"GLADLY! I am a gypsy, after all.", Zinkur said, giving a smirk and pulling out her favorite crystal ball.
She smacked it down on a nearby table, and dragged the creature over to said table. She plopped him down, and sat down on the opposite side.
Zinkur, rarely getting the opportunity to predict another's future, was very excited. Her eyes filled with stars, she mumbled an ancient gypsy incantation, and the crystal ball began to glow a deep blue/gray color.
"I see your future clearly, young earthling", Zinkur said, trying to be mysterious. "Your future predicts wealth in the east and misfortune in the west. Depening on your preference, go on said path, and claim your disaster, or rewards!"