hey. i had an awful idea rusty. im sorry
"Stop right there. I'd rather not have to make a mess," Remnio cooed, having found his opportunity with the older man away from the crowds of the evening- where he would only be under his own blood-red eyes. He was seeking a bit of a thrill tonight, and now that he'd found it, his token smirk seemed all the more cruel with his scar, like some half-Cheshire cat, fangs and all. He'd decided to leave some space between them for the moment- two arm's lengths.
"Hey there, sir Johnson. John... son... ah. Just like Smithson, right? You look just like him. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it? For better, or for worse." He idly glanced over his shoulder, as if searching for any possible interference. Once he seemed satisfied, he deftly produced a butterfly knife from his sleeve, and had it primed in the same movement. He didn't point it at the man, though. Not yet, at least. Remnio idly twirled the black blade about in his good hand while he spoke, years of practice keeping him from cutting his own fingers off. "I don't know if you know this, but... I hear he's taken to inviting women into his own home. Simple ones. And despite being married, yes?"
Maybe it was wrong to take it out on the man's father- but.. he'd already come this far. He took one step closer, just to jab the knife at him- or the air before him. It was clamped shut, for the moment. Remnio murmured, "I should know. My darling wife was not born royalty like me. She's far too humble to imagine having a kingdom's army at her disposal."
Despite the situation being painted, he did not once show any anger, nor sorrow in his face or voice. Though, he flipped the blade back open, and tapped the flat side against his chin. "I wonder... what I should do to repay him for treating my wife to such a lovely night. Any suggestions?"
He began to hum as he thought- for a moment. Remnio took another step closer, folding his blade back into his hands, and said, "I think I do know... what I should do for the man who raised him like this... I'm sure you can tell, but... I'm not scared of a bit of... cutting pain."
At that, he actually let out a chuckle.
"That is... the cutting pain of loss. What's your game of choice?"
When he raised his hand again, he held... an innocuous deck of playing cards. The Joker's face stared back at Johnson. He simply could not stop grinning now, even as he said, "I'm not that scary to you- am I? My darling wife was quite impressed by the warm reception and dinner. Come on. Any game, any wager. I'll deal."
And only then did he seem to realize something. "Oh. You didn't think I was armed, did you? You must be seeing things."
Now that got a round of laughter from the illusionist prince.
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here u go,,,,
Remnio thought back on two things as he came to the end of the alley- the first being that he should really start to listen to his guards urging him not to leave without at least one of them, and the second being that old human superstition about left-handedness. He wondered what the odds were. Needless to say, he was not exactly scared for his life. He was not a stranger to this kind of treatment; nor was this the worst situation he'd been in.
He carefully palmed the butterfly knife in his sleeve, but he listened to the man speak to him in silence. There was a time and a place for everything, and he knew it far wiser to not inflame the man any more, As far as he was concerned, he was being pretty compliant sitting nice and cool as he spoke. He wasn't really... scaring him. And it was better for him to stay focused on what he saw before him. He wouldn't notice the way things warped around him if he didn't see past Remnio. All eyes on me...
And once he dared to look away, he bolted down the way he'd come. Once planted in his head, whatever he saw would stick with him as long as he believed it. Or passed out. That was always a possibility. Regardless, he left the man to... figure it out, with a static image of himself. He swore he heard the man yelling about coins. A few weren't worth much to a prince...