suggest a bakery to him."

Shoko (Sho) Akani Zaten

(might be ooc, sorry if I butchered him asdfbnjk)

shoko swooped down on the vacant laptop, forgetting that hey had left their own laptop unattended. opening the lid, they tried the crack the password several times, unlocking it with 'Hibernis' ("wha... I was only joking"). the desktop wallpaper was a shot of a city skyline ("which city is this... I'll ask them later") other than the basics, there was several pictures of bows, salmon ("why does he have fish on his laptop?") and photos of someone shoko didn't know. they scanned through file explorer and found several documents containing notes on wildlife conservation, as well as how to identify certain wildlife threats. their search history contained several recipes for soup, ways to maintain horns (" well I'd want to maintain them if they were that big"), and several archery techniques.

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note to next user: their laptop is in Russian, apart from any schoolwork


Diego Willman MathewMii

"Hmm...  They left open a shopping site for some clothes and a few tabs full of text.  They also got Google Docs open.  It doesn't matter; their laptop is now mine."