Five Facts About Your Oc

F-five facts about me? ...Do I have to d-do this...? Can't s-somebody else... do it instead? ...N-no...? Umm... O-okay... umm... wh-where do I start... uh...

1. I-I... don't have that many friends... but I d-do have a best friend... H-h-he doesn't... have a profile on here y-yet, but his name's... D-Dan... and we... uh... do a l-lot of stuff together... I guess...

2. Umm... m-my favourite food is... strawberry i-ice cream...

3. I-I like doing sports... b-but my favourites are... any that i-i-involve running...

4. Uhh... m-my favourite colour is... l-light blue...

5. ...Umm... uhh... I-I-I can't think of any more... umm... O-oh... I just thought o-of one... I-I... have ice powers... b-but I didn't always... have them... Umm... I-I think I was n-nearly fourteen when I f-first had them... a-a-and I'm fifteen now...

...S-sorry if...they weren't really interesting... I-I... umm... they were the o-only ones I could think of... C-can I go now...?

well i can't turn down an excuse to talk about myself 😎

1. i have a blog, and it's almost as pink as me. almost.
2. i collect cell phone charms! the cuter the better! 🌸🌸🌸
3. fuck bees
4. i love the sound of music boxes... i really wish i had one irl
5. my parents are allergic to pet dander, which blows bc i've always really wanted a nice, fluffy cat, or maybe even a cute li'l bunny! oh well, i'll just have to wait until i graduate and find my own place. if i ever do either of those things lmao

Who needs numbers, lets do this th' ol fashioned way ey? -clears throat- Th' names Jettison by the way, Im gonna' type this so s' easier ta understand. I guess my accent can be a bit 'ard ta understand fer' some.

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I was part of a circus freak show for almost half of my life. My act revolved around swords and knives. Specifically swallowing them, knife throwing, and some juggling from time to time. I also was also given tasks musically as I can play Accordion and the Fiddle. The traveling to new cities was fun and I did very much enjoy the company there, but its been nice to have some down time. There were so many hours spent in trailers and caravans, one does get antsy after such a long time in confined spaces.

I have a pet crow named Potch who can actually speak and understand humans, though when he talks its like listening to an illiterate child who can only scream simple sentences.

I eat a lot...like...A LOT. Its a mystery why I am not the size of a whale. Especially as most of it isnt exactly healthy. Plus my boyfriend is addicted to nutella so I always end up eating it as well, though not on everything like he does. I like syrup on my flapjacks thank you very much.

I like to wear shorts with womens stockings. Its such a shame men dont have as many comfortable and adorable fashion choices. Surely we would if there werent stupid expectations of who wears and doesnt wear what. I sure as butts am not going to miss out in the comfort of some awesome striped leggings just because people say its not for me.

In my time overseas and such I have collected a lot of stupid knick knacks and chachkies which now line my walls. The only thing I was never able to find in those silly gaff tourist places is a Fiji mermaid. My friend has said she would make one but I am determined to find a real rotting fish lady in a shop someday. I tell ya, its going to happen. That will be a glorious day.

NAME IS POTCH, LIKE MANY THINGS. JETT IS STUPID OWNER. I LIKE HIM SOME DAYS. OTHER HE IS BUTTFACE.

1. I HAVE STUFFED MAGPIE, NICER THAN JETT MOST DAYS. I WANT TO MEET REAL MAGPIE SOMEDAY.

2. BACON GOOD. PIGS ONLY USE IS FOR SITTING ON AND EATING. SILLY MUD MEN.

3. I LIKE TINY HATS. JETTISON MAKE SOME TO WEAR FOR SHOWS. I WEAR THEM ANY TIME EVEN IF HE GETS MAD. -laughs little bird laugh-

4. JETTISONS BOYMANFRIEND HAS PET AXOLOTL WHO WATCH ME. SMALL EYES, BIG SMILE. NOT SURE HOW TO FEEL. WHAT EVEN IS IT? LIZARD, NEWT?

5. ABSINTHE IS BEST DRINK, DONT LET JETT TELL OTHERWISE.

((Ooc: I severely apologise for the caps lock and pretty much everything about Potch in general.))

Howdy, everyone! My name's Ouray, and now I'm gonna blather on about myself! Alright, let's see, just 5 things? This is gonna be tough!

1. I'm of the humble opinion that pumpkins are objectively the best fruit. Aww, who am I kidding? That's not an opinion, that's a fact!

2. Everyone thinks rats are gross, but I think they're adorable! I just want to take 'em home and pet 'em! Who cares if they spread disease and eat your food and sometimes have rabies or whatever! Look at their cute little faces!! How can you resist?

3. I can never just sleep normally... whenever I wake up there's always blankets all over the place, I'm posed all weird, and I'm probably in someone else's bed! I dunno what I do in the middle of the night, but it's a shame I'm always asleep and miss it!

4. People always tell me I must have a pretty high pain tolerance, and I guess that's true! But, honestly, I just like it a lot! Makes me feel alive, y'know? There's nothing more visceral than pain coursing through your body! It reminds you that you're a real, physical being! Plus injuries always leave neat scars, bloodstains make you look badass... I mean, what's not to like? It's not like injury is as big of a deal to me as it is to normal humans!

5. Oh, right! I guess I'm part of a cursed bloodline or something, so I have a demon named Khazael living in my body! They're the best! They're like a cool tattoo that can move around and give me cool powers like turning my hands into axes or puppies! Some people get freaked out by them, but I don't see why! I can't remember a time where they weren't around, so maybe I'm just used to them!

HI! I'M ENKKA, I JUST ATE SOME CHICKEN MMM

1: I loooove chicken, mostly giant chickens, Isaac calls them turkeys but they are just giant chickens!

2: I'm all fur and feathers! A pretty rare type of dragon, though there's plenty of other variants, you just gotta discover them! But keep it hush hush cuz people hunt us and we're msotly in hiding. ):

3: I was hatched by Isaac, he found my egg after my mum lost it, so he's really like my mum but either way two mums, so I can't complain! He takes good care of me, he's the best~

4: Isaac says to hide form other humans and be cautious, but I just wanna meet everyone, Im sure they can't all be bad. Isaac isn't....

5: To better hide myself I chirp like many different kinds of birds so humans in the area don't know the difference!

O-Oh,,,Five facts? About me-? I can manage that--

1. So apparently I glow in the dark, or atleast the green spots on my body do. I guess that helps since I don't like the dark very much.

2. I also cough up this kind of toxic ooze, sometimes I go into a coughing fit...It sounds gross when I saw it out loud. Oops

3. I also have a best friend, Her name is Paintcan, she's kinda like me, she eats paint for some reason. Don't judge her she's my friend, ok? (Maybe we can be friend too-!) 

4. I'm running out of things to say, Oh no--

5. I also have a crush,, on my friend Sam. Oops again

*sighs tiredly* Okay, here goes...

1. I was adopted as a baby by a couple from Hong Kong, so my parents are Chinese and I'm white and we live in America. I never knew my birth parents and don't really want to.

2. I can see ghosts and demons and other supernatural stuff, and I always could. But since no one else can, they think I'm crazy. Which brings us to-

3. Ever since the third grade, I've been seeing doctors and psychiatrists and therapists constantly in an attempt to get rid of the things I can see. But none of the meds have worked and they mostly just made me feel sick.

4. I know I'm not crazy. Ezra told me. He's my stuffed rabbit who came to life when I wished for a friend when I was little.

5. One of my best friends is Felix, a Youtube Let's Player who never wears pants when he doesn't have to.

1 - My legal name is Luke, but if you call me that, I'm probably not going to respond to it.

2 - I get annoyed when people ask me how frequently I dye this streak in my hair in. It's not dyed, it's natural. Don't ask how. If I knew I'd be the first to explain it so people would shut up about it.

3 - I never met my father, and my mother was awful to put it lightly. I didn't think I would be, but I'm definitely much happier with my adoptive mother and her two kids.

4 - There's this car wash place that sometimes lets my friends and I go through without any of the cleaning or drying mechanisms on... so it's just a lot of shooting water. Perfect with the top down, as long as you plan on getting rid of the car afterwards. And with how rich my girlfriend is, it's... happened way more times than it probably should. Ruining a convertible just for three minutes of a wannabe water ride... but I'm not complaining. It's my favorite thing to do with them in the summer.

5 - My real name is some kind of codeword of sorts that lets me tap into the powers of the Elemental deities. Gotta keep it secret, but that doesn't keep the psychotic criminal cultists from harassing me about it.

Hello I'm C'lod! 

1/ I work in the castle as a greeter, and I am very good at saying hello to our visitors! They can tell me I look very pretty in my outfit, and I can thank them for it. Then I show them where to go to see the tour!

2/ Sometimes we get some very mean visitors, that just want to... to be mean! They will say mean things, all kinds! It doesn't get me mad though, and I think that's what they want... So I just pray and continue with my work and hope they don't cause any trouble!

3/ I have some nice friends working with me! They are very kind, and help me when I have to do some mean math or writing or readingwriting. I don't know what I woudl do without them!

4/ I would love to have little red haired babies to take care of! I'm not the smartest person, but I just know I'd make a great mother!

5/ ...My name isn't as pretty as my friends call me. It's actually just Clod, with no line thing. It's supposed to be something mean, but Floy suggested I change it to something I thought was pretty. And C'lod is!

1.  I don't particularly care for hazelnuts on their own - I certainly don't dislike them, I just wouldn't actively seek them out! - but I adore anything flavored with them!

2.  I can't think of anything I love more than curling up with my girlfriends on a Sunday morning, hearing the gentle rain on the window...

3.  I like to be clean and neat, so I don't mind most chores, but dusting is such a tedious bore... I'd love to have someone else do it for me, but at the same time I know it's important to take responsibility for my own possessions and space.

4.  I don't have much use for them, but I enjoy collecting paperweights! Some of them have such gorgeous designs...

5.  Others tend to underestimate me due to my careful grooming and gentle nature... hmhmhm, but that's precisely what I want them to think. ♥

1. I've got a demonic spirit living on me. Got this somewhat tacky looking seal on my arm to keep it in check. Needs to be renewed every two months or so. What a pain.

2. I have a shameless collection of imperial guards' pants. You'd think it would be difficult to steal them off of a fully armored soldier, but not if you're me.

3. I really hate dragons and their kin. Don't like em, don't like being around them, don't like talking about them, don't like dealing with em.

4. I once spied on an imperial benefactor for 5 months pretending to be a maid. He ended up proposing to me halfway through, and I spent a lot of time stealing his secret documents because he was too infatuated with his wife-to-be to notice. Most people would call him an idiot for not realizing I wasn't even a woman like he thought. I don't think he was, I'm just that good. Poor sap.

5. I hate lentils almost as much as I hate dragons.