Yum Or Yuck {Oc Game}

Artemis looked at the monster in front of her. She had never seen anything like this before, and she was tempted to grab her pen and paper and fill in some information regarding it in her bestiary, but she decided against it, as that would probably be rather impolite towards the creature. It seemed humanoid, after all, and not like a lot of other monsters she had the "pleasure" of meeting in her long life.  She sat down on her chair and looked at the meal that the creature had put in front of her on a clean white plate. It seemed to be ham with some sort of fruity, sugary sauce, and Artemis revelled in the sweet smell for a few seconds before taking her fork and taking a bite. It was rather sweet, but the meat was giving it a good overall balance, and Artemis smiled softly at the creature in front of her. "Thank you a lot for sharing your meal with me. It has quite the pleasant taste."
(yum)

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"Welcome to my hunt, my friend." Artemis smiled softly at the stranger that had happened to stumble upon her camp, where she and about fifty girls would be residing for the next couple of days. "We had a lot of luck with our hunt, today, and you look to be rather hungry. Do you want to warm up at the fire and eat with us?" Artemis gestured towards the campfire, around which several of the girls and their hunting dogs have already gathered. Lying dead next to the campfire was a massive boar, and when i say massive, i mean massive, because this boar was bigger than a small elephant, with golden tusks and arrows still sticking out from its neck, chest and legs.  "We also have some eggs and milk, so you can help yourself to those, too, if you want."

Chad blinked. He'd come here to find a large boar with strange tusks that he'd heard was terrorizing the nearby towns, but to think he'd find it here, dead! He gazed at the arrows sticking out of it, then at the women. He wasn't sure who they were, but it was clear they were all experienced huntresses.
When offered the dish, he glanced back at the boar. "Uh, I'd hate to intrude," he murmured before breaking out into a smile. "But sure, if you don't mind, and if it's safe to eat!" Either way, he pulled his phone out to take a picture of the boar. A vlog AND a food review? This would get a million hits within the HOUR.
"Thanks again, brah," Chad smiled at the women. "I've never cooked something this raw before, but dude looks totally tasty."

"Have you ever had, like, fondue, bro? That melted cheese stuff you dip stuff in. It's so good. My parents were always looking for excuses to have some when I was younger. Oh, we should totally get some too, brah!"

Manslaughter couldn't believe this was being said to her on her birthday, but also fondue sounded amazing, if only because she associated all cheese dips with nachos, and good god, did she love nachos. She also just liked cheese in general.

"Yeah, I want some fucking fondue, even though that's a really stupid name for nacho cheese." she said to Chad, all on a quick breath, "It's, like, fun-doo, and 'doo' is a stupid fucking word. Whoever came up with that word is stupid. Anyways, I want some fondue. Get me some fondue."

"I stole some cupcakes from WalMart." Manslaughter told the other party, as she held the plastic box out to the other party, containing twelve itty-bitty confetti cupcakes, one half of the container red and the other blue.

"If you don't want this shit, I'm just gonna eat them all on my own." she said, "'Cause I'm fucking hungry."

August peered into the container, only raising an eyebrow at the sight. He showed no fear nor disgust, but instead mild intrigue. At Emily's request, he broke off a piece and popped it into his mouth.
He was silent.
Very, very silent.
Not a single expression on his face.
"Mmm..." He gulped. "You were right. It's very good. Where did you get this? I'd like to have some of my own."

"Tell me, what's your opinion on celery?"

"I hate it." said Hakim, not wasting even a second to tell August about how much he apparently hated celery. "It tastes like a wet blob of yarn. If you chew it, you'll regret it -- the strings will get stuck in your teeth, and it's difficult to eat, really."

Coward. I love celery.

"I don't go fishing often. It's hard reaching the river." said Hakim, as he pushed a plate of smoked salmon towards the other party. "So, I don't want this to go to waste. Eat it."

NV, wearing the face of who should have been I'sen's actual guest, glanced down at the dough handed to them. "Breakfast," they muttered lowly while taking the plate into their hands. "No one has ever made me breakfast before." They took a hesitant bite. It was hot, but fluffy, and with just a hint of salt and sugar.
"It's delicious," they said. "Thank you very much. It takes an awfully skilled hand to make something so good. It says a lot about your character. I'm jealous."

NV shifted uncomfortably. They weren't sure what food to bring up, as they were sure anything they even remotely liked would be met with disgust. It was only natural that something so hideous would enjoy equally hideous food. They pondered for a moment, then asked, "Do you like ice cream?"

"Ice cream?" Caelestis blinked at NV's words, pausing for a moment before answering. Food wasn't the easiest topic for him to discuss, considering it wasn't something he typically spend a lot of time thinking about—with the exception of a certain unfathomably wonderful delicacy of course. However, it was still something he liked to indulge in on occasion, and he was eager to continue any topic the other was willing to talk about. "It's simply delightful, isn't it?" He chuckled fondly. "I tried lemon ice cream once, and it was one of the most splendid things I've ever had the pleasure of tasting." Closing his eyes in thought, "Oh, how I would love to have it again someday…" 

He let out a dreamy sigh before returning to the present, shifting his gaze towards NV once more with a warm smile. "You certainly do have fine taste."

Caelestis held out a lemon towards the other party. "Would you like one? I just bought a few bags of them, and it would be no good to eat them all on my own." He laughed. "Well, I certainly could, but one of the greatest pleasures of delicious food is to share it with others, yes?" Adding after a moment with a slightly embarrassed chuckle, the thought having just crossed his mind, "Oh, and I can cut or peel it first if you'd like—I know the rind isn't for everyone."

(⬇ I'M CACKLING,, that's great FKJSHFKJKS)

"No way!" Leika said. As she pulled a face. "You can't expect me to eat this raw! Peeled or not," the Easterling continued. She shook her head and glared at Caelestis.
"Maybe you spirit-Spooks," she made fitting hand gestures by her insult, "eat these things with peel 'nd all. But we? Human...oids. No!"
Leika went as far as ticking the lemon out of the elf's hand. Rude!
"The rind isn't for everyone," she repeated mockingly. "How about the entire fruit sucks!"

Guess who's going to have scurvy. It starts with an 'L' and ends on 'eika'.
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"Now lets talk about real food. Fish!" Leika said. "I'm talking about fish!"
She directly shoved a plate of fried codfish underneath your nose.
"Come take some! They're still hot and greasy!"

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"Look someone with taste!" Leika barked out. She gave Aiden a friendly punch against his shoulder. "You should try herring next. With pickle and onions!" or not. One disgusting fish at a time Leika. 

"OH MY GOSH YES, YES IT IS!!!"

"...S-sorry about that, I got really excited... Anyway, my pick for the next person is chocolate-chip cookies."

"Not a fan of desserts in general." Odette replied to Aluminum, "But, pair one or two cookies with a fruit tea, then maybe..."

[yum... on one condition.]

"And, for you, I'm not sure. I tend to not move out of my comfort zone when it comes to food." she said, "But, what do you think of cucumber soup?"