Write a Crack Headcanon for the Oc above 2.0

She’s a little paranoid and has comically dangerous traps set up everywhere in her house. Also throws a crap ton of knives if anyone does so much as touch her.

Uses a washing machine to "shower" himself

i'd imagine she'd steal bits of people's food (like fries) quietly until the person notices but doesn't know why their food is gone.

puppy (newest design, no name, temp image because its unrendered)

He identifies with Togami Danganronpa, so much so that he has a shrine dedicated to him.

Has a day where he bakes and eats a whole cake, sits down and does random math problems.

after drinking they chew the ice that was in the drink and when that melts they bite the glass

v THIS IS SO FUNNYFIUHF SO TRUE IM GONNA MAKE THIS A THING

Everytime someone says his name a ominous organ sting plays. The origins of the noise are unknown but it will overlap if enough people say it one after another.

You know 80s power suits? She's got an obsession with them, only some of the shoulder-pads on her suits have fallen out due to regular wear & tear. She has since shoddily replaced them with socks as a temporary fix that is actually not-so-temporary.

Okay this is going to sound oddly specific but I imagine that whenever Audemus eats nuts he has to eat an even number of them at a time so they'll be equally distributed in his mouth (I do that too)